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Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column 16:38 - Nov 18 with 3828 viewsNorthernr

Applause and upstanding for Dorse's LFW writing debut guys...

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Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 17:17 - Nov 18 with 3605 viewsLoft1979

Well done. hopefully the decision makers are listening and are as frustrated as we ALL are. In amongst those observations (in my eyes) is the how much Marti has done to take the scraps he had to make a rigid defense which currently is exposed by a poor midfield and even poorer attack. In the first 2 weeks at least there was Lyndon, whose absence actually created a chasm ...

even commentators in Leeds game had to remark that 18 yr old Kieran Morgan and Varane were up against it dealing with a opponent full of Premier league players. All of our matches have established that we have zero output in attack. Yes, injuries maybe taking the line share of blame but on paper this IS the worst line-up in the division. Is it by chance or a silver lining maybe, that most of this cast are on expiring contracts or on loan.
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Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 17:37 - Nov 18 with 3503 viewsMonkey_Roots

Loved it!

The Masterchef angle was perfect... well done Dorse.
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Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 18:01 - Nov 18 with 3385 viewswestberksr

very good Dorse....

all very QPRsy; and if we didn't find a way to laugh at it there would be a mass suicide/homicide based on the results of our particularly shite and divisive football team
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Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 18:08 - Nov 18 with 3357 viewsNorthernr

Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 18:01 - Nov 18 by westberksr

very good Dorse....

all very QPRsy; and if we didn't find a way to laugh at it there would be a mass suicide/homicide based on the results of our particularly shite and divisive football team


Yeh we did analytics pieces last international break, we're deliberately going this way for this one!
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Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 18:49 - Nov 18 with 3165 viewsPunteR

Great stuff Dorse. Top work mate. And an excellent analogy. Really funny but spot on.

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Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 18:50 - Nov 18 with 3163 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Dorse wins a prize, kids, for being funny and correct.

Really great piece, Dorse. Well done!

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Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 19:40 - Nov 18 with 3005 viewsMick_S

Hats off, Dorse. Lovely stuff.

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Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 20:05 - Nov 18 with 2902 viewsDorse

Thanks everyone - I have copied and pasted all your comments into my CV.

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Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 00:04 - Nov 19 with 2421 viewsDannyPaddox

Great stuff Dorse and just highlights we really need to get back to basics.

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Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 07:57 - Nov 19 with 2094 viewsEastR

Excellent read, just might bring my appetite back for Sat

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Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 08:48 - Nov 19 with 1999 viewsWokingR

Well, Clive might call it "Dorse's LFW writing debut guys" but the rest of us see it as him taking your virginity !
Well written though mate.
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Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 08:55 - Nov 19 with 1985 viewsTheChef

Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 18:08 - Nov 18 by Northernr

Yeh we did analytics pieces last international break, we're deliberately going this way for this one!


Appreciate all the analytics, but I don't think I need any more at this point to realise we're shit!

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Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 10:06 - Nov 19 with 1844 viewsterryb

Thanks Dorse, that had me smiling . I might even have to start watching Master Chef as well as the Australian version!
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Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 10:18 - Nov 19 with 1790 viewsBlue_Castello

Superb stuff Dorse, made me laugh a number of times and your thoughts pretty much sum up how I feel, Marti needs the right ingredients for sure he's working with scraps.
If the plan is to get in 10 players with potential in the hope that one comes good for market then it's a massive gamble which could well see us in League one.

Thanks for the much needed humour, it's been pretty grim up till now but I still think Marti is the man for the job......
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Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 10:38 - Nov 19 with 1749 viewsfrancisbowles

Great piece, Dorset. Nailed it.
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Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 11:54 - Nov 19 with 1614 viewsBluce_Ree

That was a fun read, Dorse. Good job!

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Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 13:44 - Nov 19 with 1450 viewsSimonJames

Great job Dorse!

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Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 20:34 - Nov 19 with 1160 viewsDorse

Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 08:48 - Nov 19 by WokingR

Well, Clive might call it "Dorse's LFW writing debut guys" but the rest of us see it as him taking your virginity !
Well written though mate.


He just wiped his schlong on the curtains, farted and left on his spacehopper...

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Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 23:09 - Nov 19 with 999 viewsNorthernr

Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 20:34 - Nov 19 by Dorse

He just wiped his schlong on the curtains, farted and left on his spacehopper...


Got bitches waiting etc.

This QPR fansite editor malarky carries all sorts of pull. Dave Thomas is famously absolutely swimming in poon.
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Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 23:59 - Nov 19 with 952 viewsjoe90

Nice one Dorse! We need some humour right now, really appreciating the good vibes on here at the moment.
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Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 13:02 - Nov 20 with 637 viewsGroveR

Twenty minutes Marti, you and the head of the cod – Column on 23:09 - Nov 19 by Northernr

Got bitches waiting etc.

This QPR fansite editor malarky carries all sorts of pull. Dave Thomas is famously absolutely swimming in poon.


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