| Cucumber Up The Bum Thread 15:06 - Nov 29 with 8462 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
If you like to put cucumbers up your bum, comment absolutely anything below! : ) [Post edited 30 Nov 2015 7:55]
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| No subject on 15:21 - Nov 29 with 4803 views | FredManRave |
Finally. Bazza's got nothing to say for himself!
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| No subject on 15:26 - Nov 29 with 4797 views | PlanetHonneywood |
I think Barry has not so much hit the nail on the head, but put the wardrobe up with one hit.
There can be no doubt when you read and consider his analysis, that there is a causal link between QPR losing games because the opposition score more than us, and the resulting meltdown and misery among QPR fans.
Its so obvious, that we should all be hugely embarrassed that none of us figured this out before now.
From now on, and let there be no doubt about this, we must try and outscore our opponents if we want a happier Rfosi.
Brilliant and I doth Sir and if anyone has the opportunity to persuade those who govern us, then if he is not recognised in the New Year's honours list, then its an absolute travesty. |  |
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| No subject on 15:52 - Nov 29 with 4743 views | Discodroids |
Uncanny Baz, i had exactly the same dream.. i was laid across a bedoiun tent at a californian head party , in hipsters and waistcoat lief garret hairstyle, with stevie nicks lapping the string of me old chap , her pert tits , covered in charles , swaying to 'the chain' on the stereo , while some farrah fawcett look a like waitress from small town utah , seeking her fortune, Overdoses in the corner and defecates on the floor
wonderful. |  |
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Changeable. Alterable. Mutable. Variable. Mouldable. Movable. Fluctuate. Undulate. Flicker. Flutter. Pulsate. Vibrate. Alternate. Plastic. Prog. House. Music. |
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| No subject on 17:35 - Nov 29 with 4656 views | peejaybee |
I totally agree with what he has not got to say on the subject, whatever it is. |  |
| If at first you dont succeed, pack up and f**k off home. |
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| No subject on 18:14 - Nov 29 with 4590 views | Dorse |
I think Bazza's point is well made. However, his choice of language is questionable. |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| No subject on 18:20 - Nov 29 with 4565 views | Lblock |
I concur |  |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| No subject on 18:47 - Nov 29 with 4540 views | johncharles |
| No subject on 15:52 - Nov 29 by Discodroids |
Uncanny Baz, i had exactly the same dream.. i was laid across a bedoiun tent at a californian head party , in hipsters and waistcoat lief garret hairstyle, with stevie nicks lapping the string of me old chap , her pert tits , covered in charles , swaying to 'the chain' on the stereo , while some farrah fawcett look a like waitress from small town utah , seeking her fortune, Overdoses in the corner and defecates on the floor
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Yeah but it's nothing on Loftus road in the rain. |  |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| No subject on 18:51 - Nov 29 with 4530 views | DWQPR |
| No subject on 15:52 - Nov 29 by Discodroids |
Uncanny Baz, i had exactly the same dream.. i was laid across a bedoiun tent at a californian head party , in hipsters and waistcoat lief garret hairstyle, with stevie nicks lapping the string of me old chap , her pert tits , covered in charles , swaying to 'the chain' on the stereo , while some farrah fawcett look a like waitress from small town utah , seeking her fortune, Overdoses in the corner and defecates on the floor
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You too Disco! Strange. |  |
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| No subject on 19:08 - Nov 29 with 4485 views | SimonJames |
Yes, keep shtum... careless talk costs lives. |  |
| 100% of people who drink water will die. |
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| No subject on 19:20 - Nov 29 with 4444 views | TheBlob |
He's lost it this time,and I don't think he's coming back.
So sad,but at least he's not a danger to the public. |  |
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| No subject on 19:24 - Nov 29 with 4436 views | FredManRave |
| No subject on 15:52 - Nov 29 by Discodroids |
Uncanny Baz, i had exactly the same dream.. i was laid across a bedoiun tent at a californian head party , in hipsters and waistcoat lief garret hairstyle, with stevie nicks lapping the string of me old chap , her pert tits , covered in charles , swaying to 'the chain' on the stereo , while some farrah fawcett look a like waitress from small town utah , seeking her fortune, Overdoses in the corner and defecates on the floor
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That's weird. I had the same dream. Except it was Stevie Wicks and his moobs.
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| No subject on 21:01 - Nov 29 with 4364 views | Deano19766 |
A top post, but a bit disappointed with the punctuation. The yoot of today eh | | | |
| No subject on 22:15 - Nov 29 with 4274 views | BerkoRanger |
Bazzain OUT. | | | |
| No subject on 03:28 - Nov 30 with 4147 views | FDC |
One of my all-time favorite jokes - except the way I used to tell it is with the vicar getting prodded by a bratwurst, not the barmaid. |  | | |
| No subject (n/t) on 03:58 - Nov 30 with 4138 views | isawqpratwcity |
[Post edited 30 Nov 2015 4:01]
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| No subject (n/t) (n/t) on 04:40 - Nov 30 with 4106 views | FDC |
[Post edited 30 Nov 2015 4:40]
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| Cucumber Up The Bum Thread on 10:20 - Nov 30 with 3949 views | WokingR |
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| Cucumber Up The Bum Thread on 10:31 - Nov 30 with 3898 views | hopphoops |
I prefer the trio of mini pineapples, one up one down one shine as it were. |  |
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| Cucumber Up The Bum Thread on 12:16 - Nov 30 with 3774 views | paulparker |
I had a mate who went out with a Bird who was quite handy with a cucumber
the funny thing was when she was "finished" with it she would cut it up and put it in his cheese rolls |  |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
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| Cucumber Up The Bum Thread on 12:21 - Nov 30 with 3760 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
| Cucumber Up The Bum Thread on 12:16 - Nov 30 by paulparker |
I had a mate who went out with a Bird who was quite handy with a cucumber
the funny thing was when she was "finished" with it she would cut it up and put it in his cheese rolls |
HAHA this made me chuckle. [Post edited 30 Nov 2015 12:21]
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| Cucumber Up The Bum Thread on 12:39 - Nov 30 with 3723 views | DaBurgh |
| Cucumber Up The Bum Thread on 12:21 - Nov 30 by BazzaInTheLoft |
HAHA this made me chuckle. [Post edited 30 Nov 2015 12:21]
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Indeed, It's always tomato with cheese in a roll... |  | | |
| Cucumber Up The Bum Thread on 13:30 - Nov 30 with 3636 views | SimonJames |
Doh! I can't believe I fell for the veg-up-the-arse-confession trick... again. | |
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| Cucumber Up The Bum Thread on 17:49 - Nov 30 with 3651 views | johncharles |
In a trendy Hackney bar they put cucumber in my gin and tonic 
Cucumber in a G&T I asked (with biting sarcasm) you can stick that up your bum. | |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| Cucumber Up The Bum Thread on 18:44 - Nov 30 with 3609 views | wombat |
Does it count as part of your five a day ? |  |
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