| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 19:20 - Nov 28 with 2855 views | bluey_the_blue |
They'll have numerous branches doing the planting, mind. |  | |  |
| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 20:35 - Nov 28 with 2819 views | Joe_bradshaw |
Leaf her alone mun. |  |
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| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 20:37 - Nov 28 with 2816 views | Catullus |
That's over 270,000 trees a day.....over 2 billion trees in 20 years.....there's a full time job in this for some lucky people. Is this a manifesto pledge to save the environment AND give thousands of people jobs? | |
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| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 20:41 - Nov 28 with 2802 views | bluey_the_blue |
Wouldn't the plans to plant all those trees conflict with the plans to build squillions of houses? | | | |
| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 20:58 - Nov 28 with 2774 views | Catullus |
| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 20:41 - Nov 28 by bluey_the_blue |
Wouldn't the plans to plant all those trees conflict with the plans to build squillions of houses? |
As I said on the other thread where this is mentioned, Corbyn is actually planning two jungles, the green type and a concrete jungle.
At the rate he's going we'll need to triple immigration to have enough workers for all the jobs he's creating.....maybe he should plant the jungles then put tree houses up, job done and we can all pretend to be Tarzan! | |
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| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 21:00 - Nov 28 with 2769 views | Flashberryjack |
| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 20:41 - Nov 28 by bluey_the_blue |
Wouldn't the plans to plant all those trees conflict with the plans to build squillions of houses? |
Wake up Bluey, they're bloody tree houses mun... building more housing and saving the planet at the same time, well done Mr Corbyn an absolute genius plan.
What other Politician would have thought of that. |  |
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| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 21:06 - Nov 28 with 2755 views | PentyrchJack |
Cue nationalisation of land to make room for this. |  |
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| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 21:27 - Nov 28 with 2736 views | Catullus |
| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 21:06 - Nov 28 by PentyrchJack |
Cue nationalisation of land to make room for this. |
The first developments will see the bulldozing of the Royal residences, then the big EPL teams are having their stadia nationalised, Wembley, the Principality, Hampden, Twickenham are all going to make way for social housing.
If there's not enough land for all the trees Corbyn is going to plant them offshore. The offshore tree farms will also have the benefit of not suffering during droughts and they'll never fall victims to fire. | |
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| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 21:29 - Nov 28 with 2730 views | PentyrchJack |
| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 21:27 - Nov 28 by Catullus |
The first developments will see the bulldozing of the Royal residences, then the big EPL teams are having their stadia nationalised, Wembley, the Principality, Hampden, Twickenham are all going to make way for social housing.
If there's not enough land for all the trees Corbyn is going to plant them offshore. The offshore tree farms will also have the benefit of not suffering during droughts and they'll never fall victims to fire. |
Maybe underwater trees so nobody will be able to count them.... | |
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| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 21:40 - Nov 28 with 2714 views | Catullus |
| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 21:29 - Nov 28 by PentyrchJack |
Maybe underwater trees so nobody will be able to count them.... |
Maybe he'll choose Beech trees? | |
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| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 09:48 - Nov 29 with 2617 views | WarwickHunt |
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. Might explain why she’s hardly been seen since the election was announced... |  | | |
| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 09:53 - Nov 29 with 2616 views | bluey_the_blue |
"An official count of Ethiopia's trees-planted-in-one-day has yet to be announced." | | | |
| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 12:46 - Nov 29 with 2570 views | Joe_bradshaw |
| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 09:48 - Nov 29 by WarwickHunt |
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. Might explain why she’s hardly been seen since the election was announced... |
Apparently she's absconded with Jacob Rees Mogg. | |
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| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 13:24 - Nov 29 with 2549 views | Highjack |
| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 12:46 - Nov 29 by Joe_bradshaw |
Apparently she's absconded with Jacob Rees Mogg. |
Last seen skipping hand in hand towards Gretna Green claiming the power of the inflamed loins has overcome any political differences they once had. |  |
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| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 13:37 - Nov 29 with 2538 views | swan65split |
| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 13:24 - Nov 29 by Highjack |
Last seen skipping hand in hand towards Gretna Green claiming the power of the inflamed loins has overcome any political differences they once had. |
Dont worry if Labour somehow, win her face wont be off the screen and she"ll be telling us all what we are doing wrong! |  | | |
| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 13:38 - Nov 29 with 2537 views | Sir_Robin |
As part of FDR's New Deal, 3 billion trees were planted in just 9 years. Planting 2 billion in 20 is easily achievable.
OP has mugged himself off here. [Post edited 29 Nov 2019 13:39]
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| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 20:12 - Nov 29 with 2455 views | Catullus |
| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 13:38 - Nov 29 by Sir_Robin |
As part of FDR's New Deal, 3 billion trees were planted in just 9 years. Planting 2 billion in 20 is easily achievable.
OP has mugged himself off here. [Post edited 29 Nov 2019 13:39]
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Planting 3 billion trees in the USA is an entirely different kettle of fish to planting 2 billion here though. Texas alone is bigger than the UK and in 1933 the USA's population was twice what ours is now. | |
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| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 21:04 - Nov 29 with 2421 views | swan65split |
Adam Ramseys asking what kind of trees.......its Labour mun....Money trees ffs | | | |
| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 22:46 - Nov 29 with 2396 views | Highjack |
| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 21:04 - Nov 29 by swan65split |
Adam Ramseys asking what kind of trees.......its Labour mun....Money trees ffs |
The mahogany not the yew. | |
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| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 23:54 - Nov 29 with 2365 views | Uxbridge |
| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 09:53 - Nov 29 by bluey_the_blue |
"An official count of Ethiopia's trees-planted-in-one-day has yet to be announced." |
Because somebody might have confused 350,000,000 with 35,000.
Still funny to see the gammorati getting worked up on this one, presumably thinking Corbyn would be personally planting each one himself, the utter melts.
Basic maths. If Ethiopia can do 350m in a day then I reckon we can do 60 times that in a week. Even if they dropped a couple of decimal points then a couple of years is still a decade or two ahead of schedule. |  |
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| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 23:55 - Nov 29 with 2361 views | Uxbridge |
Oh, and the Abbott being shit at maths line. How's that still a thing when the Tories can't add 2+2? Something we can only speculate on... | |
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| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 00:02 - Nov 30 with 2353 views | NotLoyal |
| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 23:55 - Nov 29 by Uxbridge |
Oh, and the Abbott being shit at maths line. How's that still a thing when the Tories can't add 2+2? Something we can only speculate on... |
How do you correlate a person with a whole organisation? |  |
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| Has Dianne Abbot been at the abacus or absinthe? on 07:01 - Nov 30 with 2308 views | Lord_Bony |
I think Dianne has lost her way on this one.
She's obviously taken the wrong root. |  |
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