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Fakes down Ted thread on 21:46 - May 4 by zicoshoops
Ted.
I know you don’t drink, so I’ll have your share tonight.
Enjoy.
What’s going on
We should be told
Sort it out 😎
Reading made a flying start to the campaign under Paul Ince and were even top of the league for a very brief period in October.
Guffaw, no seriously GUFFAW.
Please allow me to make my final Stanley Unwin football quote of the season on this most joyous of evenings.
""This is a very good question and topicold. I would say that if the forward line have a symmetrical teamworkers and that they can from the first passit of the ball... take in mind the measured beat of a one, two, throo or fido... so that the ball can falollop out to the wingers and a very fine trittly how in a run and drop-kick and carry one and shooting in the goal if they can get by without an offsiger which is known on the ref and don't throw the bottload because he's only doing his best. But, er, it'll be hard on their halfbackers because I don't think they'll get a chance to do a falolloper shooty on account of the front line with their deep joy of, shall we say, an express in their enthusiasm to the first who to clop falollop in the goalmouth. Oh yes. Anyway it's a very good question, sir. It's not much about music excepting that half-time in the band falolloped huffalo-dowd.
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
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Fakes down Ted thread on 22:32 - May 4 with 6373 views
Having grown up in Bracknell where during the 70’s the sum of Reading fans known to me was 2, left the area in 91, when I returned a few years later every spurs, Chelsea, Arsenal, Westham fan were suddenly season ticket holders there. My QPR supporting mates who still live there tell me that they call Reading fans “Reading and” because they all support two teams. Tonight I’m going to bed very happy.
favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
Fakes down Ted thread on 21:45 - May 4 by BazzaInTheLoft
If ever we were setting ourselves up for a fall this is it 😆
After the season we've endured, can't we just enjoy the smallest of comforts that we've been allocated? This seems very surreal me saying this to you because it would normally have been the other way around.
Fakes down Ted thread on 23:08 - May 4 by Miss_Terraces
After the season we've endured, can't we just enjoy the smallest of comforts that we've been allocated? This seems very surreal me saying this to you because it would normally have been the other way around.
I‘m not stopping you doing anything. Fill your boots!
It was a light hearted comment about our propensity to shoot ourselves in the foot.
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Fakes down Ted thread on 23:44 - May 4 with 6024 views
I don't like Reading one bit, and especially hope those muppets who goad the away section are enjoying their evening.
However, but for the points deduction we would be right in it and they would have a decent chance of survival. Also feel that both us and Huddersfield benefitted from playing teams that are on the beach in our last games.
Ultimately they've taken the pretending to be us thing a little too far this time. There but for the grace of God etc...
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Fakes down Ted thread on 00:27 - May 5 with 5924 views
So while they may remove a few high-cost players like jnr toilet, any sellable assets they won't get much for in this market anyway are regardless in the last year anyway. As we can see, the shock and horror of unsellable players in Carroll and Hutchinson still have another year to milk it.
Then this may shock you, but some deadbeats still have two years to go ...
2025 Tom Ince - 31 Andy Yiadom - 31 Dean Bouzanis - 32
Most of these old players will be on bumper contracts, no doubt. Then the loans will return, which includes 2 goal wonder HenDick.
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