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state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.
evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.
and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.
musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969
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Random irritations.. on 10:41 - Jun 12 with 6047 views
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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Random irritations.. on 11:16 - Jun 12 with 6027 views
being forced to go on company days out with clients and work colleagues..
i was made to go on a few golfing days at lloyds
always got teamed up with some simpering non marine quota share treaty, bolt through the neck, android who bored the fu cking shit out of every pore of my being.
i just cant play the jocular mein host when all i want to do is lay the jack of clubs playing card on their mangled llye and scott bodies on the 11th swirling green.
always take a phillips with you on such occasions to loosen the handrails in the disabled shithouse , then put on an oscar winning performance of moral outrage when someone tells you what has happened to some fackin raspberry whose fallen off the fackin pan and cracked the roof pallate of their mouth on the piss soaked concrete floor.
fackin skydiving is being muted aty my office...fack that!!
Can think of anything worse than jumping out of a plane for "fun" with someone you harbour sinister thoughts about killing and torturing for the other 364 days of the year.
Risking your life to save another exhibits massive minerals; doing it for cheap thrills is just plain irresponsible imho.
The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.
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Random irritations.. on 12:13 - Jun 12 with 6007 views
Making new "friends". My kids make new friends. Fine. My wife becomes friends with my kids new friends parents. Fine. Why do i now HAVE to become mates with my kids and wife's new found friends?? Missus- "We're going round for dinner...you'll really like them" . ... "he likes football" ... "Chelsea" Give me strength!.. I'm 39 , i don't want any new friends. I like the ones i've got..they're not dead yet..
Glad it's not just me. My wife joined a fkign baby group before the boys were born & they all socialise together. I went along one meal & it was sh1tter than sh1t. The blokes keep inviting me to the pub but I'm 41 with 3 kids & job FFS so I can't go out on the p*ss on a fking tuesday. One of the tw@ts had the cheek to tell me to "man up" & go to the pub. He'd be dead if he did half the sh1t I got up to when I was younger.
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Random irritations.. on 12:18 - Jun 12 with 6001 views
Random irritations.. on 11:16 - Jun 12 by Discodroids
being forced to go on company days out with clients and work colleagues..
i was made to go on a few golfing days at lloyds
always got teamed up with some simpering non marine quota share treaty, bolt through the neck, android who bored the fu cking shit out of every pore of my being.
i just cant play the jocular mein host when all i want to do is lay the jack of clubs playing card on their mangled llye and scott bodies on the 11th swirling green.
always take a phillips with you on such occasions to loosen the handrails in the disabled shithouse , then put on an oscar winning performance of moral outrage when someone tells you what has happened to some fackin raspberry whose fallen off the fackin pan and cracked the roof pallate of their mouth on the piss soaked concrete floor.
fackin skydiving is being muted aty my office...fack that!!
Can think of anything worse than jumping out of a plane for "fun" with someone you harbour sinister thoughts about killing and torturing for the other 364 days of the year.
Risking your life to save another exhibits massive minerals; doing it for cheap thrills is just plain irresponsible imho.
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Disco jumping out of a plane, that I would pay money to see LFW's very own DB Cooper
And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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Random irritations.. on 12:22 - Jun 12 with 6035 views
Driving at dusk or dawn - more usually spring and autumn;
To drivers behind me - If your headlights are lighting up the interior of my car - they're mis-aligned, sort it out. To drivers in front of me - The merest hint of mist does not require you to have your fog lights on. FOG lights - get it ? Also they are not required in wet weather, sort it out.
To drivers coming towards me - If your headlights are lighting up the interior of my car - they're mis-aligned, sort it out. If in doubt put your headlights on - at the front of traffic you can be blacked out by headlights behind you. In the middle of traffic you can look like a gap that a pedestrian might mistake as an opportunity to cross the road.
White Van man - I know it's difficult eating your mac breakfast, drinking your mac coffee, reading your mac map and answering your mac phone. But please drop at least one of them and use your mac indicators.
Bank Clerks - - 'Thankyou for waiting' - I had no choice, I have to bank this money. 'Sorry for your wait' - No you're not, you've been saying it for years I'Is there anything else ?' - Having concluded my business, do you really think I'm holding back on something so I can say 'Why yes, I've £10,000 in my pocket I'd like to bank, I'm glad you asked.
Rant over - fell off bike this morning, so not in best of moods.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean we're not all against you.
Woman at work: "I don't like stand up comedy. It's like you have to go out and then someone has to make you laugh."
I replied with 'for f**ks sake.'
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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Random irritations.. on 13:19 - Jun 12 with 5986 views
Disabled parking spaces. I appreciate you don't ever want a situation where they're all full but there are way too many in every car park. Why do the disabled get free parking?
People who clearly aren't disabled using their elderly mum/dad's disabled badge to get free parking or to be a lazy cnt at Tesco.
Parent and child spaces.
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Random irritations.. on 13:30 - Jun 12 with 5982 views
Random irritations.. on 13:19 - Jun 12 by Watford_Ranger
Disabled parking spaces. I appreciate you don't ever want a situation where they're all full but there are way too many in every car park. Why do the disabled get free parking?
People who clearly aren't disabled using their elderly mum/dad's disabled badge to get free parking or to be a lazy cnt at Tesco.
Parent and child spaces.
"why do the disabled get free parking?"
because they can't walk and shit like that. It's fair enough.
To be honest I've got no problem with that at all. Give them the whole car park. My issue is with parent + child parking spaces. F**k off. Hey guess what, you know your shit little toddler that cries like a little c**t all the time? How about you don't take that whining little shit to Tesco and have him screech his c*nty lungs out the whole time he is there.
How about f**k off and go to Tesco when the little c**t is asleep or looked after by someone else or just get that shit delivered.
When I park at places like that I tend to park quite far away from the shop anyway. It's a few extra steps on the old Fitbit and it's a courtesy thing for folks who might need the nearer spaces more like old folk or whatever.
But parents? Bunch of c**ts. F**k off and take little Hugo with you, c**t.
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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Random irritations.. on 14:07 - Jun 12 with 5961 views
At my local supermarket seen many times people using the disabled bays and parent & child bays when they clearly do not qualify for either. No sign of clamps, tickets etc so what's to stop anyone? Pointless having them if they're abused by selfish c**ts.
I have a toddler and can quite easily use a normal parking bay, even the ones that aren't 10ft wide (though they are handy when I have used one!).
having irate drivers hassle me because I'm doing 40mph, in a 40. I've just been on a speed awareness course thanks and I'll be fkued if I'm going to get done again just to appease you. Oh, and get off the phone.
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Random irritations.. on 14:22 - Jun 12 with 5945 views
Random irritations.. on 12:22 - Jun 12 by Discodroids
were gonna have a couple of good days on the piss next season my old mate.
you must come down to stay the weekend at chez parker for the Dons away game this year, we will make a weekend of it
on the irritations theme the self important cnts who visit my office to hold meetings or do site visits, the ones who turn up with there tiny lap tops and there huge costa coffee cups who make endless loud calls and who talk about doing a 20km bike ride on there weekends off fcuk off
And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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Random irritations.. on 15:20 - Jun 12 with 5893 views
Random irritations.. on 14:22 - Jun 12 by paulparker
you must come down to stay the weekend at chez parker for the Dons away game this year, we will make a weekend of it
on the irritations theme the self important cnts who visit my office to hold meetings or do site visits, the ones who turn up with there tiny lap tops and there huge costa coffee cups who make endless loud calls and who talk about doing a 20km bike ride on there weekends off fcuk off
thing is will we even make the game steve ? ..
fackin love you gumbo !!
btw, im doing a 2000 km bike ride this weekend but i dont like to talk about it..
The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.
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Random irritations.. on 14:29 - Jun 15 with 5801 views
'saturday kitchen,' 'ant and dec saturday night take away', 'location location', 'big brother', 'escape to the country', 'celebrity fcking squares', 'master chef', 'take me out 'no likey no lighty' , BGT .....
The Mrs can sit and watch wave after wave of this drip drip pineal gland eroding carcinogenic graphite rod dipping material all day.....i can feel the walls closing in on me when i watch television. genuinely makes me feel very very ill and want to imbibe Scanners ephemerol so i can blow noel edmonds fu.cking beardy head apart.
these property programmes..why do we give a flying fack what some couple who we dont know from the fackin gatepost , paid for their property and what they have sold it for? ..who cares if they want a property with an en suite , split level shithouse near a petting zoo for their brats or a turret... my mrs thats who!.
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The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.
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Random irritations.. on 18:24 - Jun 15 with 5776 views
Woman who use the word "lush" in every sentence , it drives me mental like someone putting there finger nails down a blackboard All day long I have to listen to these wenches talk bollox in my office "Oh my John got me some Rosie last night it was lush " " your hair is well lush " " I love your shoes , they are lush " On & on it goes like a bad episode of Gavin & Stacy , It's an awful word , and anyone using it under the age of 16 needs knee capping
And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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Random irritations.. on 19:12 - Jun 15 with 5764 views
Random irritations.. on 18:24 - Jun 15 by paulparker
Woman who use the word "lush" in every sentence , it drives me mental like someone putting there finger nails down a blackboard All day long I have to listen to these wenches talk bollox in my office "Oh my John got me some Rosie last night it was lush " " your hair is well lush " " I love your shoes , they are lush " On & on it goes like a bad episode of Gavin & Stacy , It's an awful word , and anyone using it under the age of 16 needs knee capping
Literally is my favourite.
"I literally died when Dave kissed Kelly on Saturday night". I wish you had you fat bint.
Oh and fat women taking up more than one seat on the bus/tube/train.
Actually fat women in general.
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Random irritations.. on 20:04 - Jun 15 with 5746 views
People who have any kind of respect for Jose Mourinho. I couldn't care less how good a job he has done everywhere he has been. He is a c*nt. Thats more important.
The moany old cow sat next to me on an Easyjet flight recently. Yes I know your cabin baggage was too big and had to go in the hold, you held up the boarding and delayed the flight. I don't then need to spend the next 2.5 hours stuck sitting next to you talking about it for the duration of the flight.
If I try and speak Spanish here in my local supermarket despite me being obviously English, I always get answered back in English. But If I try speaking in English in the first place, the cashiers always look at me like I'd just killed their cat.
People in the supermarket queuing up at the Tobacco/Lottery kiosk to pay for their sandwich 'cos they're too lazy (or think they're too important) to use the normal aisles like everyone else.
Same goes for people who do their food shopping in a fcking petrol station. I'm there to buy petrol and don't want to stand for ages in a queue behind ten people with their shopping baskets overflowing.
Flying. Really don't like flying. Got a 3.5 hour flight then a transfer to a 5 hour flight this Saturday. Really don't like flying. Well, it's crashing that I don't like.
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