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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment 20:00 - Sep 4 with 12870 viewsPhil_S

Seeing as this was being discussed on a different thread I thought it deserved a thread all of its own

What is your favourite moment from 13 years+ of JackArmy.net/Planet Swans?

For me it will always be Paltalkjack's meltdown where he accused me of cyber stalking him and was off to tell the police all about it. Monty was involved too.

I can even remember where I was reading it - was sat in a hotel room in Worthing with slow wifi but tears pouring down my cheeks as he went around in circles!
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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:00 - Sep 4 with 2243 viewsMrSwerve

The failed driving test (morristonmonkey?)

Kieran's drug/alcopop fuelled posts about NDizz and 'handling this technology'.

Dav's meltdown has to be up there too.
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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:02 - Sep 4 with 2232 viewsJackfath

Monty crashing outside the Post Office because the sun was in his eyes.

Monty going mental because someone took a photo of half the West Stand and he happened to be in it.
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POSTER OF THE YEAR 2013. PROUD RECIPIENT OF THE SECOND PLANET SWANS LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD.
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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:02 - Sep 4 with 2233 viewsdickythorpe

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 20:45 - Sep 4 by Jackfath

I remember that. You bullied him off the site, never to return.


Oh I'm pretty sure he was an invented character by a long term user. No one could have been that "taken in"
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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:02 - Sep 4 with 2232 viewsjackharris

The dog being run down thread by Blaze.

Monty's trip to the post office and car accident.

Very proud to be voted Planet Swans Poster of the Year 2017 by my fellow posters. Especially on a site that nearly had 20 million impressions last year.
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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:06 - Sep 4 with 2218 viewsdickythorpe

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 20:59 - Sep 4 by jackharris

Matt the jacks melt down after the Havent and Waterlooville game!


Didnt he say he would have liked to have seen one of our own have their legs broken? Monk scored an own goal in that game - I'm sure he had some stick!!
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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:13 - Sep 4 with 2197 viewsFearOfAJackPlanet

'Les Ferdinand has signed for Reading' has stood the test of time, to be fair.

The finest days for me were the League 2 days on j.net with the league 2 board bringing together the basement teams' finest social f*ck-ups all in one place. Oxoman, stagmad, TheMong (hoo Yeesss), a few notable Darlington, Bury and Rochdale fans and so on...funny as f*ck.

Enjoying the next level
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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:16 - Sep 4 with 2183 viewsMrSwerve

Besic.

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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:16 - Sep 4 with 2182 viewsPhileas_Fogg

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:06 - Sep 4 by dickythorpe

Didnt he say he would have liked to have seen one of our own have their legs broken? Monk scored an own goal in that game - I'm sure he had some stick!!


I pissed myself reading about your fire juggling neighbour. Monty's trip to the post office and Highjack jumping over the fence one Christmas were also funny as fcuk.
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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:17 - Sep 4 with 2175 viewsdickythorpe

The " forum maturity test"

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Never got further than 20 odd and some would get terribly wound up by those who hijacked it

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Nipples
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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:18 - Sep 4 with 2167 viewsSweyns_Eye

The Dimi v Monty threads.

The hole behind Monty's toilet thread where he was accused of perving on the old woman in the flat below.

Darran getting banned and posting from the library.

Hitman's and the Geordies.

I think my favourite though was Planet Swans breaking the news of the Cardiff shirt rebrand as the post was made by someone whose brother had got wind of it, the reaction on here, the thread being spotted on the Cardiff boards and ripped apart, the abuse, the denial and then the truth came out and the inevitable reaction which got to about 50 pages if I recall.

"After the war is over I'm going to buy a British radio set - then at least I'll own something that has always worked". Hermann Goring, 1943.
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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:18 - Sep 4 with 2164 viewsMrSwerve

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:17 - Sep 4 by dickythorpe

The " forum maturity test"

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Never got further than 20 odd and some would get terribly wound up by those who hijacked it

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Nipples


Ah yes, and the sneaky completion through the night. Who was it?
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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:22 - Sep 4 with 2143 viewsBrynmill_Jack

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 20:05 - Sep 4 by ItchySphincter

Too many Monty moments to mention. Invisible badges an driving tests made for entertaining reads too. Also the day Blackpool won the playoffs and got promoted to the PL.


Wasn't there a thread by Dave entitled "fire up the proton" ?
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Each time I go to Bedd - au........................

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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:22 - Sep 4 with 2140 viewsdickythorpe

The "Most pointless Evening Post story" thread was very amusing.

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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:27 - Sep 4 with 2122 viewsSweyns_Eye

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:22 - Sep 4 by dickythorpe

The "Most pointless Evening Post story" thread was very amusing.



It certainly was.

"After the war is over I'm going to buy a British radio set - then at least I'll own something that has always worked". Hermann Goring, 1943.
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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:29 - Sep 4 with 2112 viewsDyfnant

Undoubtedly the Guestbook saga with the bird from the coffee ads, I almost dies of dehydration laughing

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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:32 - Sep 4 with 2096 viewsdickythorpe

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:29 - Sep 4 by Dyfnant

Undoubtedly the Guestbook saga with the bird from the coffee ads, I almost dies of dehydration laughing


She had to totally re do her website and now has no guest book.
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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:33 - Sep 4 with 2090 viewsJackfath

Sarah Applewood. Still my friend.

FACT.

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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:35 - Sep 4 with 2081 viewsdickythorpe

The "swap shop" section where Baker was always getting "used panties" deleted by the mods.
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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:37 - Sep 4 with 2071 viewsDyfnant

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:33 - Sep 4 by Jackfath

Sarah Applewood. Still my friend.

FACT.


What's she up to now

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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:38 - Sep 4 with 2062 viewsJackfath

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:37 - Sep 4 by Dyfnant

What's she up to now


She was acting as Marilyn. She sends her love.

I used to like posting on Y FFrowmmm Cymreag in Welsh and having it deleted as i was ruining the fffforwm.

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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:40 - Sep 4 with 2054 viewswaynekerr55

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:38 - Sep 4 by Jackfath

She was acting as Marilyn. She sends her love.

I used to like posting on Y FFrowmmm Cymreag in Welsh and having it deleted as i was ruining the fffforwm.


I enjoyed the LIAR, HYPOCRITE and CHARLATAN thread.

In fact I love anything that involves PERCH, as RANCOUR always flows!

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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:40 - Sep 4 with 2053 viewsdickythorpe

Hitman chopsing Russy, who took him up on his invite to come up the house if you think you are hard enough
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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:43 - Sep 4 with 2048 viewsdickythorpe

Also the "strange looking lights in sky on M4 by Margam" thread used to crop up every so often.
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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:43 - Sep 4 with 2047 viewsJackfath

Going on Friday evening visits to other lower league forums and speaking utter shit to them all night.

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You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:48 - Sep 4 with 2030 viewswaynekerr55

You'r Favourite Ever Planet Swans/Jackarmy.net Moment on 21:43 - Sep 4 by Jackfath

Going on Friday evening visits to other lower league forums and speaking utter shit to them all night.


What did they call you? Did they get angry? Did you get a ban? Or did you invite them round for high tea with Dom?

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