| It’s only a laugh ! 10:11 - Aug 12 with 61156 views | KeithHaynes |
Put your jokes, pics etc right here 👍
Here’s one.
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 13:28 - Nov 29 with 2979 views | Joesus_Of_Narbereth |
Was reading Yul Bryyners autobiography and it was interesting to learn he had been a massive Liverpool fan but was thrown out and banned from Anfield because he smelled so bad.
Yul never wore cologne. |  |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 20:47 - Dec 3 with 2711 views | Joesus_Of_Narbereth |
I tried to phone the tinnitus helpline but it just kept ringing. | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 15:52 - Dec 20 with 2185 views | ncswan |
A good friend sent me the following "Farmer's Prayer" today. I thought I would share since it might be appropriate for the Swans AFC senior team:
Farmer's Prayer
(By: Author Unknown)
A pastor asked an older farmer, decked out in bib overalls, to say grace for the morning breakfast.
"Lord, I hate buttermilk", the farmer began. The visiting pastor opened one eye to glance at the farmer and wonder where this was going.
The farmer loudly proclaimed, "Lord, I hate lard." Now the pastor was growing concerned. Without missing a beat, the farmer continued, "And Lord, you know I don't much care for raw white flour".
The pastor once again opened an eye to glance around the room and saw that he wasn't the only one to feel uncomfortable.
Then the farmer added, "But Lord, when you mix them all together and bake them, I do love warm fresh biscuits!
So, Lord, when things come up that we don't like, when life gets hard, when we don't understand what you're saying to us, help us to just relax and wait until you are done mixing. It will probably be even better than biscuits. Amen."
Merry Christmas! |  | | |
| It’s only a laugh ! on 11:44 - Dec 24 with 1993 views | theloneranger |
Many thanks to my Auntie Bridie in Ireland for sending me 3 socks for Christmas.
I told her over the phone
I'd grown another foot in the past year ...!! |  |
| Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎 |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 14:53 - Feb 20 with 573 views | Joesus_Of_Narbereth |
Went into a shop and said to the bloke “is there anyone here who can sell me a kettle?” The bloke said “kenwood?” I said “ok where is he then?” | |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 18:32 - Mar 4 with 262 views | theloneranger |
It's been a really strange day, today
First, I found a hat full of money
Then I was chased around town
By a very angry man
Carrying a guitar ...!! | |
| Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎 |
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| It’s only a laugh ! on 13:07 - Mar 6 with 121 views | SullutaCreturned |
2 artists had an art contest, it ended in a draw.
The wife keeps complaining I'm on facebook too much and it's ruining our marriage, so I blocked her.
A lorry carrying Vicks has overturned on the motorway and congestion has since eased.
Don't believe everything you read on a pub toilet door. Sharon is not up for a good time. What an awkward coversation that was...
I'm writing a new musical about a builder that rips people off, it's called "Roofer on the fiddle"
I taught my dog to play the trumper on the Londo underground, we went fro barking to tooting in about an hour.
A lot of wives say their husband never listens to them. I've never heard my MY wife say that.
My thanks to facebook... | | | |
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