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..just seen the attached trailer to 'Walking on sunshine'.
I Never thought i would see a more sickening feces ridden tapestry since 'love actually' no need for hanging serial killers ...simply put them in a sealed room with the end scene of 'love actually' (the airport scene).
listen to the screams,horror and agonising deaths.. choking on their own vomit induced by the sacchrin sweet smugness of this evil parting shot from those wicked,wicked pious cnts Richard curtis, hugh grant and colin firth.
every sinlge uber left wing cliche' nailed in this scene, except for polly toynbee going on a vibrator massacre at the frinton on sea branch of the womens institute.
it was made at the height of tony blairs powers so we should be thankful there isnt any primary school teachers from shoreditch 'empowering' difficult young children through the use of ghb and muscle relaxants.
'walking on sunshine 'seems worse.
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" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969
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The Worst Film Ever.. on 22:58 - Jun 6 with 1588 views
I like Apocalypse Now, though Dennis Hopper is a bit embarrassing. The scene defending the bridge from the night attack and on the motor boat are fantastic, though the latter are steals from the brilliant Aguirre Wrath Of God.
For everyone proposing Love, Actually, I think The Boat That Rocked is even worse. What an embarrassment and a whitewash of Tony Benn chucked in too!
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The Worst Film Ever.. on 23:22 - Jun 6 with 1565 views
I'd give a tie between Honest with the Appleton sisters farting around with Dave Stewart for no apparent reason, and The Usual Suspects. However Honest redeems itself with some quite tremendous breasts, if i remember right, i was very, very drunk...
Usual Suspects though, i give you the pure essence of gash.
A magnificent football club, the love of our lives, finding a way to finally have its day in the sun.
The Worst Film Ever.. on 23:22 - Jun 6 by hopphoops
I'd give a tie between Honest with the Appleton sisters farting around with Dave Stewart for no apparent reason, and The Usual Suspects. However Honest redeems itself with some quite tremendous breasts, if i remember right, i was very, very drunk...
Usual Suspects though, i give you the pure essence of gash.
The Usual Suspects? Please tell me that's a joke dude?
I once saw a film about a two headed roided up shark attacking Carmen Elektra.
What about Deep Throat? Bloody awful movie.
Actually, it has to be the Human Centipede, I sat thru this awful pile of tripe as a challenge, whoever made it should be shot.
Interestingly, the IMBD lists shawshank as the best of all time. Has to be the Godfather for me. Also, the Deer Hunter.
Yes, Highlander 2. Truly an abomination of cinema.
Churchill : The Hollywood Years. Words cannot describe exactly how poor this is.
Hangover part 2 is woeful.
Run for Your Wife. I'd heard it was awful so decided to see exactly how awful...simply THE worst film ever made. Acting by Danny Dyer, cameos of fading 70s stars throughout, stilted direction, editing by a 6 year old, Denise van Outen being Denise van Outen. Gouge your eyes out; it'd be less painful than watching this tripe. Mark Kermode calls it right here:
Eye gouging ok
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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The Worst Film Ever.. on 00:02 - Jun 7 with 1524 views
The Worst Film Ever.. on 23:22 - Jun 6 by hopphoops
I'd give a tie between Honest with the Appleton sisters farting around with Dave Stewart for no apparent reason, and The Usual Suspects. However Honest redeems itself with some quite tremendous breasts, if i remember right, i was very, very drunk...
Usual Suspects though, i give you the pure essence of gash.
Usual Suspects?? That's in my all-time top five!
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The Worst Film Ever.. on 01:24 - Jun 7 with 1490 views
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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The Worst Film Ever.. on 04:33 - Jun 7 with 1467 views
Another for Lost in Translation, what a load of bollocks that was.
The Thin Red Line, I was expecting a top notch war movie only to find it was a load of arty bollocks with some guy spouting poetry about missing his wife....
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The Worst Film Ever.. on 08:54 - Jun 7 with 1404 views
If you want a good British film lads, may I recommend Twin Town, set in and around Port Talbot and Swansea. Starring Rhys Ifans. Dark humour at its best.
Film I dislike most is Eternal Sunshine blah blah. Other bad ones for me are Memento, The Piano, Grand Budapest Hotel. To put this post on a positive note, my fav. movies are The Ten Commandments, Back To The Future (1), Forbidden Planet.
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The Worst Film Ever.. on 06:34 - Jun 8 with 1282 views
some true crimes against the state on this thread.
how about
'the island of doctor moreau', where a stark raging mad marlon brando, in his devine wisdom, chose to cross breed animals and humans.
much to david thewlis's consternation.
or jaws 4.
where they would hafve us believe a shark can roar...yes roar
" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969
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The Worst Film Ever.. on 14:23 - Jun 8 with 1308 views