| What I truly hate about a facebook... 16:19 - Feb 16 with 4581 views | BlackCrowe |
...is this need to advertise how amaaaaazing one's life is. Honestly i've got friends that are constantly bleating on about how thoughtful their partner is, how sugary sweet their kids are and what enviably aspirational lives they lead.
Now I reckon I am pretty content with my lot in the main (bit of a rocky patch at the moment alas) but have no desire to compete with others on who's is the best or rub noses in it of those that might be dissatisfied. Makes me fcking mad actually.
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| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 15:38 - Feb 17 with 908 views | BlackCrowe |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 15:28 - Feb 17 by HollowayRanger |
i only go on there once a week blooming cheek!
dont even notice the adverts
yea bit sneeky to use a fake but i dont use it to them just see their news
and not really fake is its still me just with a different name and face
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As the psychiatrists said about Basil after a weekend at Farty Owls.."there's enough there for an entire conference. | |
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| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 16:31 - Feb 17 with 867 views | Brightonhoop |
Made me larfr did this fred. Miserable bleedin' luddites. Some of you would have been complaining about the introduction of bog roll and still be using bricks instead, maybe some still do.
I think it displays aspects of humanity that you find everywhere and pick and choose accordingly. One scrote I know always seems to check in using the geography thing at all the best Restaurants in town, it's ego nonsense, sad for a grown man over 50. He went to Moscow and checked in at Hard Rock Cafe ffs all the way to Moscow for that?!? What a clunge.
Anyway positive aspects from logging in today:
A mates sister's breast cancer is in remission thank fook.
2 places secured on the guest list for Public Image Ltd at Brighton in August.
2 further tickets for above secured.
Step daughter had a conversation about ?Uni with Martin Parrs' Asst (i'm hoping it wasn't that sick fook Holloway.....)
£300 worth of renewal business.
Interesting read about Joshua Bell, violinist who played 6 pieces by Bach on the NYC Metro in rush hour and collected $32, 2 nights previously had filled a theatre at $100 a seat and was indeed playing on a violin worth $3.5 mil....interesting ideas around not making assumptions that he was some boho busker.
Did I say making assumptions? 
Like life itself, it's what you make it not how you perceive it. |  | | |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 22:15 - Feb 17 with 817 views | PieLout |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 20:08 - Feb 16 by QPR1882 |
For a lot of people who hate Facebook there are some on here that sure know a lot about it....just saying like.
A bit like coronation street,99% of people who say they hate and never watch it always seem to know the names of all the characters. |
I don't mind a spot of Corrie.
Faecesbook: I can't understand why anyone thinks
anyone else is interested in their business.
Seems utterly awful. |  | | |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 01:43 - Feb 18 with 790 views | ade_qpr |
thank you
gives me the farken shits when you get half way thro filling out their start up form and then decide you don't want to join only for them to join you up any way.  |  |
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| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 06:20 - Feb 18 with 772 views | OakwoodR |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 08:56 - Feb 17 by scot1963 |
you could have gone on jeremy kyle to resolve it - these are just the sort of issues that should be aired in the public arena (including the back door loving fixation) |
Definitely no fixation. It's compulsory for us men to discuss such issues in the same way you ladies discuss recipes, knitting patterns and make up. |  | | |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 11:05 - Feb 18 with 751 views | scot1963 |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 06:20 - Feb 18 by OakwoodR |
Definitely no fixation. It's compulsory for us men to discuss such issues in the same way you ladies discuss recipes, knitting patterns and make up. |
you are right, i have discussed a recipe once when my son said are you actually going to eat that and what is it (potato waffle and an egg that looked like it had been in an accident). he posted it on facebook to take the piss |  | | |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 11:12 - Feb 18 with 746 views | TheBlob |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 11:05 - Feb 18 by scot1963 |
you are right, i have discussed a recipe once when my son said are you actually going to eat that and what is it (potato waffle and an egg that looked like it had been in an accident). he posted it on facebook to take the piss |
MMMMmmmmmmmmm.....waffles and eggs......got to be Bird's Eye waffles,them proprietary ones are like compressed cardboard.......and bacon,don't forget the bacon....
....and beans....mushrooms if you've got them...which is why I always keepa couple of tins just in case I find waffles at the bottom of the freezer....
...and sausages.... |  |
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| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 11:15 - Feb 18 with 743 views | scot1963 |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 11:12 - Feb 18 by TheBlob |
MMMMmmmmmmmmm.....waffles and eggs......got to be Bird's Eye waffles,them proprietary ones are like compressed cardboard.......and bacon,don't forget the bacon....
....and beans....mushrooms if you've got them...which is why I always keepa couple of tins just in case I find waffles at the bottom of the freezer....
...and sausages.... |
it was a birds eye waffle but it didn't look good by the time i'd finished with it  | | | |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 11:20 - Feb 18 with 737 views | TheBlob |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 11:15 - Feb 18 by scot1963 |
it was a birds eye waffle but it didn't look good by the time i'd finished with it |
There's no such thing as a bad Birdseye Waffle.
Anyway,they don't stay firm and crisp by the time they've been chewed and hit your stomach do they?
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| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 12:00 - Feb 18 with 726 views | BazWoT |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 11:20 - Feb 18 by TheBlob |
There's no such thing as a bad Birdseye Waffle.
Anyway,they don't stay firm and crisp by the time they've been chewed and hit your stomach do they?
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| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 12:06 - Feb 18 with 721 views | scot1963 |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 12:00 - Feb 18 by BazWoT |
Isn't a waffle septic grub? |
don't know but it's a staple dietary requirement if you cook as well as i do  | | | |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 14:52 - Feb 18 with 692 views | ade_qpr |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 12:06 - Feb 18 by scot1963 |
don't know but it's a staple dietary requirement if you cook as well as i do |
that will teach you Houdini for escaping the ball and chain | |
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| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 14:54 - Feb 18 with 691 views | BazWoT |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 12:06 - Feb 18 by scot1963 |
don't know but it's a staple dietary requirement if you cook as well as i do |
I'll teach you to cook. In fact, you can follow my recipes on facebook | |
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| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 17:23 - Feb 18 with 666 views | michael67 |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 14:54 - Feb 18 by BazWoT |
I'll teach you to cook. In fact, you can follow my recipes on facebook |
Not only that, Baz can give you laundry advice as well on facebook. |  |
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| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 17:33 - Feb 18 with 660 views | scot1963 |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 17:23 - Feb 18 by michael67 |
Not only that, Baz can give you laundry advice as well on facebook. |
are you hinting that i may not be able to do washing either?  or is baz well housetrained?
baz - a very kind offer - i notice you mentioned cooking in a couple of other threads. i'm happy to follow your recipes (if i knew your facebook) but i am a right lazy sod and my main catering efforts come from iceland | | | |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 17:34 - Feb 18 with 659 views | scot1963 |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 14:52 - Feb 18 by ade_qpr |
that will teach you Houdini for escaping the ball and chain |
have been married before (twice) both of them banned me from making my (in)famous pasty pie | | | |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 17:47 - Feb 18 with 650 views | TheBlob |
| What I truly hate about a facebook... on 17:34 - Feb 18 by scot1963 |
have been married before (twice) both of them banned me from making my (in)famous pasty pie |
No relation to Sweeney Todd by any chance?
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