| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't 19:08 - Jul 17 with 4323 views | Sweyns_Eye |
When I grew up, cucumbers were always sliced into circles and the thinner the better. My wife however, always cuts them into 2 inch long quartered sticks. After 20+ years of marriage I still can't get used to this. It almost puts me off me tea. |  |
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| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 19:54 - Jul 17 with 4271 views | swanjackal |
I have an iron stomach, vomit, blood, excrement etc., nothing turns it......all except cucumbers and bananas. If my wife cut rings or lengths of cucumber for my tea, papers would be served. |  |
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Hypocritically hypocritical ! |
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| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 20:23 - Jul 17 with 4241 views | Banosswan |
I'm with you. Cucumber should only be cut in to lengths to go in duck pancakes. |  |
| Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws. | | Poll: | How do you like your steak? |
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| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 22:00 - Jul 17 with 4181 views | Highjack |
Winds me up when you buy a breakfast somewhere and they have the beans touching the egg. Should always put a barrier between the two I.e a sausage. |  |
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| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 22:22 - Jul 17 with 4162 views | jackportis |
Crap threads like this |  |
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| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 22:23 - Jul 17 with 4159 views | dickythorpe |
Needing a piss everytime a programme I want to watch is about to start. |  | | |
| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 22:33 - Jul 17 with 4144 views | Thursday |
"When I grew up, cucumbers were always sliced into circles and the thinner the better. My wife however, always cuts them into 2 inch long quartered sticks. After 20+ years of marriage I still can't get used to this. It almost puts me off me tea."
20+ years of marriage and she still isn't used to 2 inch long sticks, either. [Post edited 17 Jul 2015 22:34]
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| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 23:38 - Jul 17 with 4114 views | PozuelosSideys |
People who amble slowly in front of you or just stop for no apparent reason. Seriously, wise up is it? |  |
| "Michu, Britton and Williams could have won 3-0 on their own. They wouldn't have required a keeper." | | Poll: | Hattricks |
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| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 08:37 - Jul 18 with 4039 views | squarebear |
Are they checking their mobile phones? Knee them in the back then apologise. It worked for Tommy Smith.
I love women, me. They're kinder than men, they're nicer to look at, they don't start wars (I'm talking generally, like, no offence meant to Indira Ghandi) but what is going on with their spatial awareness? If I'm in Tesco you can be darned sure my trolley isn't going to get in anyone's way. I'm not going to stop in the middle of an aisle or (worse still) start pulling the trolley one-handed so it fans out like a metre-long metal veil behind me causing the entire aisle to jam up.
And if I want to chat to someone I will move out of the way not celebrate the fact I've found a friend by stopping parallel to their trolley to start yakking while a tailback develops. | | | |
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| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 08:48 - Jul 18 with 4031 views | squarebear |
Whilst I'm on my soapbox. We've got nice neighbours. Really decent people. I'd be gutted if they moved. But since he started working nights he's taken to washing his car at 7am on a Saturday.
We have our windows wide open (google "menopause" to learn the reasons why) so nowadays we celebrate the start of the weekend by listening to an hour and a quarter of Chinese water torture. | | | |
| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 10:28 - Jul 18 with 3986 views | perchrockjack |
Starkings.
Greedy, noisy and ungrateful.
Seaweed too and poo bags left on trees | |
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| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 10:44 - Jul 18 with 3978 views | Y_Cymro |
Cardiff city and their fans. | | | |
| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 11:50 - Jul 18 with 3939 views | waynekerr55 |
| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 22:00 - Jul 17 by Highjack |
Winds me up when you buy a breakfast somewhere and they have the beans touching the egg. Should always put a barrier between the two I.e a sausage. |
You are Alan Partridge and I claim my five pounds |  |
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| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 11:51 - Jul 18 with 3939 views | Flashberryjack |
| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 22:23 - Jul 17 by dickythorpe |
Needing a piss everytime a programme I want to watch is about to start. |
Could be worse. |  |
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| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 12:14 - Jul 18 with 3924 views | Jack_Meoff |
People who hog the middle lane on motorways. F*cking utter bulbs. |  |
| If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face--forever. |
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| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 13:04 - Jul 18 with 3890 views | jack247 |
The word 'methinks' | | | |
| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 13:23 - Jul 18 with 3867 views | Highjack |
| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 11:50 - Jul 18 by waynekerr55 |
You are Alan Partridge and I claim my five pounds |
I've never watched that bilge but that's one for the morcambe and wise thread. | |
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| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 22:49 - Jul 18 with 3786 views | waynekerr55 |
| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 12:14 - Jul 18 by Jack_Meoff |
People who hog the middle lane on motorways. F*cking utter bulbs. |
This.
What part about "stay left unless overtaking" don't they get?
Usually a people carrier, with a Sat Nav mounted and staring straight ahead, oblivious to what is going on behind and to the sides. | |
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| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 23:48 - Jul 18 with 3759 views | TheArtChappy |
Cups not in put away in the cupboard in the correct order. The cupboard is set eldest to youngest, that's the way I like it. | |
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| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 08:23 - Jul 19 with 3692 views | WarwickHunt |
| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 12:14 - Jul 18 by Jack_Meoff |
People who hog the middle lane on motorways. F*cking utter bulbs. |
Agree. The tw@ts who make a point of getting in the inside lane even when it's just for twenty seconds before they have to overtake a tanker that's doing 50 are just as bad though...
Don't get me started on undertaking... |  | | |
| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 09:09 - Jul 19 with 3668 views | monmouth |
| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 22:49 - Jul 18 by waynekerr55 |
This.
What part about "stay left unless overtaking" don't they get?
Usually a people carrier, with a Sat Nav mounted and staring straight ahead, oblivious to what is going on behind and to the sides. |
Or my old man. He hasn't left the middle lane since motorways were invented. |  |
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| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 09:23 - Jul 19 with 3656 views | Jackfath |
Rude people.
Smelly people.
Hypocritical people.
False people.
Inconsiderate people.
Dog shit. |  |
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| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 09:24 - Jul 19 with 3654 views | lifelong |
| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 12:14 - Jul 18 by Jack_Meoff |
People who hog the middle lane on motorways. F*cking utter bulbs. |
People that overtake on slip roads entering the motorway are just as bulbous. |  | | |
| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 09:42 - Jul 19 with 3637 views | jackal |
| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 12:14 - Jul 18 by Jack_Meoff |
People who hog the middle lane on motorways. F*cking utter bulbs. |
I with you all the way on this one. They turn a three lane motorway into a two lane one.
Bring back capital punishment for this. |  | | |
| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 10:18 - Jul 19 with 3617 views | waynekerr55 |
| Really petty things that annoy you but you know they shouldn't on 09:23 - Jul 19 by Jackfath |
Rude people.
Smelly people.
Hypocritical people.
False people.
Inconsiderate people.
Dog shit. |
You forgot CHARLATANS | |
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