| Funniest moment following QPR 19:45 - Feb 5 with 17529 views | simmo |
Got the idea from Twitter...
I'll have a think to collate my own list - but interested to know everybodies stand out moments! |  |
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| Funniest moment following QPR on 12:39 - Feb 8 with 2913 views | Walnut |
| Funniest moment following QPR on 10:47 - Feb 8 by CroydonCaptJack |
That pink jumper day was brilliant. I can't even remember the result though. Did we win? |
"Who's the poseur in the pink?" 83/84, won 0 2 , first game in Dennis the Menace kit |  | | |
| Funniest moment following QPR on 13:52 - Feb 8 with 2864 views | westberksr |
Southampton - You're fat and your birds a slag; I still laugh when I think about it
Statto - when the steward in Lower Loft got outed as a Statto double; he became quite happy with the popularity if I remember correctly
lower loft, probably late 90s, sat in the sunshine and one of our own, totally pissed and absolutely massive, is berating everyone for not singing, not standing up, not real fans..... as he turns away I shout out 'sit down you fat cant'; he goes mental trying to work out who said it with me straight faced watching the match.... think it took about 6 stewards to drag him out
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| Funniest moment following QPR on 14:20 - Feb 8 with 2822 views | Esox_Lucius |
| Funniest moment following QPR on 10:28 - Feb 8 by MoonshineSteve |
I was at a game at Highfield Road and a bloke near us giving Oggy the "you're so ugly" for ages, long enough for one of the home fans to get irritated and shout back "If you want to talk about ugly mate, you should take a look at yourself". 1990-91 season. |
Best Oggy moment. "You've put your shirt on upside down and your arse is sticking out of the neck hole."
Alan Smith moment at December home game, "Oi, are you the fücker that nicked the carrot off my kids snowman?" |  |
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| Funniest moment following QPR on 17:16 - Feb 8 with 2740 views | PinnerPaul |
Surprised no officials abuse so I'll add one.
Quiet moment in T Block when someone shouts " Oi Lino! - Just because you're dressed in green, don't think I can't see you!" [Post edited 9 Feb 2021 12:33]
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| Funniest moment following QPR on 18:04 - Feb 8 with 2673 views | ted_hendrix |
Left Newbury early one Saturday morning with a car full and headed for Middlesbrough.
Journey full of traffic jams/hold ups/diversions etcetera finally parking the car at 2.50pm and running into the ground to just make kick off.
1-0 to them---2-0 to them---3-0 to them, somewhere about the 80th minute a QPR fan sat behind us walked down the stairs and a few minutes later walked back up unwrapping a hot Pukka Pie---4-0 to them at which point a Middlesbrough fan turned to us arms in the air giving it the large one in our direction and received the Pukka Pie full on right in the middle of his face where the said Pukka Pie exploded causing us travelling fans to give the loudest and only cheer of the afternoon. |  |
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| Funniest moment following QPR on 18:10 - Feb 8 with 2665 views | jeffranger |
It was back 66/67 season & we was away to Mansfield, we was 4-0 up H/T & young Mansfield fan & could’ve only been about 10 mind you I was only 16, said we are going to beat you & was so serious & after they scored just after h/t said see watch us go, we ended up winning 7-1 & he had a very sad face Lol | | | |
| Funniest moment following QPR on 19:15 - Feb 8 with 2611 views | distortR |
| Funniest moment following QPR on 10:46 - Feb 8 by Northernr |
A few that immediately spring to mind...
- Dai Hoop absolutely off his chops, Chelsea at home, invading the camera gantry at the Loft End to abuse John Terry. Texts and phone calls flying among the LFWers all over the ground to the effect of "is that...... DAI HOOP ON THE CAMERA GANTRY?". Stayed there for ages, conducting the crowd, giving Terry the big un, while a crowd of stewards tried to persuade him to come back. Eventually carried out horizontal to rapturous applause, giving it the royal wave.
- Dai Hoop, Swansea away. Had travelled over from Cardiff on the top deck of the local stopping bus with a bottle of spirits. Absolutely wasted by the time the game started, got in a dispute with a steward, got thrown out, snuck back in through a late turnstile, returned to his seat, started smoking, got thrown out again. Attempted to climb back into the ground over the enormous gate in the corner where they bring the tractor in, scaled it, fell off it, snapped his ankle, got thrown out again. Sat on the grass bank outside the away end waiting for full time, some QPR fans leave early because we're losing, he asks them what the score is, they think he's taking the piss because he's got a Welsh accent, and smash him up. We came out at the end he had a broken ankle, his nose was spread across his face, there was blood everywhere. Quite the day.
- Sheff Wed A, height of the Thompson out campaign, week after Denise had streaked onto the pitch but left the bra on, Grandad Tom in the pub telling her how proud everybody was of her but also "slightly disappointed".
- The bloke getting the hump at Southampton, mrs getting up and lifting her skirt at the away end.
- Hartlepool deckchair.
- After a few 'incidents' at recent games Polish Paul deciding that the drinking really was getting out of hand and becoming a bit of a liability, so coming up with an ingenius plan for Man City away that for every pint he had he'd also have a bread roll. Turned up at Euston in the morning with two shopping bags full of brown bread rolls. 23 brown bread rolls later and the flaw in the plan was revealed...
- Paul Ince is a wnkr. Repeat.
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great stuff!
Joe Young once approached Darren Peacock and asked for an autograph. we used to call peacock 'slipper' cos he used to slip over at inopportune moments.
'Can I have your autograph?'
-'Yeah'
'Can you sign it 'to all the lads on the Loft from slipper?'
-'Are you taking the piss?'
'Course I am'
And walks away, leaving a very bemused looking Darren Peacock.
First game with the new executive boxes above the Paddock, as a protest I brought along suction pad hooks, stuck them on the glass fronts and we hung our coats off them. The people inside were not happy!
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| Funniest moment following QPR on 20:29 - Feb 8 with 2530 views | Esox_Lucius |
A group of fans standing around Danny Dichio getting autographs and Dave (AKTUR'S) Thomas and a few of us were stood nearby. Dave shouts out "Oi, Danny, when you've got a minute" DD looks over and nods, saying he'll be over. Less than a minute later Dave shouts it out again, DD looks up and says something like he will there in a minute. Within a couple of minutes Dave has shouted over to him a few more times and he eventually marches over looking none to happy. "Yes, what is it?" Dave replies "You couldn't get us Les Ferdinands autograph could you?" DD: "Fück off you pr!ck" and storms off. | |
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| Funniest moment following QPR on 20:31 - Feb 8 with 2529 views | WokingR |
Loft boy pretending he was a footballer during the half time entertainment.
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| Funniest moment following QPR on 21:16 - Feb 8 with 2476 views | loftboy |
| Funniest moment following QPR on 20:31 - Feb 8 by WokingR |
Loft boy pretending he was a footballer during the half time entertainment.
Embarrassing |
Oh shit I forgot about that , it was half time in the midweek Arsenal game, they brought a wooden wall on with holes in and bet Fred said they’d double the amount of money that was painted next to the hole, just before we started the PA informed us that it was being broadcast all over Asia to several million people, not only did I not get a ball through the hole I missed the board completely! |  |
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| Funniest moment following QPR on 21:34 - Feb 8 with 2456 views | queensparker |
The away game at Villa a few years back when Freeman got the winner and Terry was typically making a c–t of himself, getting loads of extended grief as Villa bottled it once again, and a loud song went up “he’s gonna cry in a minute”.
I wasn’t even there, but that really made me laugh. A big missed away day that. |  | | |
| Funniest moment following QPR on 23:25 - Feb 8 with 2367 views | wombat |
| Funniest moment following QPR on 12:17 - Feb 8 by Metallica_Hoop |
Plymouth away.
Up 't top of the bit they put us in some gents were standing up but not causing any grief when the stewards and a copper came over and told them to sit down.
They duly did and after about 3 mins of quiet one said to the copper "Is it alright if I have a Polo?"
I properly started laughing. |
Fulham away first time we played them for ages when they gave us a stupidly small allocation , we was being walked back to Hammersmith along the main road and thus rangers fan on his bike appears bag of cans on his handle bars weaving along the road . As carried on waking and thus bike carried in weaving and weaved in front of the police van loaded with coppers just as he stuck his blue lights on as it was going off towards the Broadway, van driver stuck his brakes on hard as he could to avoid cyclist and half the coppers in the back did a 180 off there seats as it suddenly stopped bodies every where those walking back saw the events and pi55ed themselves |  |
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| Funniest moment following QPR on 01:03 - Feb 9 with 2307 views | Red_Ranger |
Cup match at Stamford Bridge
“John Terry - your mums a thief.”
Whole of second half | | | |
| Funniest moment following QPR on 10:52 - Feb 9 with 2201 views | Stanisgod |
Can't remember who we played but we were struggling and Tony Currie came over to get the ball for a throw in and someone shouted " come on Tony sort it out" and he shouted back " you want to try playing with this lot"! |  |
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| Funniest moment following QPR on 11:41 - Feb 9 with 2177 views | robith |
Newcastle away 2015 was my "QPR stag". Having made it to our seats despite me wearing a luminous green t shirt with a picture of Bono on that says "BONO IS A LEDGE WHO LOVES THE MACKEMS", some guy in shorts and flip flops (it was January) is adamant that his seat is in the middle of the 6 of us. He spends the whole first half taking selfies of himself.
Then as halftime begins, a smell emerges that I can only describe as what I imagine hell smells like. He pushes us all out of the way and runs down the stairs, holding his arse shouting "I'M GONNA SH!T MESELF". We didn't see him again.
Later that night we asked a guy for a photo. He pulls out a huge wad of cash, takes a selfie and hands us the phone back |  | | |
| Funniest moment following QPR on 12:32 - Feb 9 with 2139 views | headhoops |
| Funniest moment following QPR on 07:03 - Feb 7 by Loftgirl |
The FA cup tie away at Blackpool. Police escort along the front. Gobby bloke in his car shouting abuse at us. Car in front of him stopped, he didn't. |
same game we took the Euston special - very early start, no breakfast, no food on train, straight onto buses into the ground no food. back on train no food. Train stops, at Crewe I think, where its announced there will be a two minute wait whilst the engine is changed. Cue dozens of us diving into the platform shop and grabbing anything edible - supermarket sweep at its pinnacle.
Fat slag at Southampton.
In the Ellerslie next to the away end - R's guy in sheepskin and hat being given loads of del boy give us a wave, followed by del boy, shall we sing a song for you? He stands up and bellows "do Uptown girl then fuc£ off", to much applause from the faithful.
Wealdstone in the FA cup trying to take the loft |  |
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| Funniest moment following QPR on 12:35 - Feb 9 with 2127 views | PinnerPaul |
Very recent chant heard v Reading
"Is that all you bring away?"  | | | |
| Funniest moment following QPR on 17:44 - Feb 9 with 2008 views | paulparker |
| Funniest moment following QPR on 01:03 - Feb 9 by Red_Ranger |
Cup match at Stamford Bridge
“John Terry - your mums a thief.”
Whole of second half |
Yep followed by
“Simon cowell shagged yer wife “ to Ashley Cole when he came on |  |
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That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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| Funniest moment following QPR on 20:32 - Feb 9 with 1925 views | Esox_Lucius |
Chants would have to include the Jason Lee anthem "He's got a pineapple on his head" | |
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| Funniest moment following QPR on 20:57 - Feb 9 with 1889 views | CheshireR |
Sat behind a particularly gobby Liverpudlian in the lower school end during our game with the Scousers in 2014.
He was with the Rangers fans but didnt let that stop him repeatedly mouthing off about how poor we were and that the greatness of Liverpool and it's fans knew no bounds.
Annoying to say the least, to the point that after 10 minutes or so several of us "advised" him to button it.
He wasn't happy - but managed to restrict his support to low key celebrations when the Scousers scored there first two goals.
The comedy moment arrived on 90+ minutes when Vargas scored in front of the Loft to make it 2.2. The lower school end erupted, leaving the solitary Scouser in his seat.
Our celebrations got better when a Liverpool fan above in the upper school end threw a full pint of lager onto the Rangers fans below - but hitting the solitary Scouser full on the back of his head. Bullseye "De greatest fans in de world" had just soaked one of there own.
By the time Steven Caulker had put through his own goal to gift Liverpool a very late 2.3 victory our mate had made an exit.
Apparently it wasn't lager in the plastic pint pot - but a more personal gift from those above. [Post edited 9 Feb 2021 21:23]
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| Funniest moment following QPR on 21:21 - Feb 9 with 1854 views | 08olesen |
Nahki Wells getting rested for a midweek game and then finding out that he would be transferred to Bristol City two days later and end up playing against us on the saturday.....you just cant make it up. |  |
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| Funniest moment following QPR on 08:58 - Feb 10 with 1731 views | southbrookstreet |
| Funniest moment following QPR on 20:32 - Feb 9 by Esox_Lucius |
Chants would have to include the Jason Lee anthem "He's got a pineapple on his head" |
Yeah jason lee pineapple etc I remember that.. his ex-wife mentioned years later and said he hated that chant and couldn't get a hair cut quick enough.. | | | |
| Funniest moment following QPR on 09:24 - Feb 10 with 1695 views | loftboy |
| Funniest moment following QPR on 08:58 - Feb 10 by southbrookstreet |
Yeah jason lee pineapple etc I remember that.. his ex-wife mentioned years later and said he hated that chant and couldn't get a hair cut quick enough.. |
The “strawberry blonde, you’re having a laugh “ at James Collins I think got mentioned on sky | |
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| Funniest moment following QPR on 09:49 - Feb 10 with 1667 views | robith |
| Funniest moment following QPR on 20:32 - Feb 9 by Esox_Lucius |
Chants would have to include the Jason Lee anthem "He's got a pineapple on his head" |
Kinda mad how David Baddiel now gets to publish books about racism when he used to black up and ridicule a man's haircut when you think about it | | | |
| Funniest moment following QPR on 10:25 - Feb 10 with 1636 views | SydneyRs |
| Funniest moment following QPR on 11:06 - Feb 8 by BrianMcCarthy |
Me and my friend Dave used to hang around the players' exit after games. Dave had a superb Northern wit and drawl. In '92, Man City were in town, they had a good team by and large though they struggled up front where Adrian Heath had scored the princely sum of one goal in eighteen months. We were unstoppable that day and hammered them 4-0.
Outside afterwards, most of them were on the coach but Heath was signing autographs. Dave joined the throng and thrust a piece of paper in front of Heath who without looking was going through them one by one.
"Could you sign that please, Adrian"
"Ya, one minute"
"Hard luck today"
"Thanks"
"You were unlucky"
Thanks"
"You hit the bar"
"Ya"
Shame that"
"Ya"
"That would've been two goals in eighteen months"
And Heath goes for him. And Keith Curle goes for the two of us. And we can't fight cos we're laughing so hard. And their coach empties. And now it's the whole team coming for us. And we're laughing like we're Goodfellas. Eventually, Niall Quinn (who I kind of know) gets them all back on the coach and gives me a stern "you should know better, Brian" lecture and I tell him how it started and he cracks up laughing as well. [Post edited 10 Feb 2021 11:26]
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