| The Tale of Horton Mouse 10:44 - Mar 24 with 2874 views | Horton_Mouse |
Now Horton is no ordinary mouse,
You see, he doesn’t really care what he takes from your house,
He’s not happy with scraps or bits of old cheese,
He'll take everything you own and leave you on your knees.
He sneaks into your life through dark vulnerable places,
Hides in the shadows behind well known faces,
And then when he has his feet under your table,
He takes even more than you are financially able.
He doesn’t care about you or your house,
He's Horton, the scheming bald-headed mouse.
So watch out because he bites the hand that feeds
He has to, somehow, quench that insatiable greed.
He’s dresses well and loves beautiful cars
Bought with money he hasn’t saved up in old jars
He’ll look for cash in every department
then grab himself some swanky apartment
Then when Horton’s belly is swollen
He take off with the things he’s acquired and stolen,
Go on the lookout for pastures new,
There’s plenty more gullible persons to screw.
But sometimes in life you meet more than your match
and things don’t go right for the plans that you hatch
You bump into a group of ‘nancy boys’
Who don’t come quietly, they make lots of noise.
They discover the facts and out the truth
They don’t want Horton under their roof.
There’s no scraps here or bits of old cheese,
So be on your way with your group of fleas.
This is Rochdale, we are The Dale.
This is our club and it’s not for sale!
So little mouse and the other three
Take note, we are, and always will be Pest-Free!
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| The Tale of Horton Mouse on 11:05 - Mar 24 with 2806 views | Sandyman |
Bravo!
Reports this morning suggest "Horton, the scheming bald-headed mouse" has spent a few hours talking to himself with his various user names on Twitter. Horton is not well, mentally.
Horton should try and be a decent person like the rest of us instead of a scheming
mercenary. |  | | |
| The Tale of Horton Mouse on 11:21 - Mar 24 with 2762 views | judd |
Brilliant Mickey take |  |
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| The Tale of Horton Mouse on 11:30 - Mar 24 with 2730 views | albert_park |
Brilliant article about the Horton mouse. If I were him I wouldn't want to be taking on us fans. Carry on the great work that you are doing on behalf of everyone involved with Dale.
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| The Tale of Horton Mouse on 11:37 - Mar 24 with 2708 views | finberty |
Horton's eyes are far too close together to be trustworthy. |  | | |
| The Tale of Horton Mouse on 11:53 - Mar 24 with 2682 views | IOMDale |
| The Tale of Horton Mouse on 11:21 - Mar 24 by judd |
Brilliant Mickey take |
Let’s not forget that Horton was within a whisker of successfully implementing his plan. |  | | |
| The Tale of Horton Mouse on 12:14 - Mar 24 with 2624 views | D_Alien |
| The Tale of Horton Mouse on 11:53 - Mar 24 by IOMDale |
Let’s not forget that Horton was within a whisker of successfully implementing his plan. |
Hmm... you're not wrong, but implementing his plan and it turning out 'successfully' for him aren't perhaps the same thing...
Don't forget, the EFL have issued charges for breaches of their rules regarding ownership of clubs. Whilst i have about as much faith in the EFL as i do Steve Eyre's football management skills, it would've been far from the end of story they think it would've been, once we got our teeth into it
Edit: brilliant OP! [Post edited 24 Mar 2022 12:15]
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| The Tale of Horton Mouse on 09:00 - Mar 25 with 2212 views | RAFCBLUE |
I think with mice you are supposed to put traps down or get the pest controller in.
Interestingly scientists are growing human hair onto mice to transplant onto bald people:
https://futurism.com/neoscope/human-hair-mice-bald
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