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Quality quotes 14:04 - Jun 18 with 3144 viewssoops

A bit of Friday fun.
Lots of corkers of course from Winston Churchill and Oscar Wilde, but I give you Sean Lock talking about Katie Price:
"Her skin is the colour of a hangover piss."
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Quality quotes on 14:14 - Jun 18 with 3119 viewsrobith

"Every time I turn on the radio and I think "what the f**k is this s**t?", the answer is always the Red Hot Chilli Peppers" Nick Cave
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Quality quotes on 14:19 - Jun 18 with 3101 viewsMetallica_Hoop

"Make haste cautiously."

Augustus.
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Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Quality quotes on 14:34 - Jun 18 with 3057 viewsericgen34

I received this today:

Redknapp has received significant attention for his repeated overuse and misuse of the word "literally", in quotes such as "he literally chopped him in half in that challenge", "Alonso and Sissoko have been picked to literally sit in front of the back four", "Drogba literally destroyed Senderos today", "in his youth, Michael Owen was literally a greyhound", "he had to cut back inside onto his left, because he literally hasn't got a right foot", "Martin Jol's head is literally on the chopping block" and "these balls now — they literally explode off your feet".[27][28] In 2010, he was presented with the Foot in Mouth Award from the Plain English Campaign for his poor use of English.[citation needed]
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Quality quotes on 14:41 - Jun 18 with 3029 viewsdmm

Aristotle was spot on when he said of QPR’s 2020/21 squad that the whole was greater than the sum of its parts.
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Quality quotes on 15:00 - Jun 18 with 2989 viewsJuzzie

"Chelsea are c***s"
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Quality quotes on 15:58 - Jun 18 with 2925 viewsJogo

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
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Quality quotes on 16:28 - Jun 18 with 2870 viewsNewBee

I always chuckle at Alan Carr's comment on interviewing Janet Street-Porter:

"It sounded like two seagulls fighting over a chip"
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Quality quotes on 16:28 - Jun 18 with 2872 viewsMick_S

Not on my watch.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Quality quotes on 17:00 - Jun 18 with 2806 viewsQPRMendoza

Long time lurker - first post - so go easy on me.

Love a good quote. Two of my favorites are 'I'm a black Irish bastard, it's all been downhill since' Phil Lynott and 'The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubt, while the stupid people are full of confidence' Charles Bukowski.

And as for cheese a lovely aged cheddar.
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Quality quotes on 17:17 - Jun 18 with 2783 viewsdmm

Quality quotes on 17:00 - Jun 18 by QPRMendoza

Long time lurker - first post - so go easy on me.

Love a good quote. Two of my favorites are 'I'm a black Irish bastard, it's all been downhill since' Phil Lynott and 'The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubt, while the stupid people are full of confidence' Charles Bukowski.

And as for cheese a lovely aged cheddar.


Welcome QPRMendoza
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Quality quotes on 17:36 - Jun 18 with 2738 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Quality quotes on 17:00 - Jun 18 by QPRMendoza

Long time lurker - first post - so go easy on me.

Love a good quote. Two of my favorites are 'I'm a black Irish bastard, it's all been downhill since' Phil Lynott and 'The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubt, while the stupid people are full of confidence' Charles Bukowski.

And as for cheese a lovely aged cheddar.


Welcome aboard.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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Quality quotes on 17:48 - Jun 18 with 2706 viewsBrianMcCarthy

"No matter how many men you kill, your successor will be among the survivors" - Seneca.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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Quality quotes on 18:22 - Jun 18 with 2669 viewsBucksRanger

"Constant change is here to stay" - based on a saying by Heraclitus - “Change is the only constant in life.”
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Quality quotes on 19:28 - Jun 18 with 2613 viewslosethedrum

I always rather liked

" Frankly my dear i don't give a damn "
By clark Gable to his never satisfied wife in 1939 film " Gone with the wind "
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Quality quotes on 19:32 - Jun 18 with 2593 viewsaston_hoop

One from Aussie Politics:

Sir Winton Turnbull, a member of the cavalleria rusticana, was raving and ranting on the adjournment and shouted: “I am a Country member”

PM Gough Whitlam replied "I remember"

Poll: Moses Odubajo - Stick or Twist?

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Quality quotes on 20:37 - Jun 18 with 2523 viewsDorse

Quality quotes on 19:32 - Jun 18 by aston_hoop

One from Aussie Politics:

Sir Winton Turnbull, a member of the cavalleria rusticana, was raving and ranting on the adjournment and shouted: “I am a Country member”

PM Gough Whitlam replied "I remember"


Outfcuckingstanding!

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Quality quotes on 22:32 - Jun 18 with 2451 viewsBlackCrowe

On living your life on your terms..."Those who mind don't matter, and those that matter don't mind".

Poll: Kitchen threads or polls?

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Quality quotes on 22:47 - Jun 18 with 2431 viewsMyke

My mum on her decision to change the usual plans for the family gathering at Christmas, in 2010 - 'I am going to start a new tradition'
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Quality quotes on 09:11 - Jun 19 with 2296 viewsderbyhoop

Quality quotes on 17:00 - Jun 18 by QPRMendoza

Long time lurker - first post - so go easy on me.

Love a good quote. Two of my favorites are 'I'm a black Irish bastard, it's all been downhill since' Phil Lynott and 'The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubt, while the stupid people are full of confidence' Charles Bukowski.

And as for cheese a lovely aged cheddar.


Always liked the last one.

Welcome on board.

"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the Earth all one's lifetime." (Mark Twain) Find me on twitter @derbyhoop and now on Bluesky

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