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Reply | Valiant Super U's to overcome PV at the JCS tonight
at 12:56 11 Mar 2025
Has anyone told the Wombles not to celebrate tonight? Don’t want to be upsetting the little orchids feelings again do we.
Clean sheet tonight would be great, anything else a bonus under the circumstances.
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Reply | Harrogate coach drop off point
at 12:44 11 Mar 2025
Not only does this fall well below the standards that a league club should provide it is also unfair on clubs like Morecambe, Fleetwwod etc that have spent a fortune providing facilities suitable for a league club in 2025. |
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Reply | Stop it! It's not big or clever.
at 08:58 11 Mar 2025
I’m closing in on the 92 but I’ve still got wolves to go. I’m looking forward to it and I had a ticket for the Forest game at the start of the year but I was ill.
As the joke goes… I had the shits over Christmas….
….never mind they’re back at school on Tuesday.
Like most prem clubs I had to first pay to be a member before I could buy a ticket. Most other clubs just bombard you with marketing emails and wouldn’t give you the steam off of their piss. Wolves on the other hand sent me a gift of a really classy Matt black metal water bottle with Wolves logo all over it. I was well chuffed.
It was similar to this one and hence I’m now a closet Wooluf.
https://shop.wolves.co.uk/gifts-accessories/homeware/mugs-and-glassware/5459_bla
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Reply | Former U's
at 17:42 10 Mar 2025
Is it available with sub-titles?
Pleased he’s enjoying it. It must be strange for him not having his own ‘fans’ shouting abuse at him. Doesn’t sound like he was too upset to leave. |
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Reply | Stop it! It's not big or clever.
at 17:01 10 Mar 2025
When the worlds most powerful man wants Gaza to be ethnically cleansed, so he and his mates can cash in on its real estate value as a holiday destination. Just where is that on the evil scale? Yet there’s no outrage, we just accept it. I mean, really, we are just kidding ourselves that the world can survive this shit? We are already at 1938 German.
Even US telly are taking the piss out of us, they showed Starmer offering the state visit and followed it with “and would you like me to sweep your chimney while I’m here” in a groveling Dick Van Dyke cockney accent.
Trust me, partying is the only appropriate action. It all looks far better through the bottom of a beer/wine glass. [Post edited 10 Mar 17:05]
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Reply | Stop it! It's not big or clever.
at 16:06 10 Mar 2025
On a serious note, does anyone think the current forms of Financial Fair Play are working?
I welcomed their introduction, but instead of stopping billionaires from buying trophies, the dependence on gate receipts is making it vital for top teams to screw their fans for every penny they can. They don’t realistically have any choice if they want to compete.
In my opinion, it was far better when Arbramovich was buying silverware with his pocket money than the situation today where real fans can’t afford to go, the atmosphere is dead and the PL is now just a fad for the prawn sarnies to post on their social media.
I’m not sure how it can be put right, players selling for over £100 million, players, agents, TV bosses and PL, EFL hangers on making millions when 3 million people are using foodbanks in the UK and half the supporters can barely pay their mortgage. It’s so badly broken, I doubt there’s much hope.
I guess that’s not just football, when you’ve got the world’s richest man celebrating because he’s closed down a charity that provided food and medicine to the worlds poorest children. World leaders that act like babies and have egos so fragile, yet they have the power to destroy the world at the press of a button.
Electric cars and recycling your yoghurt pots, it’s all pointless, I can’t see the human race lasting another 100 years, I think we should just party our way into oblivion.
That’s my excuse anyway…… |
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Reply | Stop it! It's not big or clever.
at 14:51 10 Mar 2025
Holy crap! I’m not sure football matters anymore! I don’t know what time Donald normally wakes up, but an EU country sinking one of ‘the fleet’ isn’t going to help his cornflakes down, is it?
Reading the news about the marine accident in the Humber. The tanker crew are OK, but fingers crossed for those on the cargo ship. The MV Stena Immaculate, (by all accounts almost stationary at the time), is one of only 10 tankers the US military use in times of potential conflict and it’s been rammed by a Portuguese ship.
Just off to look up data on nuclear fall out zones and to check my proximity to Lisbon. [Post edited 10 Mar 14:57]
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Reply | Stop it! It's not big or clever.
at 13:44 10 Mar 2025
On a similar theme I hear it's going well for my mate Jimmy 'bollox to the NHS I want the money' Ratcliffe at ManUre.
The chant most sung by the home fans at yesterdays match was
Jim Ratcliffe’s a @un#
Jim Ratcliffe’s a @uuun#…
Just like the Glazers..
Jim Ratcliffe’s a @un#..
The more I see, the happier I am in L1/L2 with our MrC. |
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Reply | Harrogate coach drop off point
at 13:34 10 Mar 2025
When you think that Gateshead had to give up their play-off spot last year because they couldn't give assurances about their ground, then it does make a farce of the EFL.
Clubs who cannot cater for the disabled should not be in the league. It really is that simple. [Post edited 10 Mar 13:34]
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Thread | Stop it! It's not big or clever.
at 13:20 10 Mar 2025
................oh, sod it, let's go for it!
I'm wetting myself with laughter. Even more so now I've looked at the teams Wolves have got in the run in.
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cjevk7pjg53o
Some of the stories I hear from former business associates about loyal supporters having boxes for 20+ years at PissPoorman Road, only to be royally shafted in the extreme when then got promoted, some of them I'm told couldn't afford the ridiculous increases so they asked for ordinary season tickets instead of their box, only to be told sorry they're all sold out.
You gotta love a bit of Karma |
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Reply | Super U's to clip Robins' wings at Whaddon Road
at 10:53 9 Mar 2025
We are probably the first team this season that's gone to Whaddon Road and stood up to their cheating.
Despite all our managerial changes over the years we are lucky that RC has never entertained the idea of employing a cheating shithousery specialist. |
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Reply | Super U's to clip Robins' wings at Whaddon Road
at 09:02 9 Mar 2025
He was poor at Walsall and Swinedon and now he’s being found out again. Hasn’t won in four games and I guess the pressure is on, because we all know that you are not allowed to lose to Colchester, it's a sackable offense.
In all seriousness, narrowly relegated last season, the board must have hoped for an immediate return to L1, but instead they are watching the typical L2 tripe that he is serving up and with 11 games still to go (and on current form), their season is all ready over. I can't see him being there in August unless there is some miracle.
Quite an impressive man-baby tantrum all the same. Hope didums hasn’t fallen off his bottom lip this morning  [Post edited 9 Mar 9:48]
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Reply | Madeira v big C
at 18:15 8 Mar 2025
That’s such sad and shocking news. It’s a big thing to share with us and I’m sure I speak for everyone in sending our love and in wishing you the best of luck for the future. It sounds like you’ve got some great people around you.
One day at a time and all that and be sure to enjoy the good days.
I would be pleased to chip in a few quid but the link isn’t working for me? [Post edited 8 Mar 18:16]
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Reply | Super U's to clip Robins' wings at Whaddon Road
at 17:57 8 Mar 2025
What an afternoon of sport! Watching the U’s ride their luck on the laptop, to bring home a superb 3 points, whilst simultaneously waving my massive cock at the TV. More specifically, that’s a massive cockerel hat, as the French ripped apart the Irish in the 6 Nations. Back to the footie, how was that not a penalty? I thought I’d got the sports mixed up when Flanagan took their bloke out. I guess it makes up for some of the refs earlier in the season. Either way I’m not complaining!
Marchons, Marchons…..
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Reply | Former U's
at 12:43 7 Mar 2025
That is getting dangerously close to being as bad as one of my jokes 
Lucky Jim's not around to 'Fix it' for him!!! [Post edited 7 Mar 12:49]
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Reply | Super U's to secure three more promotion points against ChezVegas tonight
at 20:59 4 Mar 2025
i’ve never liked the bloke but I’ve come respect him immensely. He’s tried his best, but I fear he may be in danger of losing too much of his family’s wealth if he doesn’t get out soon. I don’t see any credible succession.
In life, I’m a firm believer of ‘better the devil you know’ so I wouldn’t call for him to go, but if there’s a change, so be it. I don’t fancy being a yanks plaything, especially at the moment.  |
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Reply | Franchise to come unstuck against the Super U's at Stadium MK
at 18:37 4 Mar 2025
I’m afraid I can only manage a misogynistic PE teacher joke, that’s older than Lyle…..
A PE teacher is off sick and the school draft in a domestic science teacher as cover. She sees a boy standing all on his own and not running around with all the other kids.
She takes pity on him and says, “are you OK there?”
“Yes, fine” says the boy.
“Why don’t you join in and run around with all the other boys?”
“Best I stay here” he says.
In a sad tone she replies “..but why is that my darling?”
The boy looks at her and says…
…….. “because I’m the goalkeeper”. |
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