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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! 16:13 - Feb 2 with 3155 viewsnumptydumpty

My better half as some might say, said to me yesterday, in my hour of need.

"Why don't you just support someone else instead"

I had never thought of that ever before !!!! Genius !!!! 😂
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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 16:38 - Feb 2 with 2869 viewssupahoopsa

2-1 up at Man City in THAT game, injury time -

Me: "Even QPR can't screw this up!"

You would think that 40+ years of experience, that I should have known better!

Blue & White hooped blood runs through the family

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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 16:49 - Feb 2 with 2808 viewsBoston

Numpty, your better half is telling you to leave.

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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 20:13 - Feb 2 with 2460 viewsnumptydumpty

Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 16:49 - Feb 2 by Boston

Numpty, your better half is telling you to leave.


Leave QPR or leave her

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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 20:30 - Feb 2 with 2404 viewsLongsufferingR

Jimmy Dunne missed Millwall because of a groin strain.
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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 21:05 - Feb 2 with 2323 viewsNorthLondonR

Non Rangers..

My brother once told me in the back of my parent's sand coloured Austin Allegro estate (circa 1988) that Chris Rea was a Native American Indian, a claim that I've repeated many times to my detriment, until about 5 years ago....
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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 21:15 - Feb 2 with 2271 viewspaulparker

I think we can sneak into the play offs

Me last week in the defectors pre match

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 22:06 - Feb 2 with 2154 viewsPeterHucker

I heard this conversation in a sandwich shop in Finchley about 25 years ago & it's stuck with me ever since.

Bloke in front of me ordered his sandwich. and just before wrapping it the lady behind the counter said "Would you like me to cut it into 2 or 4?"

Reply: "2 please. I couldn't eat 4."
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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 22:12 - Feb 2 with 2137 viewslondonscottish

Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 21:15 - Feb 2 by paulparker

I think we can sneak into the play offs

Me last week in the defectors pre match


:-)

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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 23:07 - Feb 2 with 2029 viewsBoston

Loads of material but the latest - yesterday afternoon in the Bostonia Public House, the young waiter (of unknown origination), brought over a bottle of beer and I asked for a dry glass as the one I had was wet - he apologized and complied.

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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 07:40 - Feb 3 with 1854 viewsWokingR

Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 23:07 - Feb 2 by Boston

Loads of material but the latest - yesterday afternoon in the Bostonia Public House, the young waiter (of unknown origination), brought over a bottle of beer and I asked for a dry glass as the one I had was wet - he apologized and complied.


They do know when a customer is pushing it at their expense.
Which will be why the rim of your new 'dry' glass tasted like he'd wiped his knob around it.
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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 08:14 - Feb 3 with 1821 viewsGaryHaddock

Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 07:40 - Feb 3 by WokingR

They do know when a customer is pushing it at their expense.
Which will be why the rim of your new 'dry' glass tasted like he'd wiped his knob around it.


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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 18:48 - Feb 3 with 1544 viewsDorse

Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 07:40 - Feb 3 by WokingR

They do know when a customer is pushing it at their expense.
Which will be why the rim of your new 'dry' glass tasted like he'd wiped his knob around it.


At a bar (many years ago) for post-work drinks with my brother and a few of his workmates. His boss was getting progressively more flashy and irritating with every round. When she got up for a slash, to the amusement of all present, he wiped his schlong around the rim of her bottle.

He didn't pay for another drink all night.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 19:38 - Feb 3 with 1444 viewsstowmarketrange

Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 18:48 - Feb 3 by Dorse

At a bar (many years ago) for post-work drinks with my brother and a few of his workmates. His boss was getting progressively more flashy and irritating with every round. When she got up for a slash, to the amusement of all present, he wiped his schlong around the rim of her bottle.

He didn't pay for another drink all night.


I thought rimming was something different entirely,but it seems I was wrong.
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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 10:05 - Feb 4 with 992 viewsdodge_stoke_r

When I was going to put some loft insulation down one evening after work a few years back, my missus advised that I did at the weekend in the daytime so that it would be light and I'd be able to see better.🤦
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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 10:17 - Feb 4 with 965 viewsMarshy67

Play off final 2003 v Cardiff.
My other half at he end of the game "Oh well at least it was only 1-0".
Like....
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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 10:20 - Feb 4 with 960 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 10:17 - Feb 4 by Marshy67

Play off final 2003 v Cardiff.
My other half at he end of the game "Oh well at least it was only 1-0".
Like....


Winner!

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 10:24 - Feb 4 with 948 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Not said to me, but overheard:

In Kilkenny once, I was at a pedestrian crossing and there were two women beside me, a young-ish Irish woman and an elderly American lady.

The pedestrian signal started beeping.

American: "What's that noise forrrrr?"
Irish: "It's for blind people, so they know pedestrians can cross"
American: "Awww, seeeee that's great. In America we won't even allow blind people to drive".

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 10:26 - Feb 4 with 942 viewsrobith

My mum once told us she was stopping buying biscuits "because all you do is eat them"

I'm all ears for alternatives mammy
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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 12:00 - Feb 4 with 803 viewsBluce_Ree

In work I was chatting to a woman a few years back and an election was coming up and she was chatting some nonsense about foreigners coming over and stealing jobs and this is how the conversation went.

Her - is Gordon Brown blind?
Me - just one eye, he's got a glass eye like Peter Falk.

.... pause....

Her - who's Peter Falk?
Me - the actor who played Columbo.
Her - oh....
.... long pause .....

Me - you know, the TV detective.
Her - ......
Me - shabby looking, says 'just one more thing' a lot
Her - oh.....
.... longer pause......

Her - I thought you meant the traveller.
Me - Columbus? He was an Explorer.

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 12:03 - Feb 4 with 790 viewsGaryHaddock

A friend of mine (drunk) shouted ‘YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN HARRY’ at the top of his lungs at Chris Eubank in a crowded airport.
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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 12:05 - Feb 4 with 781 viewsGaryHaddock

The winner surely?

https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/qpr-supremo-flavio-within-four-years-we-will-ch
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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 14:08 - Feb 4 with 681 viewsR_from_afar

An ex-girlfriend of mine was an archaeology student.

Her department held an open day which she was heavily involved in. There were bemused looks when she told visitors that the photos on the display behind her were of a Roman bronze mine

Bronze is an alloy, of copper and tin.

She was mortified when she realised her mistake!

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 20:22 - Feb 4 with 431 viewsCadfael

' we have decided to buy our own house'
'' better to buy someone else's'
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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 21:50 - Feb 4 with 391 viewsSpaceman_P

Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 12:03 - Feb 4 by GaryHaddock

A friend of mine (drunk) shouted ‘YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN HARRY’ at the top of his lungs at Chris Eubank in a crowded airport.


Similar thing happened with me and the Edge from U2 at an airport, drunk mate "BE CAREFUL PAUL, YOURE TOO CLOSE TO THE EDGE"
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Stupidest things ever said to you - QPR related or otherwise !!! on 23:08 - Feb 4 with 315 viewsnumptydumpty

Actually was at snooker tournament in the 80s with a mate and ahead were two players and their manager walking towards us.

Didn't realise how loud I said it but said to my friend,

"Oh look there's Tony Meo."

Barry Hearn and Steve Davis were not impressed !!!!
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