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Back in the day when I had a good seat in Loft Lower I was sat close to a bloke who was sort of modelled on Peter Griffin from Family Guy. Rangers were playing Man City in whatever the League Cup was called. Their keeper for the night was vaguely familiar.
"Seaman! When did you last see your cock you f'in fat c##t?" he enquired.
This was followed by stifled laughter and mutterings of pots and kettles from those around him. Give him his due he soon came up with "I know. F off"