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You've been kidnapped by the Jukebox Killer. You find yourself chained up in a room. A screen turns on and a masked character with a voice filter says this;
"I am the Jukebox Killer. You now have to pick a song. If I like it, you will be released unharmed. If I don't you will have your face slowly carved off and fed to you until you bleed to death."
You can't tell the killer's gender, age, race or anything. You've just got to pick a song that's got the best chance of not getting you killed. So not necessarily your favourite song but just one that you reckon most people will like upon hearing it.
What do you pick, LFW?
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 21:58 - Sep 5 with 1860 views
A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 12:12 - Sep 5 by E17hoop
I've heard this song so badly, so often, that when I hear it now, I want to slice off my own face.
Is that a downvote?
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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 23:08 - Sep 5 with 1832 views
1. Not even the Jukebox Killer would feed you your own face after hearing the Wombles. 2. It's the Wombles! 3. That's Clem Cattini on percussion, and he played drums with Sir John chuffin' Betjeman.
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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 01:02 - Sep 6 with 1792 views
I'm racking my brains to think of a single song that is universally liked and I can't think of one. A fair few of those posted would have me feeding your faces if I was the old joker, smoker, midnight toker, AKA the Jukebox Killer. So I went for a completely leftfield choice. I've got a feeling that this might just soothe anyone's heartache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir too...
(As long as you don't show him the picture they've used)
A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 18:35 - Sep 5 by qpr_1968
or this, he'll soon fcuk off.
If I'm the JBK then you're getting your face fed to you after I hunt down everyone you love first.
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 11:33 - Sep 7 with 1268 views
"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."
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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 13:06 - Sep 7 with 1224 views
A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 20:18 - Sep 6 by kensalriser
Oh yeah, obvs.
I thought about Talking Heads for this.
#1 choice would be This Must Be The Place (Live).
#2 She Was
Psycho Killer is good but a bit dry.
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 14:51 - Sep 7 with 1160 views
A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 11:33 - Sep 7 by R_from_afar
If I'm the JBK, I'm letting you live.
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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