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If you had the chance to change careers, what would you retrain as?

	POSTER OF THE YEAR 2013. PROUD RECIPIENT OF THE SECOND PLANET SWANS LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD.
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Retraining on 17:19 - Jan 20 with 4501 views

Swanjaxs

Porn star

	You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
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Retraining on 17:24 - Jan 20 with 4475 views

lifelong

A remote control garage door engineer.

Retraining on 17:25 - Jan 20 with 4469 views

theloneranger

Dolphin Waxer at Bristol Zoo.

Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! ðŸ˜Ž

Retraining on 17:42 - Jan 20 with 4446 views

WarwickHunt

I think being a gynaecologist was the perfect job for me so I wouldn’t change a thing.

I’m semi-retired now but I still like to keep my hand in.

Retraining on 18:07 - Jan 20 with 4403 views

dickythorpe

Soldier

Retraining on 18:24 - Jan 20 with 4376 views

BrynCartwright

The blokie that helps all the lady models off and on with their costumes backstage at fashion events.

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Retraining on 18:27 - Jan 20 with 4365 views

Neath_Jack

A bone idle Tata employee.

	I want a mate like Flashberryjacks, who wears a Barnsley jersey with "Swans are my second team" on the back.
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Retraining on 18:27 - Jan 20 with 4366 views

builthjack

A mod

Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.

Retraining on 18:39 - Jan 20 with 4348 views

sainthelens

Studio 95 receptionist.

Retraining on 18:42 - Jan 20 with 4342 views

jack2jack

Apprentice millionaire.ðŸ˜€

Retraining on 18:47 - Jan 20 with 4329 views

perplex

Head of the Maxmillan Schnell fan club.

Retraining on 19:32 - Jan 20 with 4262 views

NotLoyal

Retraining on 18:07 - Jan 20 by dickythorpe
Soldier

Spent 9 years in the mob Dicky, retrained as an engineer and now live in UK and Germany. And pretty successful if my last school report is to be believed. Whatever any thoughts you have of being a soldier they are best kept just there ðŸ˜‚ Getting shot at for 9k a year as a private then 14 as a corporal didn't compensate much. But 17k when I left was....

Still shit ðŸ˜‚

	OK I've changed it.
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Retraining on 19:35 - Jan 20 with 4256 views

Flashberryjack

Drug dealer.

	Hello
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Retraining on 19:50 - Jan 20 with 4218 views

Thrasher6

Retraining on 17:42 - Jan 20 by WarwickHunt
I think being a gynaecologist was the perfect job for me so I wouldn’t change a thing. I’m semi-retired now but I still like to keep my hand in.

How does a gynaecologist paint his hallway....

Through the letterbox......

I thank you.....

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Retraining on 19:52 - Jan 20 with 4207 views

Thrasher6

An airport fireman.....lovely gig....

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Retraining on 19:52 - Jan 20 with 4203 views

Kilkennyjack

Retraining on 17:24 - Jan 20 by lifelong
A remote control garage door engineer.

Brilliant career choice.

It has its ups and downs, of course, but overall its like providing a top class public service.

Just make sure you don't end up too remote ... ðŸš—

Beware of the Risen People

Retraining on 20:09 - Jan 20 with 4164 views

Brynmill_Jack

Retraining on 19:32 - Jan 20 by NotLoyal
Spent 9 years in the mob Dicky, retrained as an engineer and now live in UK and Germany. And pretty successful if my last school report is to be believed. Whatever any thoughts you have of being a soldier they are best kept just there ðŸ˜‚ Getting shot at for 9k a year as a private then 14 as a corporal didn't compensate much. But 17k when I left was.... Still shit ðŸ˜‚

If I had to go into the forces the Navy seems to treat their people the best. I’d be an Avionics engineer (Fleet Air Arm) , do my 22 years and then head off to the Gulf for a couple of years. Would have a worry free retirement (financially).

Each time I go to Bedd - au........................

Retraining on 20:35 - Jan 20 with 4121 views

Swanjaxs

Chairman of a football club.

	You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
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Retraining on 20:37 - Jan 20 with 4119 views

Ebo

A receptionist at Morgans (so I get all the gossip) or tester at Durex (you have to work a week in hand).

	Thank you, goodnight and bollocks
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Retraining on 21:03 - Jan 20 with 4081 views

NotLoyal

Retraining on 19:52 - Jan 20 by Thrasher6
An airport fireman.....lovely gig....

Met an 18 year RAF Fireman once, never been to a fire.

	OK I've changed it.
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Retraining on 21:37 - Jan 20 with 4022 views

jack_lord

Retraining on 19:32 - Jan 20 by NotLoyal
Spent 9 years in the mob Dicky, retrained as an engineer and now live in UK and Germany. And pretty successful if my last school report is to be believed. Whatever any thoughts you have of being a soldier they are best kept just there ðŸ˜‚ Getting shot at for 9k a year as a private then 14 as a corporal didn't compensate much. But 17k when I left was.... Still shit ðŸ˜‚

specially when you see pricks working in the city, literally earning millions, looking down their noses at you.

	Lord_Jack increasingly detached from the riches of kicking a ball
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Retraining on 21:42 - Jan 20 with 4008 views

fbreath

Retraining on 21:03 - Jan 20 by NotLoyal
Met an 18 year RAF Fireman once, never been to a fire.

I was aircraft techie in RAF on VC 10 regards repairing/servicing them bit like working at Heathrow airport.
Every so often we would have to do ground crew duty, marshalling in aircraft to their stand, connect ground power when they stopped etc.
The only thing 5he firemen did apart from sleep, paint white lines and polish their engines was deal with smokey brakes. There would be about 12 of them around one aircraft all excited that they could take control of the situation. Roll out their hoses try and boss everyone around then put it all away and go back to their normal routine
At Brize Norton if there was a fire somewhere on camp they would have to stand down when the civvy fire brigade turned up

We are the first Welsh club to reach the Premier League Simples

Retraining on 22:52 - Jan 20 with 3955 views

Sirjohnalot

Criminal psychologist.

I’ve represented 2 genuine psychopaths in 17 years doing my job, 1 in his 40s, the other 15. Only two people I’ve met who were genuinely scary.

Would’ve been a fascinating job to treat and assess them full time.

Retraining on 23:03 - Jan 20 with 3940 views

raynor94

Retraining on 18:27 - Jan 20 by Neath_Jack
A bone idle Tata employee.

Took me 4 of years of training to be one!

	You give it out, you take it back it`s all part of the game
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Retraining on 23:15 - Jan 20 with 3923 views

Darran

Retraining on 23:03 - Jan 20 by raynor94
Took me 4 of years of training to be one!

Tell me about it. ðŸ˜³

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