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What's up with McBurnie? 00:23 - Mar 13 with 6373 views

So it's the fourth time he's been unavailable because of illness this season so far. I've never known that to happen to a player before, has it? Or any fit human being for that matter.

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What's up with McBurnie? on 00:29 - Mar 13 with 5198 views

jasper_T

Clearly not eating his porridge.

What's up with McBurnie? on 00:29 - Mar 13 with 5198 views

PozuelosSideys

Repetitive Strain Injury on his thumbs from playing Fortnite too much

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What's up with McBurnie? on 07:10 - Mar 13 with 4989 views

MrSwerve

Likes a pint I’ve heard.

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Decision day - who wins the PL title?

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What's up with McBurnie? on 08:57 - Mar 13 with 4808 views

Loyal

Making sure he's fit for Saturday more like.

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What's up with McBurnie? on 10:21 - Mar 13 with 4659 views

LeonWasGod

Dose of the sh*ts

What's up with McBurnie? on 10:39 - Mar 13 with 4632 views

airedale

Too many battered Mars bars.

What's up with McBurnie? on 14:29 - Mar 13 with 4374 views

Jonathans_coat

What's up with McBurnie? on 10:21 - Mar 13 by LeonWasGod
Dose of the sh*ts

Somethings definitely going round.

My lad is just getting over it. He was not well at all for a week or so, and lost nearly 10% of his body weight, because anything consumed “revisits” you one way or another within the hour. I’ve heard of a few people having the same thing in the last month or so.

What's up with McBurnie? on 14:32 - Mar 13 with 4373 views

Bluebird

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What's up with McBurnie? on 15:25 - Mar 13 with 4276 views

Highjack

What's up with McBurnie? on 00:29 - Mar 13 by PozuelosSideys
Repetitive Strain Injury on his thumbs from playing Fortnite too much

Don’t be so f*cking ridiculous.

Fortnite is so last month. He’ll be on Apex Legends by now.

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What's up with McBurnie? on 16:26 - Mar 13 with 4191 views

centrestandswan

He's been called up to the Scottish squad.

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What's up with McBurnie? on 16:53 - Mar 13 with 4127 views

Fireboy2

Perhaps it might be to do with him playing 90 mins up front on his jack almost every game for over 5 months

What's up with McBurnie? on 17:10 - Mar 13 with 4081 views

JFSwan

What's up with McBurnie? on 16:53 - Mar 13 by Fireboy2
Perhaps it might be to do with him playing 90 mins up front on his jack almost every game for over 5 months

Which is why he's often played left midfield and CAM

What's up with McBurnie? on 18:02 - Mar 13 with 3995 views

LeonWasGod

What's up with McBurnie? on 14:29 - Mar 13 by Jonathans_coat
Somethings definitely going round. My lad is just getting over it. He was not well at all for a week or so, and lost nearly 10% of his body weight, because anything consumed “revisits” you one way or another within the hour. I’ve heard of a few people having the same thing in the last month or so.

Urgh, sounds lovely. If Ollie lost any more weight he'd blow away. He has looked gaunt lately.

What's up with McBurnie? on 18:11 - Mar 13 with 3974 views

Oldjack

What's up with McBurnie? on 07:10 - Mar 13 by MrSwerve
Likes a pint I’ve heard.

heard the same

Prosser the Tosser dwells on Phil's bum hole like a rusty old hemorrhoid ,fact You Greedy Bastards Get Out Of OUR Club!

What's up with McBurnie? on 18:25 - Mar 13 with 3940 views

Zaxx

What's up with McBurnie? on 16:53 - Mar 13 by Fireboy2
Perhaps it might be to do with him playing 90 mins up front on his jack almost every game for over 5 months

Runs his socks off!

The evidence is there for all to see...

What's up with McBurnie? on 19:44 - Mar 13 with 3753 views

plasjack

What's up with McBurnie? on 18:11 - Mar 13 by Oldjack
heard the same

So what most people do, even footballers, unless they live in a monastery.

What's up with McBurnie? on 19:45 - Mar 13 with 3739 views

Gaz_M

What's up with McBurnie? on 18:11 - Mar 13 by Oldjack
heard the same

No you haven't.

What's up with McBurnie? on 19:46 - Mar 13 with 3735 views

Gaz_M

What's up with McBurnie? on 07:10 - Mar 13 by MrSwerve
Likes a pint I’ve heard.

No, you haven't.

What's up with McBurnie? on 20:03 - Mar 13 with 3689 views

jasper_T

What's up with McBurnie? on 19:44 - Mar 13 by plasjack
So what most people do, even footballers, unless they live in a monastery.

Still a big part of British footballing culture for some mad reason.

The athletic/performance disadvantages are well-documented. But many players still seem to think a few pints midweek hasn't made a difference as it's out of their system by Saturday.

Same as smoking, which a lot still do.