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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. 01:46 - Dec 4 with 3364 viewscharmr

When did these enter the football/life vocabulary.

Fishing show with Zamora, he’s ok, and some other guy using them like they are going out of fashion. Talking like a footballer being interviewed with the immortal questions

a. Talk me through etc
b. How did it feel etc

Just sounds ridiculous
[Post edited 4 Dec 1:58]
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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 07:42 - Dec 4 with 2216 viewsWokingR

Didn't Top Bins come from Soccer AM, where they had a shooting challenge into bins in the top corners of a goal.
Any other stupid expression you've heard probably originated from there too, and most likely from Jimmy Bullard.
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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 08:51 - Dec 4 with 2139 viewsslmrstid

I just assumed it was a Gen Z thing, but it may well be Soccer AM that started a lot of them.

Cooking.
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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 09:30 - Dec 4 with 2087 viewsR_from_afar

I'd never heard anyone use underlap and late doors until Joe Cole was on TV punditry duty. Not sure if he actually came up with those terms...

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 09:50 - Dec 4 with 2049 viewsHayesender

Baller. Fck off

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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 10:51 - Dec 4 with 1955 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Rhasper (sp) is so much more classy than banger.

Was it Kenneth Wolstenhome to a Bobby Charlton thunderbolt "Oh I say that's a Rhasper" or something similar.

"Oh I say that's a banger" not the same gravitas.


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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 11:42 - Dec 4 with 1870 viewsQPR_Hibs

One of my favourites was Brian Moore in the late 1980s commentating on an overhit cross ( as per Paul Smyth)

"He's going to need a stepladder to reach that one."

"Remember to listen to me but look at her. Don't get it the wrong way round. That would be hideous."

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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 12:16 - Dec 4 with 1812 viewsRBlock

Think it's a bit harsh, vocabulary changes and evolves. There will be loads of phrases we use often that generations before us would think sounds ridiculous. Some of the kids I coach used the phrase 'bicey' (pronounced like the first half of bicycle) referring to an overhead kick, which I thought sounded ridiculous. They also love the phrase 'Brexit tackle', referring to a full blooded slide tackle that wipes out the opponent.

That being said, I despise the phrase 'cooking', which is way overused and really cringey. Plus the whole pseudo-tacticos on twitter, using phrases such as 'pausa', which is one of Clive's favourites.
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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 12:27 - Dec 4 with 1785 viewsDannyPaddox

I remember many moons ago hearing for the first time Ron Atkinson use the phrase early doors I thought fk me has Ray Manzarek come on as a sub.
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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 12:40 - Dec 4 with 1769 viewsWilkinswatercarrier

007. Apparently, this is used when a striker scores no goals and provides no assists in 7 games.

So when my son told me Celar was 007 I really did think WTF are you talking about.

It's a Gen Z thing apparently.
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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 16:34 - Dec 4 with 1596 viewsR_from_afar

Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 12:27 - Dec 4 by DannyPaddox

I remember many moons ago hearing for the first time Ron Atkinson use the phrase early doors I thought fk me has Ray Manzarek come on as a sub.


Didn't Big Ron also give us the reducer?

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 16:38 - Dec 4 with 1589 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 12:27 - Dec 4 by DannyPaddox

I remember many moons ago hearing for the first time Ron Atkinson use the phrase early doors I thought fk me has Ray Manzarek come on as a sub.


Someone on here kicked off about the same phrase, and asked if there was such a thing as 'late doors?'

I couldn't resist and replied: 'Jim Morrison!'

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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 16:39 - Dec 4 with 1589 viewsWilkinswatercarrier

Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 16:34 - Dec 4 by R_from_afar

Didn't Big Ron also give us the reducer?


A great saying. Some of our midfielders could do with learning it.
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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 16:39 - Dec 4 with 1587 viewsQPunkR

Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 16:34 - Dec 4 by R_from_afar

Didn't Big Ron also give us the reducer?


Depends what you called him

Shit but local

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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 16:50 - Dec 4 with 1559 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Unbelievable tekkers
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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 17:02 - Dec 4 with 1548 viewsconnell10

It's all XG these days ......

AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!!
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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 17:04 - Dec 4 with 1538 viewsconnell10

Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 17:02 - Dec 4 by connell10

It's all XG these days ......


.....and technically it should be EG or ExG ....but I digress.

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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 17:12 - Dec 4 with 1526 viewsMick_S

Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 16:34 - Dec 4 by R_from_afar

Didn't Big Ron also give us the reducer?


And “lollipop” whatever that means.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 17:47 - Dec 4 with 1481 viewscolinallcars

Literally kills me, especially in a pub.

Hi, what are you literally doing here ?
I've literally just got here
Can I literally get you a drink ?
I'll literally have a Pinot…..
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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 17:49 - Dec 4 with 1480 viewskensalriser

Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 17:04 - Dec 4 by connell10

.....and technically it should be EG or ExG ....but I digress.


Right - xG sounds like us, ie no goals.

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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 20:32 - Dec 4 with 1346 viewsloftboy

Transitions and duels is a couple I hate.

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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 21:27 - Dec 4 with 1269 viewsWokingR

Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 17:47 - Dec 4 by colinallcars

Literally kills me, especially in a pub.

Hi, what are you literally doing here ?
I've literally just got here
Can I literally get you a drink ?
I'll literally have a Pinot…..


You’ve got to paint on massive black eyebrows before you can use literally properly
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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 21:31 - Dec 4 with 1261 viewsToast_R

Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 21:27 - Dec 4 by WokingR

You’ve got to paint on massive black eyebrows before you can use literally properly


Up there with "Basically right...."
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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 21:54 - Dec 4 with 1224 viewsQPunkR

Or indeed beginning every sentence with "so.."

Shit but local

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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 09:16 - Dec 5 with 1039 viewsNorthLondonR

Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 17:47 - Dec 4 by colinallcars

Literally kills me, especially in a pub.

Hi, what are you literally doing here ?
I've literally just got here
Can I literally get you a drink ?
I'll literally have a Pinot…..


Touche my friend... add into the mix, asking the bar(person) "Can I get" (usually followed by something modern such as a 3/4 pint of sour molluscs tongue or some such). Pedantic maybe.
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Smashed it, top bins, and bangers. on 10:07 - Dec 5 with 993 viewsDannyPaddox

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