And the Lord said unto the Lashers 17:48 - Apr 6 with 1447 views | giro | "come forth". But instead they came twenty forth. And lo, there was much weeping and gnashing of teeth, as they were cast into the abyss of relegation. And lo, this did please the Nobbers. Here endeth the lesson. The next reading will be, The Ascension (of the Nobbers) [;)] | ![](/images/avatars/15657.gif) | | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
And the Lord said unto the Lashers on 17:57 - Apr 6 with 1433 views | Sadallover | To be honest Giro you have a free hit tonight and no one would deny you it. It hurts like Hell but you've been there and gone through it. We'll be back but will take little delight if this vile family are at the helm where we do! | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
And the Lord said unto the Lashers on 18:25 - Apr 6 with 1423 views | janegallagher |
And the Lord said unto the Lashers on 17:57 - Apr 6 by Sadallover | To be honest Giro you have a free hit tonight and no one would deny you it. It hurts like Hell but you've been there and gone through it. We'll be back but will take little delight if this vile family are at the helm where we do! |
At least do the gloating when you've secured a promotion place - things do have a habit of biting you on the derrière | ![](/images/avatars/15071.gif) |
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And the Lord said unto the Lashers on 20:12 - Apr 6 with 1390 views | terminallytangerine |
And the Lord said unto the Lashers on 18:25 - Apr 6 by janegallagher | At least do the gloating when you've secured a promotion place - things do have a habit of biting you on the derrière |
A very humorous opening line. But as JG says it hurts like hell. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
And the Lord said unto the Lashers on 21:24 - Apr 6 with 1367 views | ribble | And so it came to pass that Larry of Deepdale led his people from the wilderness to the Promised Land. And much was the rejoicing amongst his followers few. But the good Lord saw that the people did soon turn against Larry as they went hungry for the lack of points in the new land, for it was not the land of plenty they had thought. The people rose against Larry and he was cast out into the desert and the Lord was displeased. Upon the wretched Nobbers He verily bestowed a plague of home defeats so to drive the cursed tribe back from whence they came. And much was the laughter in the land of the Lashers. [Post edited 6 Apr 2015 21:27]
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