| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? 23:11 - Dec 18 with 11108 views | slranger40 |
hope so. Fentastic. |  | | |  |
| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 18:57 - Dec 19 with 2081 views | flynnbo |
Condolences, Clive. |  | | |
| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 19:31 - Dec 19 with 2059 views | ShotKneesHoop |
| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 18:19 - Dec 19 by Northernr |
I thought that!
Thanks for the kind messages everybody. Flat secured, clean up underway, new laptop sourced, match previews in progress, insurers been brilliant, funeral arrangements being made. And that was Friday. :-I |
Presser tomorrow then? |  |
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| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 19:32 - Dec 19 with 2058 views | ShotKneesHoop |
| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 18:28 - Dec 19 by londonscottish |
Christ, you've had a lot to deal with by the sounds of it in the few weeks [Post edited 19 Dec 2014 18:32]
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I know, Shyte performances away from home piss me off as well. | |
| Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me! |
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| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 19:40 - Dec 19 with 2052 views | CiderwithRsie |
| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 10:25 - Dec 19 by Northernr |
It'll be back next week lads. Had my flat broken into last night and lap tops taken, then my gran passed away this morning so a bit all over the place and nothing to write on. Certainly won't be bowing to an attention seeking gobshite. |
Really sorry to hear that Clive.
I hope your gran had had a great life and an easy end. | | | |
| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 20:32 - Dec 19 with 1975 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 10:05 - Dec 19 by Konk |
On behalf of all precious blokes who speak with a white, working-class London accent, I’d just like to say I’m glad Clive’s seen sense and decided to stop with his borderline-hate-crime phonetic recording of Harry’s weekly platitudes. He’s probably on an FA sponsored awareness course as we speak and will no doubt be issuing a statement of his own in due course, where Clive will remind us that some of his best friends are spoon-playing, pie-and-mash-eating Cockneys. Hopefully we can then all move on in a spirit of renewed tolerance and understanding. |
Hants, Konk's post was utter sarcasm. |  |
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| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 20:36 - Dec 19 with 1973 views | BrianMcCarthy |
So for your loss, Clive.
Ar dheis Dé go raibh a hanam. | |
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| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 21:16 - Dec 19 with 1932 views | ShotKneesHoop |
| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 20:32 - Dec 19 by BrianMcCarthy |
Hants, Konk's post was utter sarcasm. |
Don't you mean satire?
Or joining in?
It's nothing to get hup about - Raspberry Fields Forever.
Or as the trawler skipper said to the mermaid - "If you get my drift" | |
| Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me! |
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| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 21:37 - Dec 19 with 1921 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 21:16 - Dec 19 by ShotKneesHoop |
Don't you mean satire?
Or joining in?
It's nothing to get hup about - Raspberry Fields Forever.
Or as the trawler skipper said to the mermaid - "If you get my drift" |
Satire, yes. Indeed. Let me take you down.... | |
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| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 21:54 - Dec 19 with 1902 views | ShotKneesHoop |
| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 21:37 - Dec 19 by BrianMcCarthy |
Satire, yes. Indeed. Let me take you down.... |
Cos I'm going to ........... Shepherd's Bush Fields.
SWP ain't real.
I wish they would just hang him up.
In Shepherd's Bush Fields Forever.
Crossing Is Easy With Eyes Closed,
Misunderstanding All You See,
It's Getting To Be So Hard To Be Someone Who's Contract's Running Out,
But That Doesn't Matter Much To Me,
Let Me Chop SWP Down,
'Cos He's Going To
Sainsbury's Fields
Next Week's Main Meal
SWP Squeals Forever,
SWP Squeals Forever. [Post edited 19 Dec 2014 22:10]
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| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 22:08 - Dec 19 with 1875 views | ShotKneesHoop |
| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 21:57 - Dec 19 by BrianMcCarthy |
You're not well. You're also clearly a genius!  |
Both comments are true, although neither make sense when combined together.
This could be a post from a sort of Discodroid who read the Times, tied a mean dry fly, made his own sweet and sour sauce and did self portraits like Tears Of A Clown. Unless you had already polished off a very nice bottle of chardo......... ( oops, don't tell the wife, she thinks I'm in a good mood because it's the week end)
But I'd never have signed SWP, even if he came coated in vanilla ice cream and was labelled road kill.
String him up.
BTW - where's the Presser? | |
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| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 23:11 - Dec 19 with 1812 views | ade_qpr |
Sorry to hear of your troubles, but glad you are getting back on top of things. All the best and I hope for you and all R's fans Santa hears our plea's for more Rangers victories over this period to keep us in good cheer. |  |
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| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 03:38 - Dec 20 with 1742 views | FredManRave |
| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 19:40 - Dec 19 by CiderwithRsie |
Really sorry to hear that Clive.
I hope your gran had had a great life and an easy end. |
Sorry to read about what's happened to you lately Clive. Cider sums it up perfectly with regard to your Gran(s) and at least the insurers were up to their task regarding the break in.
Let's hope you/we all get a lift tomorrow with a typical home performance tomorrow. [Post edited 20 Dec 2014 3:48]
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| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 05:59 - Dec 20 with 1728 views | Pommyhoop |
| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 10:25 - Dec 19 by Northernr |
It'll be back next week lads. Had my flat broken into last night and lap tops taken, then my gran passed away this morning so a bit all over the place and nothing to write on. Certainly won't be bowing to an attention seeking gobshite. |
Sorry for your loss mate.
Good to hear the gobshite will not deter you.
chin up... |  |
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| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 07:10 - Dec 20 with 1718 views | HantsR |
| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 20:32 - Dec 19 by BrianMcCarthy |
Hants, Konk's post was utter sarcasm. |
You're right although facetiousness or satire is probably a better description - a nasty bout of what must have been norovirus must have affected my discrimination and sense of humour. I had read about Clive's loss the night before on Facebook so felt a bit protective  |  | | |
| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 07:59 - Dec 20 with 1679 views | essextaxiboy |
Sorry to hear about your crap week Clive , Respect for such a proffessional preview. You could have been forgiven for swerving it this week .
On the press conference , I have to nail my colours to the mast and say that I am not keen on it .
I had an exchange with Clive on here a few games ago about it which led to him putting "If you dont like it dont click on it " in the title ...Fair enough . I would never dig him out in secret on Twitter or the like .
I didnt post on the QPR Dave thread because he was digging a big hole and his objections were not the same as mine ..it got a bit silly .
Firstly the word "presser" to pinch a Northism really boils my piss . I realise Clive uses it in parody but it never fails to irritate me.I stopped following The QPR Media "team" for this among other things
Mainly I just think reporting the conference in that style invites all of the posters who cant stand the manager whatever he does to have a free for all in slagging him off a day or two before a game , have a look at the previous ones which i think bear me out . It just invites negativity IMO
In fairness I felt previously that Clive was doing in that way to have a go at the manager for results and performances but looking at the Hull one It seems that it was a conscious descision to do it that way this season and I get the parody of the "Sky Sports " charade.
Some eminent posters Brian Mc for example posted that they couldnt work out which was made up and which was fact and I feel that way sometimes as well so I have stopped reading them .
All is just my opinion of course and if QPRDAve had used"IMO" a bit in his posts he may have got an easier ride . ...maybe  |  | | |
| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 08:18 - Dec 20 with 1660 views | Pablo_Hoopsta |
| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 18:20 - Dec 19 by Northernr |
Definitely not that young. 30 now and mum didn't have me until she was 30 so quite an old family. Lost both my grans in the last six weeks or so. |
Ah mate I am so sorry, my sincere condolences to you and your family.
The break in is a hideous counter worry you just don't need, I hope the fückers find the fleas of a thousand camels infest their nether regions.
I hope the rest of this month treats you well and you can start 2015 in good form. We here are all with you. [Post edited 20 Dec 2014 8:19]
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| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 09:02 - Dec 20 with 1631 views | Northernr |
| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 07:59 - Dec 20 by essextaxiboy |
Sorry to hear about your crap week Clive , Respect for such a proffessional preview. You could have been forgiven for swerving it this week .
On the press conference , I have to nail my colours to the mast and say that I am not keen on it .
I had an exchange with Clive on here a few games ago about it which led to him putting "If you dont like it dont click on it " in the title ...Fair enough . I would never dig him out in secret on Twitter or the like .
I didnt post on the QPR Dave thread because he was digging a big hole and his objections were not the same as mine ..it got a bit silly .
Firstly the word "presser" to pinch a Northism really boils my piss . I realise Clive uses it in parody but it never fails to irritate me.I stopped following The QPR Media "team" for this among other things
Mainly I just think reporting the conference in that style invites all of the posters who cant stand the manager whatever he does to have a free for all in slagging him off a day or two before a game , have a look at the previous ones which i think bear me out . It just invites negativity IMO
In fairness I felt previously that Clive was doing in that way to have a go at the manager for results and performances but looking at the Hull one It seems that it was a conscious descision to do it that way this season and I get the parody of the "Sky Sports " charade.
Some eminent posters Brian Mc for example posted that they couldnt work out which was made up and which was fact and I feel that way sometimes as well so I have stopped reading them .
All is just my opinion of course and if QPRDAve had used"IMO" a bit in his posts he may have got an easier ride . ...maybe |
Not wanting to speak for Dave, but personally I don't even think he believed what he was saying himself. Dave wasn't offended by the press conference thread at all. However he was angry with me from the immigration thread row a few weeks before and was desperate to make out that me taking the pis out of Harry was some form of 'racism' to show me up as hypocrite for deleting the Muslim bashing threads but then writing that. He got so caught up with it that he ended up hammering away at a point he knows himself is nonsense.
The bloke who started if off on Twitter wasn't somebody I knew if previously, but by half a dozen accounts he's a well known wind up merchant gobshte on there and I was his latest sad little project. So he'll be ignored.
To your point Essex - some people on here like Harry, others don't. That isn't influenced by my thread. If I did a serious round up those that don't like him would still pick fault. If I did no thread at all somebody else would post what he said and people would still pick fault.
Overall I'm amazed at the strong feelings on both sides. When did the fcking world get so serious? The British have existed for centuries on stoic self deprecation, piss taking and taking as little seriously as possible. This descent into constantly looking for things to be offended by and pursue an apology for us almost certainly the EU's doing.
Presser will be back next week. Meantime you're all top top, fantastic people. |  | | |
| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 09:11 - Dec 20 with 1622 views | ShotKneesHoop |
| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 09:02 - Dec 20 by Northernr |
Not wanting to speak for Dave, but personally I don't even think he believed what he was saying himself. Dave wasn't offended by the press conference thread at all. However he was angry with me from the immigration thread row a few weeks before and was desperate to make out that me taking the pis out of Harry was some form of 'racism' to show me up as hypocrite for deleting the Muslim bashing threads but then writing that. He got so caught up with it that he ended up hammering away at a point he knows himself is nonsense.
The bloke who started if off on Twitter wasn't somebody I knew if previously, but by half a dozen accounts he's a well known wind up merchant gobshte on there and I was his latest sad little project. So he'll be ignored.
To your point Essex - some people on here like Harry, others don't. That isn't influenced by my thread. If I did a serious round up those that don't like him would still pick fault. If I did no thread at all somebody else would post what he said and people would still pick fault.
Overall I'm amazed at the strong feelings on both sides. When did the fcking world get so serious? The British have existed for centuries on stoic self deprecation, piss taking and taking as little seriously as possible. This descent into constantly looking for things to be offended by and pursue an apology for us almost certainly the EU's doing.
Presser will be back next week. Meantime you're all top top, fantastic people. |
Dontcha mean "Fentestick?"
The whole point is that - if the actual Pressers are quoted word for word, they're even more bizarre than Clive's interpretation of them.
Really look forward to the next one, which I'm sure will be full of "get a few loanees in from the Lane" | |
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| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 09:21 - Dec 20 with 1611 views | Pablo_Hoopsta |
NorthernR:
QTE
When did the fcking world get so serious? The British have existed for centuries on stoic self deprecation, piss taking and taking as little seriously as possible. This descent into constantly looking for things to be offended by and pursue an apology for us almost certainly the EU's doing.
UQTE
Never a truer word said. I agree entirely. | | | |
| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 10:21 - Dec 20 with 1582 views | ShotKneesHoop |
I'd like to blame the EU for QPR giving a 4 year contract to R'SWiPe, unfortunately even I can't stretch it that far!!!
At the next Presser, I would like Bagpuss to be asked what are the chances of the little sheet of Izal ever being allowed on the pitch again. It worried me that he was on the bench against Everton,
And the pantomime season is coming up.
Expect shouts of "The ball, it's behind you" and " He has to score - oh no he's not!" if that happens.
Football's version of Buttons - never gets to the ball. | |
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| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 12:25 - Dec 20 with 1531 views | essextaxiboy |
3 at the back today with SWP at right wing back ? | | | |
| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 13:05 - Dec 20 with 1510 views | ShotKneesHoop |
| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 12:25 - Dec 20 by essextaxiboy |
3 at the back today with SWP at right wing back ? |
Over my dead body!
I trust this is a bad taste wind up. | |
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| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 13:22 - Dec 20 with 1496 views | kensalriser |
I think we should give SWP another run out. Still has some pace, is a trier and our other wingers are out of form. Also scored the winner at Chelsea let us not forget. |  |
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| Will we get an 'arry presser thread? on 14:35 - Dec 20 with 1460 views | ShotKneesHoop |
See other post. He looks more suited to his role as Santa Claus than as a footballer.
Rudolph has the same attributes but I don't see anyone advocating him playing on the wing. | |
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