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QPR v Derby match report suggested headlines
at 17:27 15 Feb 2025

Match Ball Announces Pregnancy After Dreamboat Ronnie Scores On Valentines Day.
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QPR v Derby match thread
at 13:50 15 Feb 2025

Yeah, but apart from that...
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Saito and Edwards
at 13:48 15 Feb 2025

Wasn't it Parker who had the mysterious levitation ability? The memory's not what it was but I'm sure he was able to beat pretty much anyone in the air. Mind you, Sir Les had a similar ability despite being shorter than most CBs he played against.
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Big screen
at 13:44 15 Feb 2025

At least if the game is shite, you could turn over to Police Interceptors or something.
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RE Thoughts
at 09:02 15 Feb 2025

It must be like the last half hour of Zulu every time he hits the beach.
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Don't get carried away
at 09:01 15 Feb 2025

Derby were pretty awful - not a surprise based on their league position and form. However, we played joined-up football (apart from the last 10 mins) and they couldn't deal with it. Chair and Saito will haunt their nightmares for a while. Thought Frey led the line really well too.

Side note: the replay of Edwards' goal is hilarious. He headed it straight into the keeper's face. I thought they'd chalk it up as an OG, at one point.
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QPR v Derby match thread
at 22:03 14 Feb 2025

Great result. The fans in attendance were in fantastic voice throughout too.

Yang tried that cutback a few times before he hit Chair. Maybe some potential in that - if it hadn't been Chair, Frey was coming in for it.

Echo the frustration with Madsen. Good to see Morrison back. More options!
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QPR v Derby match thread
at 20:56 14 Feb 2025

Very nice first 45. So much energy all across the park. It's lovely to see Dreamboat Ronnie stepping up into midfield again. And Koki is playing a blinder.

Really pleased for Illy tonight - great strike.
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A decent season then go all in for next season
at 20:22 12 Feb 2025

OK, for what it's worth (i.e. fcuk all divided by six), here are the votes from the Dorse Jury.

I think we have got the best manager we've seen in a while and I would back him to get the best out of whatever team we are able to scrape together using Nectar points and tokens cut out of the free papers. Remember, this is a club that used to employ Houston, Hart and Harry fcuking Redknapp. We should be down on our knees thanking Almighty Atheismo (other deities are available, consult your local Yellow Pages for details) that he's with us for the foreseeable future because it could be so much worse. Yes, Schteve, Mark, Jimmy and Neil, I do mean you. Not Gaz: that is the footballing equivalent of a holiday romance. We live; we learn.

Your defining moment is next season. Me? I expected it this season. I thought a summer's recruitment would see Marti's Mannschaft pushing for the top half of the table. Dead wood gone, you see? Shiny new players with spiffing haircuts and sleeve tattoos like what you see on the telly. I mean, sure, we still have Colback but everyone loves a bad boy and clearly his Mum still cuts his hair.

Then we lose Dembele, Cook, Morrisson, Chair, Celar, Paal, Colback all at once, Madsen turns out to be this season's ghost of football present, JCS is missing presumed dead, Andersen forgets how to play football, no-one plays left-back, Fox disconnects from reality (twice), Ashby is a bit rubbish and Santos gets the Kakay after Cardiff treatment.

And we not only survived but, somehow, Marti got us from the depths into safety with the chance of a defining moment to come. This guy is something else.

I make you right Numpty. Next season could be the one. However, we have to caveat this based on the following:
We are going to need major surgery at the back as we haven't secured Jimmy Dunne and I would expect both Paal and Cook to leave.
The midfield can still be iffy, although the emergence of Morgan is a real bonus.
And, finally, I think there are some big decisions to be made up front.

In short, the moment is coming but if we're having to bed in another 5 signings in the First XI..? Well, we've seen how well that goes.
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QPR v Fat Frank's Lady Godìva first eleven match thread
at 21:24 11 Feb 2025

Fcuk me. Close.
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QPR v Fat Frank's Lady Godìva first eleven match thread
at 21:07 11 Feb 2025

It is the way of our people.
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QPR v Fat Frank's Lady Godìva first eleven match thread
at 21:03 11 Feb 2025

Lloyd and Varane on.

Edit - need to play through balls now.
[Post edited 11 Feb 21:04]
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QPR v Fat Frank's Lady Godìva first eleven match thread
at 20:08 11 Feb 2025

Feels like we're pressing higher up the pitch today.
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QPR v Fat Frank's Lady Godìva first eleven match thread
at 20:04 11 Feb 2025

It's like a scene from a Cecil B DeMille movie. All we need is a couple of chariots.
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QPR v Fat Frank's Lady Godìva first eleven match thread
at 19:56 11 Feb 2025

Wow! Nardi double save
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QPR v Fat Frank's Lady Godìva first eleven match thread
at 19:44 11 Feb 2025

Mad Jack McMad returns.

Tbh, that looks like a side that means business. If Frey can get into his stride and duff up their CB, there might be some space for Illy.

Edit - reggae kit! Yes!
[Post edited 11 Feb 19:45]
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QPR v Fat Frank's Lady Godìva first eleven match thread
at 19:41 11 Feb 2025

Calm down. We've all had a drink.
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QPR v Fat Frank's Lady Godìva first eleven match thread
at 12:17 11 Feb 2025

The odds are good. The goods are odd.
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Fantasy QPR Pub Fight
at 12:15 11 Feb 2025

Jimmy Dunne stands up after someone spills his pint. Room goes very quiet indeed. Meanwhile, Jack Colback catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror in the bogs and ends up in hospital after the ensuing fight.
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Paul Smyth's long throw...
at 11:46 10 Feb 2025

Jimmy Dunne can but I'd rather he was on the receiving end!
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