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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. 12:24 - Aug 4 with 108684 viewsconnell10

I'll go for unlikely 1-1 draw.

AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!!
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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 18:29 - Aug 4 with 3244 viewsSilverfoxqpr

Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 18:11 - Aug 4 by Discodroids

It scars me most gravely to the bone marrow and deeper, to See My QPR as little more than a Tattered and Torn Hungarian satellite state Of west London CCCP superpowers Fulham and Brentford.

The sloppy seconds ignominy of Both those colostomy bag clubs currently Gorging like Roman Emperors on the food of the goods, while we fu cking well slum it on GDR Pea flour Kaffee mixture , makes me desperately sad and pathetically nostalgic.

I'd happily use the protein strings swimming about in Ant and Decs harry monk as dental floss, in exchange for a win tomorrow but theres more chance of Thangam Debbonaire showing up at a Bayou Cajun fur-trappers Hog Roast.

Unfortunately The Playing squad looks weaker than a Charles Hawtrey One inch punch. I have no Hope.

From the floorboards up, the club has for some period of time, been emitting a decaying mausoleum vibe which leaves me with lower expectaions for the season than a Karen Carpenter limbo dance.

Make a Liar of me tomorrow, QPR. Show me my marker. Show me some character and change my mind.
[Post edited 4 Aug 2023 18:52]


Nice to have you back squire.
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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 18:40 - Aug 4 with 3195 viewsdmm

Charles Hawtrey played the deaf aid.

EDIT: Here's proof

https://youtube.com/shorts/as-gZEJHaGs?feature=share
[Post edited 4 Aug 2023 18:45]
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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 18:42 - Aug 4 with 3174 viewsDiscodroids

Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 18:28 - Aug 4 by Mick_S

Charles Hawtrey wearing the O-O spectacles. I’ll take that tomorrow innit.


'Be like Water', Charles.

The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.

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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 18:47 - Aug 4 with 3165 viewsMick_S

Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 18:40 - Aug 4 by dmm

Charles Hawtrey played the deaf aid.

EDIT: Here's proof

https://youtube.com/shorts/as-gZEJHaGs?feature=share
[Post edited 4 Aug 2023 18:45]


I did a Pigmy

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 18:47 - Aug 4 with 3152 viewsDiscodroids

Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 18:29 - Aug 4 by Silverfoxqpr

Nice to have you back squire.


;-)

The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.

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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. (n/t) on 18:49 - Aug 4 with 3156 viewsMick_S

Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 18:47 - Aug 4 by Discodroids

;-)


[Post edited 4 Aug 2023 19:17]

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 20:28 - Aug 4 with 2981 viewshamptonhillhoop

Excuse me for being thick, but I take it there's no overground tomorrow?
I'm doing my usual last minute route planning
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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 21:09 - Aug 4 with 2929 viewsdmm

There are trains running from Euston to Watford tomorrow if that's what you mean.
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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 21:11 - Aug 4 with 2929 viewshamptonhillhoop

Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 21:09 - Aug 4 by dmm

There are trains running from Euston to Watford tomorrow if that's what you mean.


Cheers
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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 23:54 - Aug 4 with 2802 viewsqprcmob

0-0 Rubbish
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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 00:14 - Aug 5 with 2781 viewseastside_r

Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 21:09 - Aug 4 by dmm

There are trains running from Euston to Watford tomorrow if that's what you mean.


To clarify there are no London Overground trains i.e. stopping service on that stretch of line. You won’t get to Watford High Street for example.

However, there are National Rail services from Euston to Watford Junction (and beyond FWIW.)
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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 00:22 - Aug 5 with 2756 viewsBluce_Ree

Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 12:28 - Aug 4 by johnhoop

I think I’ll leave it to Bluce Ree to summarise what’s going to happen to us in this one.


I'm going to hope that Watford are the same piss poor bunch of sorry fks that we beat last season. But knowing we are worse than we were, I'll say 0-0.

However, if Watford show up looking to play then we might be getting fkd anally and penanally.

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 00:29 - Aug 5 with 2754 viewsDejR_vu

Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 12:45 - Aug 4 by sparkey

5-0 loss

Before someone tells me to be more optimistic, 5-0 is being optimistic.



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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 00:32 - Aug 5 with 2753 viewsDejR_vu

Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 14:08 - Aug 4 by DWQPR

I’m going for a very optimistic 7-0.



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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 00:41 - Aug 5 with 2746 viewsDejR_vu

Look at what these people have done to this club that we all love

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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 01:28 - Aug 5 with 2699 viewsPunteR

Let's hope E15hoop can Lord it up tomorrow night.

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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 01:39 - Aug 5 with 2691 viewsVancouverHoop

I don't do predictions. I just hope, especially over these first away matches, that we show some resilience and don't just roll over with our paws in the air. Because that really will be the absolute pits.

We need a bit of 'Buddy' maybe:



Not literally, but y'know what I mean...
[Post edited 5 Aug 2023 1:43]
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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 02:05 - Aug 5 with 2673 viewssmudgehoop

0-0 no score draw

QPR to pack the midfield and park the bus, Watford too toothless to break us down.


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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 07:05 - Aug 5 with 2534 viewsYorkRanger

Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 18:11 - Aug 4 by Discodroids

It scars me most gravely to the bone marrow and deeper, to See My QPR as little more than a Tattered and Torn Hungarian satellite state Of west London CCCP superpowers Fulham and Brentford.

The sloppy seconds ignominy of Both those colostomy bag clubs currently Gorging like Roman Emperors on the food of the goods, while we fu cking well slum it on GDR Pea flour Kaffee mixture , makes me desperately sad and pathetically nostalgic.

I'd happily use the protein strings swimming about in Ant and Decs harry monk as dental floss, in exchange for a win tomorrow but theres more chance of Thangam Debbonaire showing up at a Bayou Cajun fur-trappers Hog Roast.

Unfortunately The Playing squad looks weaker than a Charles Hawtrey One inch punch. I have no Hope.

From the floorboards up, the club has for some period of time, been emitting a decaying mausoleum vibe which leaves me with lower expectaions for the season than a Karen Carpenter limbo dance.

Make a Liar of me tomorrow, QPR. Show me my marker. Show me some character and change my mind.
[Post edited 4 Aug 2023 18:52]


Can't remember ever feeling so concerned at the start of a new season. Will be staggered if we get anything from this game.
Always good to see Disco in play. Can't for the life of me remember when it was but his comparison to a QPR move I think featuring Rob Green to a video game graphic was one of the great posts, if anyone can find it would love to see it again.
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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 07:34 - Aug 5 with 2495 viewsHooparoo

Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 02:05 - Aug 5 by smudgehoop

0-0 no score draw

QPR to pack the midfield and park the bus, Watford too toothless to break us down.


Probably our only hope. Fck, I hate this season already 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 07:36 - Aug 5 with 2486 viewsDiscodroids

Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 07:05 - Aug 5 by YorkRanger

Can't remember ever feeling so concerned at the start of a new season. Will be staggered if we get anything from this game.
Always good to see Disco in play. Can't for the life of me remember when it was but his comparison to a QPR move I think featuring Rob Green to a video game graphic was one of the great posts, if anyone can find it would love to see it again.


Morning York!, good to see you back also!.

i think the post you're talking about was based on the 1982 Atari 2600 Game 'Yars Revenge'. which i loved as a kid. It was based on That birmingham away fixture with conor washington clean through on goal.

Now i come to think of it, it might have been that Rob Green kick in a home match to chelsea a few years ago when he lumped a piss poor kick straight to Cesc Fabregas who hoofed it home in the dying minutes. i can't remember... getting old..

in either case , i Imust have been on the psychoactive alkaloids of peyote when i posted it. christ knows..

I cant find the rob Green one anywhere but have the connor washington graphic.

[Post edited 5 Aug 2023 7:46]

The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.

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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 07:37 - Aug 5 with 2490 viewswortonr

There’s a raging tempest on the way..perfect for Gazball. Gives us a bit of a chance?
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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 08:19 - Aug 5 with 2411 viewsDorse

Unlike you lot, I refuse to be downbeat. So, I'll be 'beat' and ... hang on.

I'll get back to you.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 08:28 - Aug 5 with 2368 viewsYorkRanger

Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 07:36 - Aug 5 by Discodroids

Morning York!, good to see you back also!.

i think the post you're talking about was based on the 1982 Atari 2600 Game 'Yars Revenge'. which i loved as a kid. It was based on That birmingham away fixture with conor washington clean through on goal.

Now i come to think of it, it might have been that Rob Green kick in a home match to chelsea a few years ago when he lumped a piss poor kick straight to Cesc Fabregas who hoofed it home in the dying minutes. i can't remember... getting old..

in either case , i Imust have been on the psychoactive alkaloids of peyote when i posted it. christ knows..

I cant find the rob Green one anywhere but have the connor washington graphic.

[Post edited 5 Aug 2023 7:46]


Ah yes, another classic. I expect there coukd be lots of opportunity for new material this season Disco
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Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 09:03 - Aug 5 with 2311 viewsstevec

Abandon All Hoop, Watford match thread. on 18:11 - Aug 4 by Discodroids

It scars me most gravely to the bone marrow and deeper, to See My QPR as little more than a Tattered and Torn Hungarian satellite state Of west London CCCP superpowers Fulham and Brentford.

The sloppy seconds ignominy of Both those colostomy bag clubs currently Gorging like Roman Emperors on the food of the goods, while we fu cking well slum it on GDR Pea flour Kaffee mixture , makes me desperately sad and pathetically nostalgic.

I'd happily use the protein strings swimming about in Ant and Decs harry monk as dental floss, in exchange for a win tomorrow but theres more chance of Thangam Debbonaire showing up at a Bayou Cajun fur-trappers Hog Roast.

Unfortunately The Playing squad looks weaker than a Charles Hawtrey One inch punch. I have no Hope.

From the floorboards up, the club has for some period of time, been emitting a decaying mausoleum vibe which leaves me with lower expectaions for the season than a Karen Carpenter limbo dance.

Make a Liar of me tomorrow, QPR. Show me my marker. Show me some character and change my mind.
[Post edited 4 Aug 2023 18:52]


Very funny. I can’t get Thangam Debbonaire out of my head now, probably the most Labour Party name ever.

Nevertheless, I’m gutted my loyalty points are below par as I’d love to be there today. However shit we are, enjoy the day, sing your hearts out. It will one day get better.
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