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Jihadi John. He lived on the Mozart Estate equidistant between two blue plaques. One for where QPR were formed the other for where Norman Wisdom was brought up. I found that somehow apt.
And plucky Tamworth have done it. Nicolas Madsen has never missed a penalty in his entire career. Well he has this evening, saved by a goalkeeper who in his day job works as a quality control inspector for a company that makes and supplies ornamental penguins for Chester Zoo. Those penguins will be slapping their flippers with joy tonight. The real penguins of course, tho who knows maybe the ornamental penguins have a flipper-slapping feature - either battery operated or clockwork. I know a man who knows about those penguins - The Tamworth keeper. And he also knew which way Madsen was going to put that penalty. It’s the furthest The Lambs have ever progressed in this competition. Well the Lambs won’t be silent tonight. Little plucky hardy itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny Tamworth Wynette we salute you.
Modibo Maïga works as a fully qualified curse removal man and licensed spiritual healer in the Forest Gate area. His business card claims he can solve problems (no matter how difficult) concerning black magic, love voodoos, sexual impotency, business transactions, exams, court cases & immigration cases, broken relationships, unwanted love interest, gambling, and cracked iPhone screens. In fact he is the answer for all problems and quick results are guaranteed.
Fat Frank kicks off at home to Cardiff. Not only will there be a new manager bounce but he’ll realise he does have a magic wand and all this time it’s been up his jacksie.
Not too out of character but for several years now Shabazz Baidoo has been the high priest of an influential subterranean Illuminati gang in the Havering area.
Pretty sure Loic Remy scored on his debut on a frosty Saturday afternoon at Upton Park (my last visit to the first football ground I ever went to). Picked up a pass from Adel on the halfway line took it to the edge of the area then slotted it home with pace and accuracy. And he’s still available for the play-offs.