| We've never had an Austrian 10:25 - Apr 21 with 15906 views | SonofNorfolt |
Not the title of a Half Man Half Biscuit song but nationalities that have never worn the hoops.
I can't think of any Swiss either.
Nor Estonia, Lithuania, Russia,Romania, Moldova,Greece,Nth Macedonia, Slovakia, Albania, Ukraine, none of the Caucasas.
Plenty of Africans, West Indians, South Americans no Colombians unfortunately.
Someone please tell me that Josef Schicklgruber played one match in the '90's. |  | | |  |
| We've never had an Austrian on 01:36 - Apr 22 with 1635 views | distortR |
| We've never had an Austrian on 23:25 - Apr 21 by SonofNorfolt |
Have you got my book?
Special Nigel Mansell edition. |
Mate, I need to sort out getting your book, but he could suck the life out of everything! |  | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 06:39 - Apr 22 with 1614 views | Northernr |
| We've never had an Austrian on 20:05 - Apr 21 by kensalriser |
Well it started out as EU and then morphed into Europe-ish.
In which case as well as IOM we'll need Leichtenstein, Andorra, San Marino, Monaco, Georgia, Faroe Isles, Georgia, Kosovo, Montenegro, North Macedonia, Serbia, Albania, Belarus, Russia, Moldova and Ukraine. Did I miss any? |
Doudou was born in Monaco so we do actually have one for that. |  | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 09:08 - Apr 22 with 1557 views | derbyhoop |
| We've never had an Austrian on 15:52 - Apr 21 by aston_hoop |
Theres an Albanian kid in the youth team I think so thats one to add later on assuming he makes it! |
Mema, isn't it. Plays for U18s,. Or at least he did when they played any games. |  |
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| We've never had an Austrian on 11:32 - Apr 22 with 1516 views | francisbowles |
Correction for the list, Goodridge is Barbados and Wells is Bermuda. [Post edited 22 Apr 2020 11:33]
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| We've never had an Austrian on 11:35 - Apr 22 with 1511 views | distortR |
The title of this thread reminds me of an old spitting images tune-
'I've never met a nice South African'.
Maybe we could adapt it -
'We've never had a footballing Austrian,
and it's not bloody surprising man,
because they're not very good at football especially when you consider our budgetary restraints'.
Struggling a bit to make the last line scan. | | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 12:04 - Apr 22 with 1498 views | SonofNorfolt |
| We've never had an Austrian on 11:35 - Apr 22 by distortR |
The title of this thread reminds me of an old spitting images tune-
'I've never met a nice South African'.
Maybe we could adapt it -
'We've never had a footballing Austrian,
and it's not bloody surprising man,
because they're not very good at football especially when you consider our budgetary restraints'.
Struggling a bit to make the last line scan. |
When I typed the headline I sort of thought that.
Didn't Austria have one of the best teams in the World in the '30's? | | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 12:56 - Apr 22 with 1467 views | ChesterfieldR |
Niko Kranjcar has an Austrian passport. Will that do? | | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 13:37 - Apr 22 with 1441 views | DannyPaddox |
My first thought reading the thread was I’ve never seen a Nipple In The Daily Express by the wonderful John Cooper Clarke.
I’ve seen Juan Mata take a corner by the Lower Loft
Or was it Fat Frank cos Juan went soft?
Ive seen hot water flow from the Ellerslie Taps
Which may be compulsory after lockdown perhaps
Ive seen Guinness ready to be served in the Blue & White Bar
But I’ve never seen an Austrian at QPR |  | | |
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| We've never had an Austrian on 13:39 - Apr 22 with 1439 views | SonofNorfolt |
| We've never had an Austrian on 13:37 - Apr 22 by DannyPaddox |
My first thought reading the thread was I’ve never seen a Nipple In The Daily Express by the wonderful John Cooper Clarke.
I’ve seen Juan Mata take a corner by the Lower Loft
Or was it Fat Frank cos Juan went soft?
Ive seen hot water flow from the Ellerslie Taps
Which may be compulsory after lockdown perhaps
Ive seen Guinness ready to be served in the Blue & White Bar
But I’ve never seen an Austrian at QPR |
Very good. | | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 19:31 - Apr 22 with 1357 views | kensalriser |
If it's from HITC any relationship to the truth is purely coincidental. |  |
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| We've never had an Austrian on 23:46 - Apr 22 with 1305 views | SuffolkHoop |
May have already been mentioned but we currently have an U23's player from Guyana.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Duke-McKenna
It seems he's a scouser but a full Guyana international. Can we have that? [Post edited 22 Apr 2020 23:51]
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| We've never had an Austrian on 08:14 - Apr 23 with 1266 views | distortR |
| We've never had an Austrian on 12:04 - Apr 22 by SonofNorfolt |
When I typed the headline I sort of thought that.
Didn't Austria have one of the best teams in the World in the '30's? |
Austria/Germany had some of the best beaches in the 40's.
We just don't use those maps anymore. | | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 08:44 - Apr 23 with 1251 views | distortR |
QPR did, and possibly do, have an under 18 who played in the Somalian team in the conifa cup that ended with the Isle of Man walking home in a huff over player registration or something. | | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 08:52 - Apr 23 with 1241 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| We've never had an Austrian on 08:44 - Apr 23 by distortR |
QPR did, and possibly do, have an under 18 who played in the Somalian team in the conifa cup that ended with the Isle of Man walking home in a huff over player registration or something. |
They walked home?
Ahm, where was the game? |  |
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| We've never had an Austrian on 08:54 - Apr 23 with 1237 views | distortR |
| We've never had an Austrian on 08:52 - Apr 23 by BrianMcCarthy |
They walked home?
Ahm, where was the game? |
ok. Rolled. 3 legs and all that. | | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 08:57 - Apr 23 with 1233 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| We've never had an Austrian on 08:54 - Apr 23 by distortR |
ok. Rolled. 3 legs and all that. |
Or swam? | |
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| We've never had an Austrian on 08:59 - Apr 23 with 1232 views | dublinr |
Can't be arsed to read the whole thread, but if we need a Serbian, I give you Dusko Tosic. Good player too. | |
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| We've never had an Austrian on 09:06 - Apr 23 with 1222 views | distortR |
| We've never had an Austrian on 08:57 - Apr 23 by BrianMcCarthy |
Or swam? |
we've got a secret land-bridge. | | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 18:47 - Apr 23 with 1149 views | aston_hoop |
Wow they're like London buses! |  |
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| We've never had an Austrian on 18:58 - Apr 23 with 1145 views | Northernr |
| We've never had an Austrian on 08:59 - Apr 23 by dublinr |
Can't be arsed to read the whole thread, but if we need a Serbian, I give you Dusko Tosic. Good player too. |
Shout!
We were often linked with Erjon Bogdani a big Albanian striker during our money years - looked bloody good at ours in a pre season friendly with Chievo one summer. Alas... | | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 19:44 - Apr 23 with 1127 views | SonofNorfolt |
| We've never had an Austrian on 18:58 - Apr 23 by Northernr |
Shout!
We were often linked with Erjon Bogdani a big Albanian striker during our money years - looked bloody good at ours in a pre season friendly with Chievo one summer. Alas... |
Bogdani scored the winner for Cesena against us pre-season in 2011. | | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 21:06 - Apr 23 with 1105 views | hubble |
Steve Morrow came from the future.... |  |
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