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Valentines Day 21:18 - Feb 12 with 2791 views

Anyone got any romantic poems for cards they'd care to share?

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Valentines Day on 21:46 - Feb 12 with 2755 views

builthjack

Swansea are white
Cardiff are red
We are Premier League
Enough said

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Valentines Day on 21:46 - Feb 12 with 2754 views

Swanjaxs

I wish I was a bar of soap
Floating in your tub
So everytime I passed your minge
Id give a little rub! ...
Works every time ðŸ‘ ... no need to thank me ðŸ˜Ž

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Valentines Day on 22:01 - Feb 12 with 2725 views

jack2jack

Valentines Day on 21:46 - Feb 12 by Swanjaxs
I wish I was a bar of soap Floating in your tub So everytime I passed your minge Id give a little rub! ... Works every time ðŸ‘ ... no need to thank me ðŸ˜Ž

Valentines Day on 23:53 - Feb 12 with 2662 views

cimlajack

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue.
I want to get stuck into you.

Valentines Day on 04:35 - Feb 13 with 2609 views

Mo_Wives

Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Coz here comes my willy

Good luck, Mr Cooper

Valentines Day on 07:22 - Feb 13 with 2563 views

dickythorpe

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
GET INTO THE FECKING CAR!!!!!!

Valentines Day on 07:27 - Feb 13 with 2560 views

Loyal

I love you my dearest
My one true light
The thought you near me
Is such delight

Your soft skin and fragrance
Your kind so soft words
Make all my life happy
So I can w@nk all over your huge fcking tits.

Love is an incredibly hard thing to define.

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Valentines Day on 08:37 - Feb 13 with 2530 views

Joe_bradshaw

I love you in your dressing gown.
I love you in your nightie.
When the moonlight flits across your tits.
Oh, Jesus Christ Almighty.

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Valentines Day on 09:33 - Feb 13 with 2483 views

Nogginthenog

Not quite a poem but the wife says " where you taking me for Valentines day?" I don't think "up the arse" was her expected reply.

I'll get me coat.

Valentines Day on 09:47 - Feb 13 with 2462 views

theloneranger

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have chlamydia

So do you!!

Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! ðŸ˜Ž

Valentines Day on 09:54 - Feb 13 with 2450 views

Lord_Bony

Roses are red
violets are blue.
God made me sexy
what happened to you?

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Valentines Day on 10:06 - Feb 13 with 2430 views

theloneranger

I don't have a mansion, i don't have a rolls
No Cd's of Elvis, or inflatable dolls.

It's said in the bedroom I'm some sort of a ledge
With many admiring my meat and two veg.

I saw you on Monday, thought you were alright
Nice set of bangers, and teeth pearly white

I'm sorry to say this, but I'm not for you
Your balls are too hairy and your tits hard to chew

I prefer women, and keeping things legal
So F*ck off to Brighton and cock suck a seagull. !!!

Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! ðŸ˜Ž

Valentines Day on 10:10 - Feb 13 with 2422 views

Jack1

You can't beat the Oscar Pistorius one.....

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don’t try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius.

Valentines Day on 16:49 - Feb 13 with 2276 views

sP7qupUf

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I had a face like you
I'd be in a zoo.

Valentines Day on 17:50 - Feb 13 with 2241 views

attila_the_hun

short, sweet and sickly

"I'm Free"

Valentines Day on 20:03 - Feb 13 with 2175 views

TenbySwan

Was in Marks today.

You could have a dozen ENGLISH red roses for £25

Or you could have a dozen WELSH daffodils for £1!!!!!

No brainer!
Buy the Mrs a bunch of daffs and tell her you are being patriotic.
Then DUCK!

Valentines Day on 20:05 - Feb 13 with 2171 views

dickythorpe

Organic prosecco from Aldi £7.99 They had red roses for £25 saved my self £17.01

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