Shìt Joke thread..... 21:41 - Nov 20 with 89972 views Swanjaxs My blond 19 year old next door neighbour has just asked me if I know about missing items from her washing line? ... I nearly shìt her knickers 😮
Shìt Joke thread..... on 17:44 - May 4 with 2596 viewsWarwickHunt Guy wanders into a doctor’s surgery... Yes, what can I do for you? Err... I dunno. Well, is there anything wrong with you? Yeah - I think I’m a moth. Well, I’m afraid you need to see a psychiatrist. Oh yeah, I know that. Well, why did you come in? Your light was on.
Shìt Joke thread..... on 17:55 - May 4 with 2587 viewstheloneranger What’s the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years ... Your job will still suck!! Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎
Shìt Joke thread..... on 23:24 - May 4 with 2484 viewsbuilthjack China has a new snack pot It's called Not Poodle. Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.
Shìt Joke thread..... on 01:50 - May 5 with 2461 viewsdizietsma Policeman: Where were you on the night in question? Englishman: Upper-Ramsbottom Welshman: Aye, me too.
Shìt Joke thread..... on 03:26 - May 5 with 2447 viewsGlyn1 MODS PLEASE! For the love of God, please close this down. I've read every one of these and it's doing my head in. Funny, mind. OK, just a few more, I can handle it.
Shìt Joke thread..... on 08:05 - May 5 with 2423 viewsdna I've just found out who owns Toyah Wilcox's local Chinese restaurant - "It's a Mr Wee"
Shìt Joke thread..... on 09:06 - May 5 with 2401 viewstheloneranger I saw a sign today that made me p1ss myself. It said ... "TOILETS CLOSED" Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎
Shìt Joke thread..... on 12:22 - May 5 with 2365 viewsSwanjaxs I said to my wife, "I saw a woman with her tits out on the No 28 bus to Penlan feeding her son." She said, "It's natural." "Natural?" I replied, "She was giving him crisps." [Post edited 5 May 2020 12:22]
Login to get fewer adsShìt Joke thread..... on 16:46 - May 5 with 2289 viewstheloneranger My wife asked me, "Does my arse look big in these trousers?? and for once please give me a complement" I replied, "You've got perfect fvcking eyesight" Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎
Shìt Joke thread..... on 16:49 - May 7 with 2151 viewssainthelens Had my phone bill last week, £800 ! Was one of those sex chat lines. Word of warning lads , never ring Stuttering Sluts.
Shìt Joke thread..... on 18:35 - May 7 with 2116 viewsBest_loser When I was a child one of my Christmas presents was an action man I was puzzled why it was in a longer box than normal It was an Italian army soldier Had his hands up
Shìt Joke thread..... on 18:39 - May 7 with 2107 viewstheloneranger When I was a boy, I laid in my twin sized bed and wondered where my brother was. Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎
Shìt Joke thread..... on 18:40 - May 7 with 2104 viewssainthelens For almost a week now I've had dreams about being a horse. 5 nights on the trot.
Shìt Joke thread..... on 18:44 - May 7 with 2098 viewsHighjack The doctor said to me “try not to eat anything fatty.” I said “you mean like bacon or sausages?” He said “no, fatty. Try not to eat anything.”
Shìt Joke thread..... on 18:46 - May 7 with 2092 viewstheloneranger Why did the spvnk cross the road? ... Because I put the wrong sock on this morning!! Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎
Shìt Joke thread..... on 19:01 - May 7 with 2069 viewsBest_loser A woman collapsed in the street and a large concerned crowd gather around her A guy pushed his way through them all untill he reached the front Are you a doctor somebody asked him No, I'm a nosey b@stard
Shìt Joke thread..... on 21:14 - May 7 with 2027 viewsJoe_bradshaw I once had lunch with Bobby Fischer and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:30 - May 7 with 1986 viewsBest_loser Real Madrid 3 surreal Madrid fish
Shìt Joke thread..... on 12:51 - May 8 with 1903 viewsSwanjaxs Shìt Joke thread..... on 22:30 - May 7 by Best_loser Real Madrid 3 surreal Madrid fish
What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Swans fan rolling down a hill!
Shìt Joke thread..... on 12:57 - May 8 with 1890 viewsJoe_bradshaw Did you hear about the thirsty dyslexic who walked into a bra?
Shìt Joke thread..... on 13:01 - May 8 with 3561 viewsSwanjaxs Shìt Joke thread..... on 12:57 - May 8 by Joe_bradshaw Did you hear about the thirsty dyslexic who walked into a bra?
Or what about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his sole to Santa 🎅
Shìt Joke thread..... on 13:07 - May 8 with 3550 viewsjack2jack Shìt Joke thread..... on 18:44 - May 7 by Highjack The doctor said to me “try not to eat anything fatty.” I said “you mean like bacon or sausages?” He said “no, fatty. Try not to eat anything.”
Shìt Joke thread..... on 19:57 - May 8 with 3461 viewsSwanjaxs VIDEO
Shìt Joke thread..... on 00:12 - May 9 with 3379 viewstheloneranger Have you heard about the guy who discovered that he's both dyslexic and gay? He's still in Daniel! Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎
Shìt Joke thread..... on 01:43 - May 9 with 3365 viewsairedale To use the current definition, the last couple of pages of jokes have been hilarious.