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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers 00:45 - Oct 27 with 14895 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Phil Stamp
Paddy Kenny
Alan Cork
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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 02:42 - Oct 27 with 7757 viewsJigsore

Yossi Benayoun met a gruesome end in a boat propeller swashbuckling with Indiana Jones while wearing a fez



Kevin McNaughton was set to be an extra in Trainspotting but was dismissed for glassing Robert Carlyle



Steve McNulty, recently caught leaning out of a Citroen Picasso offering moped drivers bare knuckle fights



Wayne Rooney.

[Post edited 27 Oct 2015 2:42]

“The thing about football - the important thing about football - is that it is not just about football.”

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 03:40 - Oct 27 with 7733 viewsQPRinCT

Peter Crouch
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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 07:27 - Oct 27 with 7653 viewsNoDiddley

Karl Henry
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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 08:03 - Oct 27 with 7611 viewsToast_R

Abel Xavier
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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 08:30 - Oct 27 with 7590 viewsDorse

Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 07:27 - Oct 27 by NoDiddley

Karl Henry


After only 3 replies, the winner of today's Clickbait Award is NoDiddley! He takes home a lifetime supply of Smeckler's Medicated Bruise Lotion and the LFW Trophy of Magnificence.

(Sequinned dancing girls with feather headdresses escort NoDiddley from the stage and into the waiting Camper Van of Triumph. Credits roll, audience clapping. Waving from the window and fade to black)

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 08:42 - Oct 27 with 7569 viewsHayesender

Phil Jones

Poll: Shamima Beghum

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 08:53 - Oct 27 with 7553 viewsDiscodroids

Ian wallace, the old Coventry and Scottish center forward .

A demonic splice of Fanny craddock, Napoleon Dynamite ,Baron Harkonen from' Dune' And 50 shades of ginger.

When working in tandem with Coventrys late 70's brown away kit he looked like the crushed velvet curtains in a Victorian Physicians morning room.

Noel brotherstone, David Armstrong and Jimmy rimmer looked like they worked on the bins

".... You are the... Duke of New York... You're A-Number One!".

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 08:57 - Oct 27 with 7547 viewsPommyhoop

Tomas Brolin

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Poll: How much should we sell Eze for. What will we get.

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 09:01 - Oct 27 with 7542 viewsMrSheen

Shaun Derry - shoves a 6-month old copy of the Big Issue in your face while asking for £17 for a deposit on a hostel room.
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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 09:05 - Oct 27 with 7531 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Trifon Ivonov.





Looks like Robert Mitchum

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 09:07 - Oct 27 with 7523 viewsCHUBBS

Darren Peacock
He looked more like the lead singer of a thrash metal band
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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 09:17 - Oct 27 with 7503 viewsCHUBBS

Going down the footballer actor route..
Peter Lorre
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=casablanca&site=webhp&prmd=imvn&source=lnms&tb

Ozil
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=casablanca&site=webhp&prmd=imvn&source=lnms&tb
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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 09:23 - Oct 27 with 7486 viewsNorthernr

Luke Freeman looks like a woman who gave up her career to have a family and the kids turned out to be sht.

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 09:26 - Oct 27 with 7477 viewsBrianMcCarthy



He's short,
He's round
He bounces on the ground,
Sammy Lee, Sammy Lee...

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 09:30 - Oct 27 with 7464 viewsBrianMcCarthy

A QPR Fat XI would be easily compiled:-

1. John Burridge
2.
3. Kenny Sansom
4. Neil Ruddock
5. Bob Malcolm
6. Sammy Lee
7. Peter Reid
8. Robbie James
9. Michael Robinson
10. Adel Taarabt
11.

And that's right off the top of my head!

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 09:31 - Oct 27 with 7457 viewsMetallica_Hoop



He's a rocker too.

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 09:38 - Oct 27 with 7436 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Luke Chadwick - Looked like he worked in the ugly brush factory and took his work home with him.

'Always In Motion' by John Honney available on amazon.co.uk
Poll: Who should do the Birmingham Frederick?

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 09:40 - Oct 27 with 7429 viewsNorthernr

Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 09:30 - Oct 27 by BrianMcCarthy

A QPR Fat XI would be easily compiled:-

1. John Burridge
2.
3. Kenny Sansom
4. Neil Ruddock
5. Bob Malcolm
6. Sammy Lee
7. Peter Reid
8. Robbie James
9. Michael Robinson
10. Adel Taarabt
11.

And that's right off the top of my head!


Big Fat Bob Taylor was on loan for us for a bit in Holloway's era.
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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 09:43 - Oct 27 with 7412 viewsTheBlob

Do you wish the body to be cremated madam and would you like to select from our wide range of caskets?


Poll: So how was the season for you?

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 10:02 - Oct 27 with 7407 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 09:40 - Oct 27 by Northernr

Big Fat Bob Taylor was on loan for us for a bit in Holloway's era.


That's him! I missed someone up front!

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 10:08 - Oct 27 with 7392 viewsFredManRave



John Terry

I've got the Power.
Poll: MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 10:09 - Oct 27 with 7383 viewsJamie

Tony Hibbert.
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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 10:15 - Oct 27 with 7373 viewsMrSheen

Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 09:30 - Oct 27 by BrianMcCarthy

A QPR Fat XI would be easily compiled:-

1. John Burridge
2.
3. Kenny Sansom
4. Neil Ruddock
5. Bob Malcolm
6. Sammy Lee
7. Peter Reid
8. Robbie James
9. Michael Robinson
10. Adel Taarabt
11.

And that's right off the top of my head!


Akos must have hated that we played in hoops.
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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 10:30 - Oct 27 with 7353 viewsRs_Holy

Mark Lawrenson looked just like my old History Teacher (circa 1990)

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Footballers Who Don't Look Like Footballers on 10:37 - Oct 27 with 7335 viewsElHoop

Marouane Fellaini probably should be changing the guard.
Christian Eriksen should be at art school somewhere.
Vinnie Jones ended up looking like he should have been in the third team for some remote northern rugby league team.
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