| First dirty magazine you ever bought 16:25 - Apr 17 with 3306 views | qprxtc |
Mine was around September 1985 in that newsagent that used to be opposite The Coningham in Percy Road. Think it was called Starrys? Hayesender May know.
Me and my mate Paul C, who lived down Percy Road so knew the best time to get in there. We had been plucking up courage and planning it for ages. One would go in and distract the owner and give the all clear when the shop was empty, the other would scan for the best one to get and stick it inside a copy of Shoot or something. The most difficult not eas choosing which one to get. They all looked pretty decent to be honest.
All went surprisingly well and we got a copy of Men Only and Shoot with barely a murmer from the owner.
Became a regular event that did. Happy days.
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| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 16:27 - Apr 17 with 3297 views | Stanisgod |
Chelsea programme 1986 |  |
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| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 16:58 - Apr 17 with 3252 views | stowmarketrange |
| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 16:27 - Apr 17 by Stanisgod |
Chelsea programme 1986 |
You beat me to it.Well done that man. |  | | |
| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 17:09 - Apr 17 with 3218 views | dezzar |
never heard of Starrys , is that like Escort |  | | |
| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 17:11 - Apr 17 with 3213 views | Konk |
Surely jazz mags had to be stolen, inherited, recovered from railway sidings/overgrown bushes down an alley, swapped, or borrowed on a very short term loan from your Dad’s stash in the garage/shed when your parents were doing a big shop? Never heard of anyone actually buying them. |  |
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| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 17:20 - Apr 17 with 3188 views | qprxtc |
| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 17:11 - Apr 17 by Konk |
Surely jazz mags had to be stolen, inherited, recovered from railway sidings/overgrown bushes down an alley, swapped, or borrowed on a very short term loan from your Dad’s stash in the garage/shed when your parents were doing a big shop? Never heard of anyone actually buying them. |
Very true Konk, and we did find some tatty copies around the back of our primary school in Rylett Road once, but second hand tatty self love mags seemed a risk not worth taking even at that age. | | | |
| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 18:51 - Apr 17 with 3078 views | DannyPaddox |
I was a bit young. A lot of the extreme hardcore deviant stuff, the Micky Droy stuff, didn’t really make much sense to me at the time. |  | | |
| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 19:28 - Apr 17 with 3020 views | SonofNorfolt |
| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 18:51 - Apr 17 by DannyPaddox |
I was a bit young. A lot of the extreme hardcore deviant stuff, the Micky Droy stuff, didn’t really make much sense to me at the time. |
Proper football porn. See how sexy that apostrophe is?
Up there with Whitehouse. |  | | |
| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 20:15 - Apr 17 with 2952 views | PunteR |
The one and only time i attempted to buy a dirty mag or chud as my mancunian school mate would say was when i left school and started my carpentry apprenticeship. Sort of an initiation test from the lads in the workshop. Ended up me nicking it as the newsagent wouldn't sell it to me. |  |
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| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 21:20 - Apr 17 with 2906 views | HAYESBOY |
Never had to buy one when I was young.
Plenty of them in the fields and bushes over the Greenway in Hayes.
Jumpers for goal posts.....isn't it...….Marvellous. |  |
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| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 21:21 - Apr 17 with 2906 views | MrSheen |
Who was it that left mags in bushes?
Older brother’s third desk draw supplied my needs. |  | | |
| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 21:25 - Apr 17 with 2883 views | PunteR |
| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 21:21 - Apr 17 by MrSheen |
Who was it that left mags in bushes?
Older brother’s third desk draw supplied my needs. |
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| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 22:12 - Apr 17 with 2818 views | Miss_Terraces |
Funnily enough, my mum's catalogues always opened at the lingerie/swimsuit section. She shouldn't of had 3 boys.
Older brothers were great, for getting porn and getting the blame | |
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| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 22:34 - Apr 17 with 2774 views | hoopsmark |
| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 22:12 - Apr 17 by Miss_Terraces |
Funnily enough, my mum's catalogues always opened at the lingerie/swimsuit section. She shouldn't of had 3 boys.
Older brothers were great, for getting porn and getting the blame |
Freemans was my catalogue of choice...... | | | |
| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 00:35 - Apr 18 with 2685 views | FredManRave |
Littlewoods catalogue which ironically gave me a little wood. |  |
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| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 00:45 - Apr 18 with 2677 views | CLAREMAN1995 |
National Geographic here desperate I know |  | | |
| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 01:06 - Apr 18 with 2667 views | LythamR |
Mine was a rental from a budding entrepreneur at school, I think it was a Playbirda but it might have been Lovebirds, i remember that Mary Millington was on the cover in white stockings and not much else. Inside there was also a cucumber!, I was amazed having only ever seen discarded rain soaked bits of playboys or Fiesta;s previously.
Stan Bowles
Glam Rock
Mary Millington
They called it the winter of discontent but i was as happy as larry |  | | |
| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 02:11 - Apr 18 with 2639 views | Boston |
I was 10, maybe 11, got invited to a school chums house for a birthday party. Dale Collins was 'is name , parents house on Brook Rd, Wembley the venue. Great kid but a little scary. Six of us there and he had us compete in this armed conflict thingy using dustbin lids as shields and (I thought),rather sharp metal swords. Anyway, clash of the gladiators over we troop into his front room for the orange juice and cake, sit down on the couch and are goggle eyed at this fcking huge full frontal nude painting over the freakin' fireplace. She's gorgeous, long blond hair, dark eye shadow, ample assets....oooh. Then, Mrs Collins brings in the refreshments #$@&*%^$!@#)$...for she is indeed, the subject of the portrait! I couldn't sleep right for weeks.
Another odd thing....Dale says to me one day, "do you go to church"? Y'know, I'm fcking 10 years of age with Catholic parents, yeah I go to church. He says, "can I come with ya next Sunday"? Delighted I was to reply yes, who wouldn't want yer mate along to liven up a Sunday. All goes well, we're quietly arsing around as the Mass winds along - then the collection. Dale has no idea that this money shakedown is an essential part of the ceremony, he looks a little confused so I whisper, "stick 10p in the basket". He fires his silver in, then as its about to be whisked away, grabs the basket and starts picking out coins! I'm mortified, what in gods name is he doing, I want to die, my parents are watching me, I cannot look at anything but the carpet for the remaining 15 minutes.
Its over, we leave St. Erconwald's , I have not been able to speak nor look at Dale as the heat from my mother's eye's have made me melt into the floor. Finally, I get the opportunity, "wot the fck were you up to with the collection mate?"..."huh" comes the reply, "you said put 10p in the basket, I only had a 50p coin so had to root around for the change". Me and Dale never did religion again. [Post edited 18 Apr 2020 2:16]
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| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 12:48 - Apr 18 with 2424 views | R_from_afar |
| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 00:35 - Apr 18 by FredManRave |
Littlewoods catalogue which ironically gave me a little wood. |
It was the Janet Frazer catalogue in our house. My mate and I were once looking at it surreptitiously when one of us knocked a cup of tea over the racy lingerie we were gasping at. Luckily, my mum saw the funny side of it.  |  |
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| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 12:56 - Apr 18 with 2418 views | TacticalR |
| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 22:12 - Apr 17 by Miss_Terraces |
Funnily enough, my mum's catalogues always opened at the lingerie/swimsuit section. She shouldn't of had 3 boys.
Older brothers were great, for getting porn and getting the blame |
Ladies in girdles were always a great source of fascination. |  |
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| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 13:04 - Apr 18 with 2399 views | Boston |
| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 12:56 - Apr 18 by TacticalR |
Ladies in girdles were always a great source of fascination. |
Playtex, of course. | |
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| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 14:42 - Apr 18 with 2349 views | runningman75 |
mine was also from my brother's draw as a teenager. Think it was Escort magazine,I miss readers wives , online porn is not as good. | | | |
| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 23:33 - Apr 18 with 2166 views | Loftgirl |
| First dirty magazine you ever bought on 14:42 - Apr 18 by runningman75 |
mine was also from my brother's draw as a teenager. Think it was Escort magazine,I miss readers wives , online porn is not as good. |
The only one I ever actually bought was Playboy when it had John Lennon's last interview. Honest Guv. |  | | |
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