| A Posters Cabinet 10:08 - Aug 31 with 2468 views | perchrockjack |
PM... CLasie... no contest.
Chancellor. Uxbridge
Home Secretary. Darren
Foreign Secretary. Davillon
Minister of Agriculture. DR Wig
Colonial Secretary..(reintroduced0 Loh.
Employment. Lifey
Housing. Dr Winston
Health.. Oldjack
Transport. JBG
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| A Posters Cabinet on 14:46 - Sep 1 with 837 views | perchrockjack |
DAV
WE have a minister without portfolio job going. Its yours | |
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| A Posters Cabinet on 15:01 - Sep 1 with 825 views | Davillin |
| A Posters Cabinet on 14:46 - Sep 1 by perchrockjack |
DAV
WE have a minister without portfolio job going. Its yours |
What the . . . 1
The Cabinet is still only in the formative stage and I've been demoted!
Define "portfolio." Isn't that the Minister who had some trouble with a hooker about 50 years ago? |  |
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| A Posters Cabinet on 15:02 - Sep 1 with 825 views | perchrockjack |
you mean Profumo. Well yes but its a free role.. | |
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| A Posters Cabinet on 15:42 - Sep 1 with 813 views | Davillin |
| A Posters Cabinet on 15:02 - Sep 1 by perchrockjack |
you mean Profumo. Well yes but its a free role.. |
Don't "patronize" me (as our non-favourite alleged poster might say).
Patronizing is both precious and rancourous.
I wasn't referring to "Perfume" [I corrected the spelling for you]. | |
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| A Posters Cabinet on 15:45 - Sep 1 with 806 views | perchrockjack |
Not sure about "rancourous" .
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| A Posters Cabinet on 15:48 - Sep 1 with 799 views | Davillin |
| A Posters Cabinet on 15:45 - Sep 1 by perchrockjack |
Not sure about "rancourous" .
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That's O.K. "Rancourous" is a precious word, which you and I would never use in serious conversation, except as a caricature. | |
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| A Posters Cabinet on 23:49 - Sep 1 with 721 views | Lord_Bony |
Can I be in charge of the catering please?
I do a lovely Sunday roast lamb lunch with Rosemary...hmmm
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| A Posters Cabinet on 23:51 - Sep 1 with 718 views | Highjack |
| A Posters Cabinet on 12:07 - Sep 1 by Highjack |
Can't I be secretary of state for Wales or something so I can smash the welsh language into dust once and for all?  |
Bollocks. I was certain I would have got a few nibbles for that one, not even a down arrow. |  |
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| A Posters Cabinet on 23:52 - Sep 1 with 714 views | perchrockjack |
Who are uou. Have we squabbled | |
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| A Posters Cabinet on 00:37 - Sep 2 with 692 views | Davillin |
| A Posters Cabinet on 23:51 - Sep 1 by Highjack |
Bollocks. I was certain I would have got a few nibbles for that one, not even a down arrow. |
"Down arrows" are being sanitized from the boards by the "Down Arrow Removal Project" [not certain of the correct title or the members]. | |
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| A Posters Cabinet on 06:53 - Sep 2 with 648 views | 1jack |
I can't believe you all WANT to be politicians, you should be thoroughly ashamed of yourselves.  |  | | |
| A Posters Cabinet on 07:06 - Sep 2 with 647 views | Kilkennyjack |
All looks a bit male, pale, and stale to me. Thats ideal then, please carry on :-) |  |
| Beware of the Risen People
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| A Posters Cabinet on 10:51 - Sep 2 with 608 views | perchrockjack |
Do you want the Northern Ireland job killy? | |
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| A Posters Cabinet on 11:17 - Sep 2 with 600 views | DrWig |
Agriculture is fine for me-even if it called rural affairs now. I would prefer a return to MAFF from DEFRA, but was changed after the 2001 foot and mouth outbreak and food taken to the Food Standards Agency. All to do with spin an nothing on delivery. Good news for livestock at least.
A question _ does the Foreign Secretary or Minister of defence deal with the Eastern Bloc (i.e The Basseys) | |
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| A Posters Cabinet on 11:43 - Sep 2 with 587 views | Highjack |
"A question _ does the Foreign Secretary or Minister of defence deal with the Eastern Bloc (i.e The Basseys)"
We do not negotiate with terrorists. | |
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| A Posters Cabinet on 12:00 - Sep 2 with 569 views | DrWig |
| A Posters Cabinet on 11:43 - Sep 2 by Highjack |
"A question _ does the Foreign Secretary or Minister of defence deal with the Eastern Bloc (i.e The Basseys)"
We do not negotiate with terrorists. |
That is the best answer I have had to question ever. | |
| The only alternative to the spectacle is the spectacle of the alternative. |
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| A Posters Cabinet on 14:04 - Sep 2 with 555 views | Davillin |
| A Posters Cabinet on 11:43 - Sep 2 by Highjack |
"A question _ does the Foreign Secretary or Minister of defence deal with the Eastern Bloc (i.e The Basseys)"
We do not negotiate with terrorists. |
Subtleties, subtleties!
He did not use the word "negotiate." He used the words "deal with."
Typical politician. Typical diplomatispeak. | |
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| A Posters Cabinet on 14:24 - Sep 2 with 549 views | Uxbridge |
| A Posters Cabinet on 11:43 - Sep 2 by Highjack |
"A question _ does the Foreign Secretary or Minister of defence deal with the Eastern Bloc (i.e The Basseys)"
We do not negotiate with terrorists. |
Neither. Home Sec. We own South Wales now. |  |
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| A Posters Cabinet on 14:33 - Sep 2 with 538 views | union_jack |
| A Posters Cabinet on 23:51 - Sep 1 by Highjack |
Bollocks. I was certain I would have got a few nibbles for that one, not even a down arrow. |
You get my vote! |  |
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| A Posters Cabinet on 17:16 - Sep 2 with 506 views | perchrockjack |
I fear a MACMILLAN style night of the long knives is coming so watch your step | |
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| A Posters Cabinet on 19:12 - Sep 2 with 491 views | Catullus |
| A Posters Cabinet on 17:16 - Sep 2 by perchrockjack |
I fear a MACMILLAN style night of the long knives is coming so watch your step |
I fear a Hitler style night of the long knives. The evil hordes that populate this board are frantically trying to get our addresses so they can hunt us down!!
Be a real politician and don't answer the question! | |
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| A Posters Cabinet on 19:14 - Sep 2 with 488 views | perchrockjack |
Do you want to pm me and let's sort this out | |
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| A Posters Cabinet on 20:03 - Sep 2 with 471 views | JackoBoostardo |
A couple of questions all you budding polly's should be asking?
1) Does being voted up as a "politician" here get you a free pass to the NATO buffet and party that's happening in Newport?
2) What's the expenses package like?
3) Are you automatically in line to receive the 11% pay lift MPs voted for themselves, and will probably continue to do in future.
4) How many mistresses are allowed? Is there a certain 'sleaze limit'?
5) Who's better to screw over - The elderly or the sick? |  |
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| A Posters Cabinet on 20:03 - Sep 2 with 471 views | waynekerr55 |
| A Posters Cabinet on 19:14 - Sep 2 by perchrockjack |
Do you want to pm me and let's sort this out |
So let me get this straight I am chief WHIP! |  |
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| A Posters Cabinet on 20:09 - Sep 2 with 468 views | perchrockjack |
I was going to offer that to Lisa so no.
Youn start tomorrow.
See me in my study . | |
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