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Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. 22:17 - Feb 7 with 662 viewsDiscodroids

3rd time lucky for me lads, 7th of june. The richard burton and liz taylor of leigh on sea.

Had to go to the registrar in southend today in this concrete sobibor 1970's abomination flat pack council bunker straight out of some strontium dog wasteland to be interviewed by some stasi functionary in a demis roussos kaftan who water boarded me with questions about jo to make sure it wasn't a sham marriage.

I got a bit nervous at one point and launched into my mick jagger stella street impersonation . It felt like a Special branch interrogtion at some south armagh bog to release names of the local IRA nutting squad. I only want to make an honest woman of jo after 14 years, not expose her craft hobby of making pipe bombs out of baby bio and doctor white jam wrags at leigh on sea constitutional club of a sunday morning.

what a palarver, i dont recall all this agg for my for my first two marriages. admittedly for the first two nuptials i was out of my skate on happy pills, booze and bugle so i dont remember in bone white clarity the minutiae of those cermonies in 1990 and 1999.

My second wife joined a christian commune in the forest of dean after being married to me for 7 years so i hold my hands up to that one.

the sawtooth waves of life and the knuckle duster of getting through the next 24 hours every time we get up off the edierdown and go to work to provide as best we can got the best of me in that case, sorry about that michelle.


after given the east german high gauleiter every scrap of information i had stored in my snaypse including jo's blood group, i was asked what music we would like for our ceremony..

i was stumped .. so thought of the first track that meant something to us when our eyes locked over the juke box in the essex arms in brentwood.. luckily jo agreed.

what was your tune down the isle?

call me the king of fools..



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Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 22:24 - Feb 7 with 617 viewsBrianMcCarthy

First of all, Disco, congrats my man!!!
Second of all, what a post. As ever.
Third, to answer your question, never been married but my cousin Cáit walked down the aisle to this.
They didn't stay together, which, when they had Reverand Al Green more or less telling them to, was a bit rude of them.
But, hey, great choon!

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 22:33 - Feb 7 with 582 viewsdannyblue

The classic...

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Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 22:35 - Feb 7 with 577 viewsRBrum

1) For a spur of the moment choice that is a great tune
2) Brian McCarthy's tune is also immense
3) When I got married there was no tune, but this thread makes me kinda sad that there wasn't one
4) If I was renewing my vows or some such I might go with
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Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 22:35 - Feb 7 with 575 viewsDiscodroids

Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 22:24 - Feb 7 by BrianMcCarthy

First of all, Disco, congrats my man!!!
Second of all, what a post. As ever.
Third, to answer your question, never been married but my cousin Cáit walked down the aisle to this.
They didn't stay together, which, when they had Reverand Al Green more or less telling them to, was a bit rude of them.
But, hey, great choon!


beautiful track bri...

do you remember that time i rang you up and left you a 3 hour answer phone message after 18 pints of pilsner urquell in leadenhall market and i wanted to renounce all my wordly goods and chattles in a fit of materialistic guilt . You were the most honest decent person i could think of.

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Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 22:38 - Feb 7 with 547 viewsDiscodroids

Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 22:35 - Feb 7 by RBrum

1) For a spur of the moment choice that is a great tune
2) Brian McCarthy's tune is also immense
3) When I got married there was no tune, but this thread makes me kinda sad that there wasn't one
4) If I was renewing my vows or some such I might go with


man alive. beauteous.

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Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 22:52 - Feb 7 with 497 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 22:35 - Feb 7 by Discodroids

beautiful track bri...

do you remember that time i rang you up and left you a 3 hour answer phone message after 18 pints of pilsner urquell in leadenhall market and i wanted to renounce all my wordly goods and chattles in a fit of materialistic guilt . You were the most honest decent person i could think of.


I do, my man. I was honoured.

I also wondered if there was a catalogue for all your worldly goods. That rhino horn powder you were throwing out...not for me, like...but...

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Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 22:55 - Feb 7 with 480 viewsDiscodroids

cringe to the max, but this is our tune after the registrar had done her thing..


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Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 23:01 - Feb 7 with 441 viewsDiscodroids

Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 22:52 - Feb 7 by BrianMcCarthy

I do, my man. I was honoured.

I also wondered if there was a catalogue for all your worldly goods. That rhino horn powder you were throwing out...not for me, like...but...


ahh bri, i'd leave you my long john baldry harmonica . he played it on ronnie lanes 'how come' at the marquee, east ham lad like me. and my old man east ham dave.

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Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 23:05 - Feb 7 with 428 viewsToast_R

Congratz Disco. Hope it all goes swimmingly.

For me, my wife and I fell in love with Bones by Michael Kiwanuka, which I heard for the first time while she was dragging me around Bentalls shopping Centre in Kingston. One of those tracks that caught my ear and the lyrics while simple, were rather fitting and it became our song. For our 10 year anniversary I bought her a framed LP style print of the words and it hangs in our living room.
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Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 23:11 - Feb 7 with 402 viewsDiscodroids

Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 23:05 - Feb 7 by Toast_R

Congratz Disco. Hope it all goes swimmingly.

For me, my wife and I fell in love with Bones by Michael Kiwanuka, which I heard for the first time while she was dragging me around Bentalls shopping Centre in Kingston. One of those tracks that caught my ear and the lyrics while simple, were rather fitting and it became our song. For our 10 year anniversary I bought her a framed LP style print of the words and it hangs in our living room.


jo loves that track to bits!

ten years! congrats toast , it takes a man to work at a marriage, hopefully at 57 i've finally learned my lesson.

great track.

;-)

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Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 23:12 - Feb 7 with 399 viewsHAYESBOY



All the best.

Smells like a trout farm in here

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Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 23:26 - Feb 7 with 365 viewsloftboy

Congratulations to you both Glenn, when my last marriage broke up I said “never again” but once I met my now Mrs I soon changed my mind.

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Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 23:32 - Feb 7 with 343 viewsqpr_1968

hold on to her.....
congratulations...


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Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 23:52 - Feb 7 with 306 viewsscot1963

Good luck Disco, I've been married twice, realised I was shite at it after a pitifully short time and will never do it again under any circumstance . There was a very quick shuffle into the register office both times and no time for or suggestion of a musical fanfare in those days, but perhaps the Genesis one that I put on a thread the other day Follow You Follow Me for the sentiment of the lyrics for the hopes of the occasion.
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Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 23:54 - Feb 7 with 298 viewsDiscodroids

Been posting jolly green giant sweetcorn shit on here since 2014.

80% of the time i like this forum.
10% of the time i hate it to its bone marrow
the other 10% its fuc king beautiful. When i think of all the NA meetings i went to in the city years ago sitting there mute.. for some reason talking to fellow QPR fans fon here feels like some kind of secret club, a birthmark on our collective souls.. this kinship for this infuriating blue and white hoop addiction. QPR in a class by it's self. this football club. this beautiful beast of burden.


This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that "Loft for words " is the most beautiful.

i agree, most of the time.

yes, i've polished off a 6 litre keg of perfect draft san miguel .
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Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 23:54 - Feb 7 with 296 viewsscot1963

Oh I see you chose that! I'd been typing for so long on my post you posted that while I wasn't looking .
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Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 23:56 - Feb 7 with 292 viewsDiscodroids

Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 23:26 - Feb 7 by loftboy

Congratulations to you both Glenn, when my last marriage broke up I said “never again” but once I met my now Mrs I soon changed my mind.


i know rob, we have both been to hell and back with our kids and their illness situatons, but somehow we are still alive and kicking.


thank god for the love of a good woman!

without women we would be nothing.

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Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 00:02 - Feb 8 with 272 viewsDiscodroids

Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 23:52 - Feb 7 by scot1963

Good luck Disco, I've been married twice, realised I was shite at it after a pitifully short time and will never do it again under any circumstance . There was a very quick shuffle into the register office both times and no time for or suggestion of a musical fanfare in those days, but perhaps the Genesis one that I put on a thread the other day Follow You Follow Me for the sentiment of the lyrics for the hopes of the occasion.


thank you scottie. we have spoke many times on dm...

i dont know, i love jo and for all the bravado im nervous about doing it all again, but you have to take the plunge. im hopeless on my own. Women are by far the stronger sex.

we only get one shot at life, i might as well ride the painted pony and let the spinning wheel turn again for the 3rd time!

thank you for the kind words all. ;-)
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Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 00:19 - Feb 8 with 236 viewsscot1963

Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 00:02 - Feb 8 by Discodroids

thank you scottie. we have spoke many times on dm...

i dont know, i love jo and for all the bravado im nervous about doing it all again, but you have to take the plunge. im hopeless on my own. Women are by far the stronger sex.

we only get one shot at life, i might as well ride the painted pony and let the spinning wheel turn again for the 3rd time!

thank you for the kind words all. ;-)
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I took so long with that last message as I didn't want to sound negative about marriage so I'd rewritten it about 10 times which is why I'd missed the song you did pick and said the same thing. It's the lyrics of the forever romantic optimist that is me and I do think as you get older you get better at these things but it's not something I'd give a go again. All good wishes for you both from me and I'm sure you'll succeed - there would never be a dull moment.
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Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 00:29 - Feb 8 with 212 viewsDiscodroids

Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 00:19 - Feb 8 by scot1963

I took so long with that last message as I didn't want to sound negative about marriage so I'd rewritten it about 10 times which is why I'd missed the song you did pick and said the same thing. It's the lyrics of the forever romantic optimist that is me and I do think as you get older you get better at these things but it's not something I'd give a go again. All good wishes for you both from me and I'm sure you'll succeed - there would never be a dull moment.
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ahh scottie.. i'll dm you xx

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Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 00:32 - Feb 8 with 203 viewsjonath1

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Marriage. Tunes to waltz down the isle to.. on 00:36 - Feb 8 with 189 viewsDiscodroids

i just know when i come around tomorrow morning after my smoked kippers and deviled kidneys im going to cringe like f uck when i see this thread which i will have no knowledge of starting. love, eh?

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