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How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? 17:09 - Aug 28 with 9680 viewsJackfath

What are the best humane methods to deter the cat from emptying his guts all over the garden?

Any tips which actually work?

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How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 19:16 - Mar 13 with 1203 viewsBrynCartwright

Cut the grass for the first time today.

I removed over 30 individual piles of cat shit from a lawn about 20m by 15m before cutting and then still missed a few.

Little furry bastards!

What happened to Mo Wives?

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How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 19:26 - Mar 13 with 1178 viewsFlashberryjack

How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 19:16 - Mar 13 by BrynCartwright

Cut the grass for the first time today.

I removed over 30 individual piles of cat shit from a lawn about 20m by 15m before cutting and then still missed a few.

Little furry bastards!

What happened to Mo Wives?

Used to like his posts.


I've got three potted trees in my front garden, the dirty little feckers have been sh*tting in the pots.
I've fitted weld mesh covers over the pots, they now sh*t in someone elses (except their owners) garden now.

Irresponsible cat owners are just as bad as irresponsible dog owners.

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How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 19:26 - Mar 13 with 1176 viewslifelong

How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 19:16 - Mar 13 by BrynCartwright

Cut the grass for the first time today.

I removed over 30 individual piles of cat shit from a lawn about 20m by 15m before cutting and then still missed a few.

Little furry bastards!

What happened to Mo Wives?

Used to like his posts.


I have the same problem Bryn, cat shite everywhere, there’s people living nearby who have 5 cats, wtf???.
I have 3 bird nest boxes up and have loads of birds in the garden, I’m on permanent cat watch this time of the year.
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How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 19:29 - Mar 13 with 1168 viewsDarran

Air rifle is the correct answer.

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How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 19:59 - Mar 13 with 1140 viewsjack2jack

I've shovelled tons of the sticky brown stuff into next doors garden, that'll teach em not to let their flee bitten bag of crap come into ours and sh!t everywhere.
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How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 20:07 - Mar 13 with 1133 viewsBrynCartwright

How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 19:26 - Mar 13 by Flashberryjack

I've got three potted trees in my front garden, the dirty little feckers have been sh*tting in the pots.
I've fitted weld mesh covers over the pots, they now sh*t in someone elses (except their owners) garden now.

Irresponsible cat owners are just as bad as irresponsible dog owners.


Last time I saw my next door neighbour that has 4 (FOUR) cats, she laughingly apologised if there were a load of dead animal bodies on our side of the hedge from her murderous little feckers activities.

I felt like collecting all her cat's shite today, sticking it in a bag and hanging it from her front door handle.

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How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 20:49 - Mar 13 with 1104 viewsFlashberryjack

How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 20:07 - Mar 13 by BrynCartwright

Last time I saw my next door neighbour that has 4 (FOUR) cats, she laughingly apologised if there were a load of dead animal bodies on our side of the hedge from her murderous little feckers activities.

I felt like collecting all her cat's shite today, sticking it in a bag and hanging it from her front door handle.


I've a small walled vegetable patch, the ba*tards almost filled it with shyte, I've had to make a wooden frame and cover it with pea mesh, especially after it's been turned over.

They also killed all the fledglings, from a sparrow and Robin that nested at the bottom of my garden last year, if I still had my old terriers, there wouldn't be a single cat in my garden, that's for sure.

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How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 21:37 - Mar 13 with 1083 viewsBrynCartwright

How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 20:49 - Mar 13 by Flashberryjack

I've a small walled vegetable patch, the ba*tards almost filled it with shyte, I've had to make a wooden frame and cover it with pea mesh, especially after it's been turned over.

They also killed all the fledglings, from a sparrow and Robin that nested at the bottom of my garden last year, if I still had my old terriers, there wouldn't be a single cat in my garden, that's for sure.


I've subscribed to this Aussie feller on You Tube for one time. He's got it right...and well worth a few minutes viewing.


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How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 22:08 - Mar 13 with 1059 viewsFlashberryjack

How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 21:37 - Mar 13 by BrynCartwright

I've subscribed to this Aussie feller on You Tube for one time. He's got it right...and well worth a few minutes viewing.



Far to complicated for me, anyway I've given both a good squirt with the garden hose, but the feckers still come back.

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How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 01:22 - Mar 14 with 1023 viewsjedijack

How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 17:40 - Aug 28 by Flashberryjack

I bloody hate irresponsible cat owners that think it's acceptable to allow their cat to sh*t in other peoples gardens.
I've tried everything legal to persuade them to sh*t somewhere else, but to no avail.


I've told my cat a number of times to stop doing it but he just won't listen :)

To stop him shitting in my borders, I found plum slate to be most effective. Advised next door to do the same after they'd complained to me about it and now he goes next door but one.
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How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 06:23 - Mar 14 with 992 viewsjackal

I asked the guy who sits next to me at the stadium about this very thing.

He said enthusiastically that I should put fox sh*t down.

When I said that I didn't know where to get some and that I'd then have a garden full of fox sh*t instead, he lost interest.
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How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 08:01 - Mar 14 with 972 viewsBrynmill_Jack

How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 17:34 - Aug 28 by Jackfath

It's a big ginger tom that's doing the shitting.


Embrace your new found friend. He will ensure your premises are rat free. If you want to get on his good side cook him roast chicken and leave some single cream out for him.

As for the aftermath, just pick the logs up and Put them in your lavatory . It’s a small price to pay for peace of mind .

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How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 08:02 - Mar 14 with 971 viewsBrynmill_Jack

How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 19:16 - Mar 13 by BrynCartwright

Cut the grass for the first time today.

I removed over 30 individual piles of cat shit from a lawn about 20m by 15m before cutting and then still missed a few.

Little furry bastards!

What happened to Mo Wives?

Used to like his posts.


That there is verging on hate speech mister.

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How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 09:05 - Mar 14 with 941 viewssainthelens

How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 08:01 - Mar 14 by Brynmill_Jack

Embrace your new found friend. He will ensure your premises are rat free. If you want to get on his good side cook him roast chicken and leave some single cream out for him.

As for the aftermath, just pick the logs up and Put them in your lavatory . It’s a small price to pay for peace of mind .


I'll get rid of yer rats if you give me a whole roast chicken Brynnie.
Can't promise I won't sht in yer garden tho.
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How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 10:28 - Mar 14 with 904 viewsEbo

How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 17:13 - Aug 28 by builthjack

Get yourself a bigger cat than the visiting one


Next time the circus comes to town, ask them for some lion shit. Cats don’t go near the garden then.

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How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 10:32 - Mar 14 with 904 viewsEbo

How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 17:40 - Aug 28 by Flashberryjack

I bloody hate irresponsible cat owners that think it's acceptable to allow their cat to sh*t in other peoples gardens.
I've tried everything legal to persuade them to sh*t somewhere else, but to no avail.


You can’t stop a cat going anywhere when they are out unfortunately. I’m lucky my cat is a house cat. Our last one was poisoned with anti-freeze left out in milk by a kunt of a neighbour. 3 cats dead in the street. They moved out shortly after the police got involved.

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How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 10:49 - Mar 14 with 899 viewsbuilthjack

Cats keep the rats and mice away. We should be thankful for that.

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How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 12:33 - Mar 14 with 869 viewsBrynCartwright

How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 08:02 - Mar 14 by Brynmill_Jack

That there is verging on hate speech mister.


How come Brynno?

Mo Wives not your cup of tea was he?

I do remember him being outspoken, but often in an entertaining way.

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How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 13:55 - Mar 14 with 839 viewsFlashberryjack

How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 08:01 - Mar 14 by Brynmill_Jack

Embrace your new found friend. He will ensure your premises are rat free. If you want to get on his good side cook him roast chicken and leave some single cream out for him.

As for the aftermath, just pick the logs up and Put them in your lavatory . It’s a small price to pay for peace of mind .


Clean the shyte of someone else's pet ? like f*ck

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How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 13:58 - Mar 14 with 833 viewsBrynmill_Jack

How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 12:33 - Mar 14 by BrynCartwright

How come Brynno?

Mo Wives not your cup of tea was he?

I do remember him being outspoken, but often in an entertaining way.


The little furry bastards remark! Cats have felines too you know !

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How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 14:00 - Mar 14 with 831 viewsFireboy2

How do you stop a cat from defecating in your garden? on 19:16 - Mar 13 by BrynCartwright

Cut the grass for the first time today.

I removed over 30 individual piles of cat shit from a lawn about 20m by 15m before cutting and then still missed a few.

Little furry bastards!

What happened to Mo Wives?

Used to like his posts.


20m x 15m?

Are you sure they arent tigers Bryn?
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