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QPR All-Time Cnt XI 08:21 - Dec 15 with 8967 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Following the near unanimous view that JET is a waster and/or a cnt, who would be in our all-time cnt XI?

And who would be captain McCnty? Who'd be the manager of this cntfest? And which cnt would be signing the cheques at the end of the month to pay all these cnts?

1. While we've had some average, none have been you know, a right pwaper cnt! So, just because it would be rude not to, and I love a good double entendre, I'll insert Seamen into the cnts XI.

2. Bosingwa - Obvs! Cnt supreme.

3. BAE - Another cnt of a big-time Charlie.

4. Caulker - If he's not one, then he's a wasted one.

5. Mbia - Just for that ridiculous dive.

6. SWP - No more need be said!

7. Jeanne - Another waster.

8. Barton (c) - Perfect for the McCnty role.

9. Sheron - Just because his purchase pretty much made a cnt out of us.

10. JET - Universally accepted, he's a prize cnt.

11. Scully - Old fashioned cnt.

Mgr: Hughes - Because he brought #2
Chair: Flabio - He actually looks like one!

Cnts to the core. FACT!!


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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 15:08 - Dec 15 with 2264 viewsMrSheen

There needs to be a higher level - the Forever Knuts Club.

First inductees, Jose Bosingwa, Mark Hateley and Vinnie Jones. It would be lovely to honour Alan Mullery, Paul Hart and Houston & Rioch as well.
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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 15:28 - Dec 15 with 2229 viewsTheChef

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 15:08 - Dec 15 by MrSheen

There needs to be a higher level - the Forever Knuts Club.

First inductees, Jose Bosingwa, Mark Hateley and Vinnie Jones. It would be lovely to honour Alan Mullery, Paul Hart and Houston & Rioch as well.


Bloody hell yes Jones has to be in there, arguably captain ahead of Barton.

Surely the criteria for selection has to be:

- sh1t at football
- a nasty human being

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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 16:08 - Dec 15 with 2192 viewsMick_S

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 15:08 - Dec 15 by MrSheen

There needs to be a higher level - the Forever Knuts Club.

First inductees, Jose Bosingwa, Mark Hateley and Vinnie Jones. It would be lovely to honour Alan Mullery, Paul Hart and Houston & Rioch as well.



Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 16:35 - Dec 15 with 2172 viewsShotKneesHoop

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 08:36 - Dec 15 by WokingR

I'd replace Sheron with Hateley but otherwise you're about there.

Still struggle to hate SWP though just because of that 1 goal away to Chelsea.
That one moment forgives everything.


No it sodding does not!!

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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 16:58 - Dec 15 with 2144 viewsEsox_Lucius

Steve "dropped on his head as a youngster"Morrow.

The grass is always greener.

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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 17:01 - Dec 15 with 2139 viewsMedwayR

Steve Slade

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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 17:29 - Dec 15 with 2116 viewsCliff_Schitzinabag

Thread of the year.

Christmas really does bring out the best in us all, doesnt it?

Anyway, quite how the biggest CNNNNNNNNTTTTTT to ever darken our church, namely Jones, V, isnt first on eveyone's teamsheet is a mystery.

Seaman as well. Over-rated, big-headed cnt.

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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 19:57 - Dec 15 with 2035 viewsCheshireR

All selected on the basis that playing for QPR was beneath them:

Cesar

Bosingwa
BAE
Samba
Mbia

SWP
Jones
Barton
Hoilett

Taarabt
Hateley

Hughes is the manager (although Redknapp is a very close runner up)
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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 20:07 - Dec 15 with 2022 viewsPunteR

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 19:57 - Dec 15 by CheshireR

All selected on the basis that playing for QPR was beneath them:

Cesar

Bosingwa
BAE
Samba
Mbia

SWP
Jones
Barton
Hoilett

Taarabt
Hateley

Hughes is the manager (although Redknapp is a very close runner up)


Taarabt !!

Probably right. Great player though

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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 20:20 - Dec 15 with 2005 viewscolinallcars

The OP is all time, but it's indicative of the malaise in the game that virtually all of 'em are in recent years.
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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 21:46 - Dec 15 with 1963 viewsCiderwithRsie

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 10:28 - Dec 15 by PlanetHonneywood

Scully goes in because of a conversation with a mate of mine. When asked about his thoughts on QPR survival etc. Scully replied: ‘I don’t care, I’m on £3k a week!’


Very fair answer, I was going to call you out on that one, but now I feel a lot better about calling him a useless ****ing ****er pretty much every match he played (which of course he was.)
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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 21:54 - Dec 15 with 1957 viewsCiderwithRsie

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 20:20 - Dec 15 by colinallcars

The OP is all time, but it's indicative of the malaise in the game that virtually all of 'em are in recent years.


Funnily enough, while I can remember many many useless players over the years, I don't remember thinking any of them were Total Cnts until Hateley.

Vinnie Jones is my all time no 1 Cnt and personally I would make the bastard play in goal.
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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 23:44 - Dec 15 with 1893 viewsisawqpratwcity

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 21:54 - Dec 15 by CiderwithRsie

Funnily enough, while I can remember many many useless players over the years, I don't remember thinking any of them were Total Cnts until Hateley.

Vinnie Jones is my all time no 1 Cnt and personally I would make the bastard play in goal.


Tops my list, too. Practised, honed, deliberate awfulness. The bloke that John Terry wants to be. F*cked the club and the fans over without a second thought.

Daylight between him and the rest.

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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 00:05 - Dec 16 with 1883 viewsRs_Holy

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 21:54 - Dec 15 by CiderwithRsie

Funnily enough, while I can remember many many useless players over the years, I don't remember thinking any of them were Total Cnts until Hateley.

Vinnie Jones is my all time no 1 Cnt and personally I would make the bastard play in goal.


Yep a really good shout... that c*nt was perfect for chelsh*te but totally wrong for QPR
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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 00:23 - Dec 16 with 1876 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Paddy Kenny?

He was stitched up and I liked him, but that pissed phone call was a bit out of order wasn’t it?
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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 00:26 - Dec 16 with 1875 viewseghamranger

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 19:57 - Dec 15 by CheshireR

All selected on the basis that playing for QPR was beneath them:

Cesar

Bosingwa
BAE
Samba
Mbia

SWP
Jones
Barton
Hoilett

Taarabt
Hateley

Hughes is the manager (although Redknapp is a very close runner up)


Don’t like to be confrontational.... but Adel should not be included in this team.

Bloke was superb.

Attitude Evelyn maybe... but not Cnt
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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 00:37 - Dec 16 with 1865 viewsPunteR

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 00:23 - Dec 16 by BazzaInTheLoft

Paddy Kenny?

He was stitched up and I liked him, but that pissed phone call was a bit out of order wasn’t it?


Behave. Kenny?

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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 00:56 - Dec 16 with 1855 viewskensalriser

A whole page goes by before someone mentions cnt of cnts Vinnie Jones?

Shameful.
[Post edited 16 Dec 2017 1:36]

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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 01:03 - Dec 16 with 1851 viewsPunteR

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 00:56 - Dec 16 by kensalriser

A whole page goes by before someone mentions cnt of cnts Vinnie Jones?

Shameful.
[Post edited 16 Dec 2017 1:36]


Traore must get in that team or is he injured ?

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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 08:48 - Dec 16 with 1788 viewsBluce_Ree

Vinnie Jones is our biggest ever cnt. Especially if the Paul Murray story is true.

SWP = cnt.

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 09:38 - Dec 16 with 1759 viewsJigsore

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 09:47 - Dec 15 by MedwayR

Just an idiot wannabe gangsta...I believe this is the mandatory video that needs posting whenever Baidoo is mentioned...



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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 10:34 - Dec 16 with 1732 viewsDannyPaddox

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 08:30 - Dec 15 by Esox_Lucius

1. The French speaking Joey Barton
2. The Man City away Joey Barton
3. The Norwich Joey Barton
4. The autobiography Joey Barton
5. The Hollywood pass Joey Barton
6. The dressing room Joey Barton
7. The finger pointing, blameless Joey Barton
8. The self aggrandising Joey Barton
9. Joey Barton on Twitter
10. Joey Barton the pundit
11. Joey Barton the cünt


Imagine the row when the Barton XI wins its first free-kick/ corner. They'd all want to take it. Mass brawl ensues. Game abandoned.
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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 14:49 - Dec 16 with 1638 viewsmacclesfieldman

My "wan*ker" 11 would be.
Ceasar
Boswinga
BAE
Samba
Caulker
SWP
Barton
Park
Bothroyd
A.Johnson
Angel

Wild horses couldn't drag me away...

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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 16:37 - Dec 16 with 1590 viewsAshdown_Ranger

QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 00:23 - Dec 16 by BazzaInTheLoft

Paddy Kenny?

He was stitched up and I liked him, but that pissed phone call was a bit out of order wasn’t it?


I did a meme of that at the time...

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QPR All-Time Cnt XI on 13:19 - Dec 18 with 1412 viewsaston_hoop

A new contender for the Cûnt XI?

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-surrey-42392660

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