| Benidorm in August 12:18 - Jun 19 with 6076 views | max936 |
Anyone been? we are thinking about a week of relaxation there, trouble is finding a nice Hotel that's not full of hen and stag parties and where you can get a decent nights kip. |  |
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| Benidorm in August on 12:50 - Jun 19 with 3409 views | perchrockjack |
You won't relax.
It's a shitehole.
Nearby, xabia, Altea, guadelmar, less frenetic .
Your flight out could be full of pissheads so think on.
Where we are, in almeria province, is just up your street. Beautiful beaches, nice villages and cheap too.
Don't go there Steve ffs |  |
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| Benidorm in August on 12:55 - Jun 19 with 3404 views | max936 |
| Benidorm in August on 12:50 - Jun 19 by perchrockjack |
You won't relax.
It's a shitehole.
Nearby, xabia, Altea, guadelmar, less frenetic .
Your flight out could be full of pissheads so think on.
Where we are, in almeria province, is just up your street. Beautiful beaches, nice villages and cheap too.
Don't go there Steve ffs |
Cheers Richie. | |
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| Benidorm in August on 12:58 - Jun 19 with 3390 views | little_britton |
There's nothing wrong with Benidorm, if your looking for somewhere relaxing you'll find it or if you want somewhere lively you can find that too |  | | |
| Benidorm in August on 13:00 - Jun 19 with 3384 views | perchrockjack |
Never mind cheers.
If I find out you ve gone, I ll spank your arse next time I'm down. Might be down in July. That way, I don't have to bump into pross and his faux amour.
God knows what my daughter and fella make of it down there.
Peace | |
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| Benidorm in August on 13:06 - Jun 19 with 3359 views | Darran |
There's loads of chavs out there so you'll fit in nicely Max. |  |
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| Benidorm in August on 13:13 - Jun 19 with 3358 views | oh_tommy_tommy |
Old town of benidorm is very nice indeed .
Try it . |  |
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| Benidorm in August on 14:07 - Jun 19 with 3300 views | max936 |
| Benidorm in August on 13:06 - Jun 19 by Darran |
There's loads of chavs out there so you'll fit in nicely Max. |
Must be a firm favourite of yours then Tosser oops Prosser. | |
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| Benidorm in August on 16:01 - Jun 19 with 3228 views | perchrockjack |
Depends on how uou relax.
We ve just been to a beach with no Brits,bars,cafes, free to park, clear water , no noise.
Benidorm relax ..really come on. It's ok for kids and pensioners in winter but relax | |
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| Benidorm in August on 16:04 - Jun 19 with 3225 views | Highjack |
| Benidorm in August on 13:06 - Jun 19 by Darran |
There's loads of chavs out there so you'll fit in nicely Max. |
Sticky Vicky is his kind of bird too. |  |
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| Benidorm in August on 16:13 - Jun 19 with 3210 views | max936 |
| Benidorm in August on 12:50 - Jun 19 by perchrockjack |
You won't relax.
It's a shitehole.
Nearby, xabia, Altea, guadelmar, less frenetic .
Your flight out could be full of pissheads so think on.
Where we are, in almeria province, is just up your street. Beautiful beaches, nice villages and cheap too.
Don't go there Steve ffs |
Can't find many holidays available for Almeria Rich, been looking at Fuengirola though which is the same area I think, don't really want All Inclusive, but it depends on the costs of food and drink outside of the Hotel though, it gets really expensive he you're eating out all week. | |
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| Benidorm in August on 16:17 - Jun 19 with 3201 views | Al_Bundy |
Majorca is a better option
If you just avoid Magaluf | | | |
| Benidorm in August on 17:30 - Jun 19 with 3148 views | Loyal |
I suggest Malaga and area or better still much further west. |  |
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| Benidorm in August on 17:44 - Jun 19 with 3119 views | raynor94 |
| Benidorm in August on 16:13 - Jun 19 by max936 |
Can't find many holidays available for Almeria Rich, been looking at Fuengirola though which is the same area I think, don't really want All Inclusive, but it depends on the costs of food and drink outside of the Hotel though, it gets really expensive he you're eating out all week. |
Fuengirola or Benalmadena are a much better bet, Marx |  |
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| Benidorm in August on 17:50 - Jun 19 with 3109 views | perchrockjack |
Steve.
Listen up.
Serious post.
We are at present one hour from almeria airport or one and hour hour from Murcia .
I can put you in touch with great guy who can rent you two bed villa overlooking sea for 450 per week.
Class complex trice mins from restaurants thst will give you a decent three course for 12 euros. Twelve euros. Beer 3e. Bottle wine in supermarkets for same 5e gets you Rioja.
Hire car 100 per week .
No chavs, no shite no vomit on streets and very family orientated.
Alternatively try Lagos on algarve. Again I have a contact for you. Pm me next week if you like and I ll send you details but frankly go anywhere but Benidorm in August. Madness. | |
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| Benidorm in August on 17:50 - Jun 19 with 3107 views | Lord_Bony |
Was there in January,t shirt weather but cold in the nights...never seen so many old people in one place in my life...
Levante beach is nice. In summer I would imagine much younger crowd goes there? |  |
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| Benidorm in August on 17:54 - Jun 19 with 3101 views | Al_Bundy |
| Benidorm in August on 16:13 - Jun 19 by max936 |
Can't find many holidays available for Almeria Rich, been looking at Fuengirola though which is the same area I think, don't really want All Inclusive, but it depends on the costs of food and drink outside of the Hotel though, it gets really expensive he you're eating out all week. |
Fuengirola is a poor resort in all fairness .. better off going more west down the coastline towards Gibraltar. | | | |
| Benidorm in August on 17:57 - Jun 19 with 3092 views | perchrockjack |
Further west is estepona. Also grim.
I've been coming to Spain for forty years Steve..
You could try nerja. Flights to Malaga but take villa with pool as water can be murky in high season | |
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| Benidorm in August on 17:57 - Jun 19 with 3091 views | Lord_Bony |
| Benidorm in August on 17:54 - Jun 19 by Al_Bundy |
Fuengirola is a poor resort in all fairness .. better off going more west down the coastline towards Gibraltar. |
Gibraltar is a congested shithole. Reminds me of a grubby version of Bristol . | |
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| Benidorm in August on 18:03 - Jun 19 with 3079 views | raynor94 |
| Benidorm in August on 17:54 - Jun 19 by Al_Bundy |
Fuengirola is a poor resort in all fairness .. better off going more west down the coastline towards Gibraltar. |
Compared to Benidorm? | |
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| Benidorm in August on 18:03 - Jun 19 with 3078 views | Algorfajack |
Try the Hotel Mediterraneo opposite the benidorm palace. Stayed here 17 times over the last 7 years, highly recommended, me & Mrs Algorfajack always went AI & then at midnight it was a 100 yd stroll to a few local bars for a top up & entertainment until 3-4 am.
Top of the rincon area so away from the party animals but close enough if you feel the need to indulge
Haven't been there since last June as we now rent long term in a village just north of torrevieja.
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| Benidorm in August on 19:28 - Jun 19 with 3007 views | jackportis |
I took my kids to the palm beach hotel/don Jorge apartments. It was spot on. It's family friendly no heavy drinking there good size pool a short walk from beach free coach to the water park clean food good. It's promoted by Thomas cook and comes up on the beach.com. There are a few chavs there but non offensive ones. I'e tattoos, caps wrong way, Lonsdale vests blokes with chains rings and necklaces. But this is a good place for kids. There's a footy court etc the bar is inclusive but no groups and is safe and friendly. |  |
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| Benidorm in August on 19:34 - Jun 19 with 2996 views | dickythorpe |
Too touristy max and your bound to bump into a stag do. |  | | |
| Benidorm in August on 19:38 - Jun 19 with 2989 views | lifelong |
No point going to Benidorm, Sticky Vicky has retired. |  | | |
| Benidorm in August on 19:46 - Jun 19 with 2972 views | max936 |
| Benidorm in August on 19:38 - Jun 19 by lifelong |
No point going to Benidorm, Sticky Vicky has retired. |
Benidorm is off my list lifey, it looks a disaster just waiting to happen 
Stickies Daughter has taken Vickys place  | |
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| Benidorm in August on 19:46 - Jun 19 with 2967 views | raynor94 |
| Benidorm in August on 19:38 - Jun 19 by lifelong |
No point going to Benidorm, Sticky Vicky has retired. |
There's a new one there Lifey | |
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