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Operation 21:49 - Oct 12 with 1166 viewsSaintNick

I went to the doctors today and said, "I seem to have a few spoons stuck in my throat"
He replied, "It's nothing serious ... you just need to have utensils taken out"

Satisfying The Bloodlust Of The Masses In Peacetime

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Operation on 07:09 - Oct 13 with 1052 viewsNumber_58

I hope that's tong in cheek.
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Operation on 12:11 - Oct 13 with 960 viewsericofarabia

Operation on 07:09 - Oct 13 by Number_58

I hope that's tong in cheek.


Fork me, that is poor, even by your standards!
Definitely not Top Drawer quality which is ironically where the cutlery is normally kept 🙄
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Operation on 13:21 - Oct 13 with 921 viewsTimSaint

Luke Skywalker & Obi Wan Kenobi were in a restaurant eating with chopsticks. Spotting that his friend was struggling with the cutlery, Obi Wan said “use the forks, Luke”.

How did Reese eat her ice cream? Witherspoon.

I watched an eclipse through my colander, now I’ve strained my eyes.

I took my giant spoon to my cookery class last night. It caused quite a stir.
[Post edited 13 Oct 2020 13:50]

TimSaint

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Operation on 19:39 - Oct 13 with 808 viewsRonManager

Two fish in a tank. One says to the other "How do you drive this thing?"

I can remember when the internet was all fields

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