| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread 04:12 - Aug 15 with 18637 views | NotLoyal |
The Graeme Potter’s are next to arrive at the Newly Named Stadium. This is a repeat of other games played between the two sides in the past. When Kyle Naughton fell over at Stoke a few months ago everybody accused Swansea of cheating, let’s get this straight. It wasn’t Stoke cheating, diving or injuring opposition players as they have done for years, apparently it was Swansea.
For this matchday thread we will pretend both clubs are in League two. Like Liverpool,if they were relegated three times.
Swansea City v Stoke City
Tuesday August 17th
7.45 pm Kick Off
This is Joshua Smith who is very young, he is older than twelve but not much more, his dad is John Smith, the man who makes tins of frothy alcohol for weirdos. Joshua should be well advised to give all dodgy decisions to the swans or the juvenile east stand will throw food at him and knock a barrier over. So, watch out Josh. Oh, by the way Josh is a referee, he owns a whistle. He will be able to blow his new whistle whilst other men will wave flags and buzz his arm. These are Mark ( Jack ) Russell and Nik ( Saint ) Barnard There is a fourth Official called Tom ( Vic ) Reeves, he will generally wave a board about and tell everyone around him to calm down.
In the meantime here is a thick looking Cardiff fan
Stoke people are called potters, unlike plumbers or parsnips. Plumbers are usually associated with Blackpool or Waterlooville, sometimes Thames. A parsnip is a vegetable, so maybe the association is with dwarf land down the road, Hi Ho ! Stoke is famous for oatcakes and for calling people duck. Oh hang on, Plumbers ? An oatcake is a plant made out of human excretion mixed with finger nails. It’s ok to taste but not as nice as say, a cheeseburger or indeed a Quorn dog. The main ‘firm’ in Stoke is Port Vale who regularly beat up Stokies, but all Port Vale fans are utter bellends, sums the pair of them up.
Stoke City are reported to have sold 380 tickets.
https://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/swanseacity/news/55497/swansea-city-v-sto
Swansea City: Steven Benda; Ben Cabango, Brandon Cooper, Ryan Manning; Joel Latibeaudiere, Flynn Downes, Jay Fulton, Matt Grimes (captain), Jake Bidwell; Yan Dhanda; Jamal Lowe.
Substitutes: Lewis Webb, Morgan Whittaker, Jamie Paterson, Joel Piroe, Liam Cullen, Ethan Laird, Dan Williams.
Stoke City: Josef Bursik; Tommy Smith, Ben Wilmot, Harry Souttar, Leo Ostigard, Jacob Brown; Josh Tymon, Joe Allen (captain), Sam Clucas; Nick Powell, Sam Surridge.
Substitutes: Adam Davies, Morgan Fox, Danny Batth, Steven Fletcher, Alfie Doughty, Jordan Thompson, Tom Ince.
More to follow.
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| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 05:13 - Aug 16 with 7518 views | Swans9 |
I will go 1 nil swans Lowe. |  | | |
| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 13:45 - Aug 16 with 7357 views | KeithHaynes |
800 extra tickets on general sale. |  |
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| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 16:52 - Aug 16 with 7247 views | Sirjohnalot |
Can't see it anywhere, but don't think this is on the red button is it ? |  | | |
| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 18:20 - Aug 16 with 7187 views | KeithHaynes |
| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 16:52 - Aug 16 by Sirjohnalot |
Can't see it anywhere, but don't think this is on the red button is it ? |
Swans TV have it scheduled.
Can’t see any red button games mate. | |
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| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 18:57 - Aug 16 with 7151 views | union_jack |
| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 16:52 - Aug 16 by Sirjohnalot |
Can't see it anywhere, but don't think this is on the red button is it ? |
Is the red button happening this season now that crowds are back or didn't it have anything to do with it? |  |
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| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 19:34 - Aug 16 with 7115 views | NotLoyal |
| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 18:57 - Aug 16 by union_jack |
Is the red button happening this season now that crowds are back or didn't it have anything to do with it? |
Nothing on the red button from what I can see. | |
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| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 19:36 - Aug 16 with 7110 views | Sirjohnalot |
| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 19:34 - Aug 16 by NotLoyal |
Nothing on the red button from what I can see. |
They’re normally Wednesday I think | | | |
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| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 11:16 - Aug 17 with 6734 views | Whiterockin |
My team for tonight, could be nowhere near close.
Benda
Cabango Cooper Manning
Laird Downes Grimes Bidwell
Patterson Piroe Lowe |  | | |
| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 11:44 - Aug 17 with 6697 views | BenJ94 |
Stoke fans seem confident of getting something down here. |  | | |
| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 11:54 - Aug 17 with 6683 views | jackrmee |
| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 11:16 - Aug 17 by Whiterockin |
My team for tonight, could be nowhere near close.
Benda
Cabango Cooper Manning
Laird Downes Grimes Bidwell
Patterson Piroe Lowe |
Looks about right to me. |  |
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| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 11:59 - Aug 17 with 6677 views | Whiterockin |
| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 11:54 - Aug 17 by jackrmee |
Looks about right to me. |
My only concern is the right side is "all new" and will not have an understanding of each other.
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Right side. [Post edited 17 Aug 2021 12:01]
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| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 12:19 - Aug 17 with 6648 views | jackrmee |
| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 11:59 - Aug 17 by Whiterockin |
My only concern is the right side is "all new" and will not have an understanding of each other.
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Right side. [Post edited 17 Aug 2021 12:01]
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Left side is all new as well, if you go by RM's tactics and what he wants the players to do.
Right side will actually be more ready for it, as Laird has already had a season playing in this exact system. | |
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| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 13:36 - Aug 17 with 6557 views | BenJ94 |
Is it on Swans Tv? | | | |
| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 15:14 - Aug 17 with 6437 views | KeithHaynes |
| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 13:36 - Aug 17 by BenJ94 |
Is it on Swans Tv? |
Yes 👠| |
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| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 15:57 - Aug 17 with 6379 views | BenJ94 |
Cheers Keith! | | | |
| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 18:46 - Aug 17 with 6196 views | jasper_T |
Looking very defensive. | | | |
| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 19:05 - Aug 17 with 6113 views | KeithHaynes |
Swansea City: Steven Benda; Ben Cabango, Brandon Cooper, Ryan Manning; Joel Latibeaudiere, Flynn Downes, Jay Fulton, Matt Grimes (captain), Jake Bidwell; Yan Dhanda; Jamal Lowe.
Substitutes: Lewis Webb, Morgan Whittaker, Jamie Paterson, Joel Piroe, Liam Cullen, Ethan Laird, Dan Williams.
Stoke City: Josef Bursik; Tommy Smith, Ben Wilmot, Harry Souttar, Leo Ostigard, Jacob Brown; Josh Tymon, Joe Allen (captain), Sam Clucas; Nick Powell, Sam Surridge.
Substitutes: Adam Davies, Morgan Fox, Danny Batth, Steven Fletcher, Alfie Doughty, Jordan Thompson, Tom Ince. | |
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| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 19:38 - Aug 17 with 5976 views | onehunglow |
That line up is both worrying and inane.
Just how is that going to be an exciting outfit.
Truly hope Im very wrong.
Piroe and Whits should start before Lowe at the very least. | |
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| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 19:47 - Aug 17 with 5923 views | vetchonian |
| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 18:46 - Aug 17 by jasper_T |
Looking very defensive. |
I thought the same...but Martin knows what he is doing | |
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| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 19:54 - Aug 17 with 5866 views | magicdaps10 |
Don't know what people expect with this line up, we have a handful of injuries plus we are 2/3 players short especially at Striker and creative Midfield.
I am not expecting much again tonight, hopefully just cementing the style, gaining confidence and would gladly take a point tonight. |  |
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| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 20:00 - Aug 17 with 5807 views | KeithHaynes |
This is nuts 😂
Oh dear.
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| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 20:01 - Aug 17 with 5798 views | theloneranger |
That's been coming since kick off!!
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| Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎 |
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| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 20:02 - Aug 17 with 5752 views | AnotherJohn |
Not at the races tonight. Could be more goals to come. | | | |
| Swansea City v Stoke City 2021/22 : Matchday Thread on 20:03 - Aug 17 with 5736 views | onehunglow |
Just wtf is this.
It is actually hilarious ,if you are a neutral.
We have not the players to play this way Russ.
Yeah,I know,give him time. | |
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