| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 09:34 - Jan 23 with 4273 views | FDC |
Football is all about opinions
Hear this all the time. What does it even mean? There are winners and losers and goals and league positions; football if anything is pretty objective compared to, say, music and film and art, which are fairly subjective.
Goals win you games, clean sheets win you championships
Total drivel. Winning games win you championships. See also you need to score goals in this league etc [Post edited 23 Jan 2017 11:18]
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| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 22:33 - Jan 23 with 1392 views | rrrspricey |
| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 11:40 - Jan 23 by eccles |
The word "technical" bugs me.
As in "he's got good technical ability" Doesn't need the word technical. "He's got good ability" says it just the same without the extra word. All the pundits and experts use it and it drives me mad. |
Was called skill when I were a lad! |  | | |
| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 23:16 - Jan 23 with 1355 views | PunteR |
"Played them off the park" ?? eh |  |
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| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 23:31 - Jan 23 with 1344 views | Boston |
When are we going to see a political football being kicked up and down the pitch,eh? |  |
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| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 23:46 - Jan 23 with 1324 views | DannyPaddox |
John Terry. Cut him and he bleeds Chelsea
Go on then. Prove it. Try that big artery in the back of the leg. Yes, that's it the femoral. |  | | |
| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 07:26 - Jan 24 with 1267 views | E17hoop |
Just offside.
Just? If the player is ahead of the last defender he'd be offside - just doesn't come into it. |  |
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| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 07:32 - Jan 24 with 1262 views | Walnut |
"He was the last man, it must be red" Is the last man thing actually a rule?? | | | |
| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 10:10 - Jan 24 with 1171 views | qprmeath |
Anything Niall Quinn says | | | |
| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 11:52 - Jan 24 with 1121 views | PinnerPaul |
| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 07:26 - Jan 24 by E17hoop |
Just offside.
Just? If the player is ahead of the last defender he'd be offside - just doesn't come into it. |
Yeah, that one annoys me
"Just about got that decision right" ?????? | | | |
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| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 11:53 - Jan 24 with 1117 views | PinnerPaul |
| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 07:32 - Jan 24 by Walnut |
"He was the last man, it must be red" Is the last man thing actually a rule?? |
You're right - its not Walnut, nor are the words "Professional Foul" found anywhere in the laws either. | | | |
| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 13:36 - Jan 24 with 1063 views | Walnut |
..a slightly more pedantic one but in the spirit of this thread, commentators crediting referees when a linear decision has been made, ie "x tucked it away but Styles ruled him offside" "y pulled it back for z to score but Andy Hall ruled the ball had gone out of play" | | | |
| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 13:54 - Jan 24 with 1045 views | BrianMcCarthy |
"The Man Utds and the Liverpools of this world..."
There's only one of each. At least in this world. Saturn or Jupiter may have a couple of each.
"The Messis and Ronaldos..."
There's another Messi? Has anyone signed him? Should we? |  |
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| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 15:31 - Jan 24 with 1006 views | qprxtc |
“That could have gone anywhere”
It did. |  | | |
| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 15:41 - Jan 24 with 993 views | kensalriser |
| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 13:54 - Jan 24 by BrianMcCarthy |
"The Man Utds and the Liverpools of this world..."
There's only one of each. At least in this world. Saturn or Jupiter may have a couple of each.
"The Messis and Ronaldos..."
There's another Messi? Has anyone signed him? Should we? |
There are at least two Ronaldos, to be fair. |  |
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| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 15:55 - Jan 24 with 978 views | PlanetHonneywood |
It only takes a second to score a goal - thus far, I've yet to see any team notch 5,400 goals in regular time!
He's nutmegged him - What, some bloke reduced a member of the opposition to a spice?
The ref bought that! - A neutral arbiter of the game, decided to procure a falsified foul by a player. Where was he when I started out selling office equipment in the late 80s?
The magic of the cup - So magical, no fokker bothers to go and nothing remotely Potteresque actually takes place: no rabbits or pigeons come out of the trophy etc. |  |
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| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 16:10 - Jan 24 with 968 views | easthertsr |
'I've seen them given' - Typical cowardly pundit sits firmly on the fence for a penalty shout! | | | |
| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 19:05 - Jan 24 with 780 views | PinnerPaul |
Thats a reckless challenge - its a red card  | | | |
| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 19:22 - Jan 24 with 769 views | W12SG2 |
How about 'clear his lines'? Hear it all the time. In my day we just fcukin cleared it. | | | |
| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 20:11 - Jan 24 with 741 views | Monahoop |
I often hear scored from 20,25 or 30 yards out. Did anyone measure the distance to be absolutely sure? Why not 21, 24 or 27 yards out? Or simply, scored with a decent long range shot. Who cares how far it was. And why are yards still being used? |  |
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| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 20:12 - Jan 24 with 741 views | eccles |
"and QPR go through to the next round" |  | | |
| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 20:20 - Jan 24 with 734 views | Monahoop |
" he was in acres of space"! Shouldn't commentators these days be saying he was in 'hectares of space'? Younger generations just wouldn't understand what an acre was. Stupid term anyway. | |
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| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 20:49 - Jan 24 with 717 views | Pommyhoop |
''Should've put it into row Z''..
Sometimes this can be misleading.Row Z may not even exhist or it could be in a completely obscure part of the stadium not relevant to the defender in question.. [Post edited 24 Jan 2017 20:53]
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| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 08:15 - Jan 25 with 650 views | paulparker |
when someone describes a certain midfielder as he can play the Quarter back role -WTF this isn't gridiron
he has a cultured left foot ?? what it goes to the opera and likes fine arts
he is a top player but not a top, top player (copyright Jamie redknobb) |  |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 08:18 - Jan 25 with 649 views | aston_hoop |
"He's hit that on his favourite left foot"....has he left a couple of his other left feet at home then? |  |
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| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 13:17 - Jan 25 with 601 views | R_from_afar |
| Things That People Say About Football That Don't Make Sense #173 on 08:15 - Jan 25 by paulparker |
when someone describes a certain midfielder as he can play the Quarter back role -WTF this isn't gridiron
he has a cultured left foot ?? what it goes to the opera and likes fine arts
he is a top player but not a top, top player (copyright Jamie redknobb) |
Well done for bringing up the "quarterback" thing, that one really riles me. It's a ridiculous saying. What next? "QPR have Scylla at long off"? Bah.
Here's another one: "Blah "missed" a penalty" used when the 'keeper saved it. That is not "missing" a penalty. Harumph.
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| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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