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Fake Match Thread 13:58 - Mar 3 with 6828 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

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Connor through on goal but takes out a steward ejecting John Terry's mum for stealing a Balti pie.
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Fake Match Thread on 14:01 - Mar 3 with 3450 viewsNorthernr

Let's try and keep this a bit believable - UFO sightings, Conor Washington goals, Diane Abbott adding up correctly all fine. But do stick to the standard storyline of quickly going 2-0 down only to suddenly start playing for the final 25 minutes before coming up just short.
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Fake Match Thread on 14:03 - Mar 3 with 3441 viewsbosh67

Fake Match Thread on 14:01 - Mar 3 by Northernr

Let's try and keep this a bit believable - UFO sightings, Conor Washington goals, Diane Abbott adding up correctly all fine. But do stick to the standard storyline of quickly going 2-0 down only to suddenly start playing for the final 25 minutes before coming up just short.


Remember to copy and paste this at about 9.45pm on the 13th.

Never knowingly right.
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Fake Match Thread on 14:06 - Mar 3 with 3432 views2Thomas2Bowles

Trivia

Who missed a pen in the League Cup Semi-final 2nd leg 2-2 1977
And at which end of the ground
[Post edited 3 Mar 2018 14:08]

When willl this CV nightmare end
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Fake Match Thread on 14:11 - Mar 3 with 3412 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Did you threaten my dog?

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Fake Match Thread on 14:12 - Mar 3 with 3411 viewseghamranger

Anyone got any links/ streams

Qpr player isn’t working again 😡
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Fake Match Thread on 14:14 - Mar 3 with 3405 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Fake Match Thread on 14:11 - Mar 3 by BrianMcCarthy

Did you threaten my dog?


Edgy.

Fetch the shooter!

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Fake Match Thread on 14:15 - Mar 3 with 3402 viewsStanisgod

Any team news? Are we 4-4-2, 5-4-1, 5-5-0 or 10-0-0?

It's being so happy that keeps me going.

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Fake Match Thread on 14:18 - Mar 3 with 3388 viewsNorthernr

Fake Match Thread on 14:15 - Mar 3 by Stanisgod

Any team news? Are we 4-4-2, 5-4-1, 5-5-0 or 10-0-0?


It's the fcking wing backs again. Fcking Hollowhead, fcking clueless, fck off out of my club. etc etc.

Bold picking Smithies and Ingram together at the same time though, that's new.
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Fake Match Thread on 14:25 - Mar 3 with 3355 views2Thomas2Bowles

Washington playing his normal game

When willl this CV nightmare end
Poll: What will the result of the GE be

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Fake Match Thread on 14:26 - Mar 3 with 3358 viewsNoelmc

Fake Match Thread on 14:06 - Mar 3 by 2Thomas2Bowles

Trivia

Who missed a pen in the League Cup Semi-final 2nd leg 2-2 1977
And at which end of the ground
[Post edited 3 Mar 2018 14:08]


I was at the game and think it was Francis at the opposite end to the Holt End.

Entertaining game and felt pleased with 2-2 draw (agg 2-2) , especially as third game was drawn to be at Highbury. However got stuffed 3-0 in that play-off (Little hat-trick I think). Shame away goals didn't apply in those days!

Also had a coach window smashed on the way home by the friendly natives. Cold trip home!
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Fake Match Thread on 14:27 - Mar 3 with 3349 views2Thomas2Bowles

Fake Match Thread on 14:26 - Mar 3 by Noelmc

I was at the game and think it was Francis at the opposite end to the Holt End.

Entertaining game and felt pleased with 2-2 draw (agg 2-2) , especially as third game was drawn to be at Highbury. However got stuffed 3-0 in that play-off (Little hat-trick I think). Shame away goals didn't apply in those days!

Also had a coach window smashed on the way home by the friendly natives. Cold trip home!


Not GF but yes at the away end.

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Fake Match Thread on 14:28 - Mar 3 with 3349 viewsPinnerPaul

I'm done with QPR, football and life in general after seeing the team HE has picked!

And just to prove how much I DON'T care any more, I'll be posting my disgusted thoughts every 5 mins throughout the match.

About 4.51pm, again, just to show how much I couldn't give a toss, I will be posting a brand new, never seen before thread stating why HE MUST go ...NOW!
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Fake Match Thread on 14:28 - Mar 3 with 3347 viewsted_hendrix

I'm putting my xylophone and Glockenspiel up for sale at half time, the Glockenspiel has got good tonal ranges but the xylophone is bent at the edges and a bit shit sounding and a bit dead.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Fake Match Thread on 14:34 - Mar 3 with 3317 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Jamie Pollock inducted in the Forever Rs. Nice.
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Fake Match Thread on 14:46 - Mar 3 with 3270 viewsDejR_vu

Luongo through on goal, past the keeper, dribbles to the goal line, shoots, hits the post.

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Fake Match Thread on 14:49 - Mar 3 with 3262 viewsNorthernr

Fake Match Thread on 14:46 - Mar 3 by DejR_vu

Luongo through on goal, past the keeper, dribbles to the goal line, shoots, hits the post.


SteveC in 5... 4.... 3.... 2....
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Fake Match Thread on 14:56 - Mar 3 with 3235 viewsBoston

Ref’s stopped the game due to water logging, Rangers adrift without a rudder tactics has paid off.

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Fake Match Thread on 14:56 - Mar 3 with 3232 views2Thomas2Bowles

Fake Match Thread on 14:46 - Mar 3 by DejR_vu

Luongo through on goal, past the keeper, dribbles to the goal line, shoots, hits the post.


... rolls to CW open goal .. shoots ... hits the corner post

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Fake Match Thread on 14:58 - Mar 3 with 3224 viewsDejR_vu

Ned tries to bring it down, all 10 Villa outfield players jog over to the bench for a drink whilst he runs after it, he gets there just before it goes out for a throw, boots it as hard and high as he can to Washington who's still managed to get caught offside

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Fake Match Thread on 15:04 - Mar 3 with 3201 viewsNorthernr

Lynch stretching a calf.
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Fake Match Thread on 15:07 - Mar 3 with 3189 views2Thomas2Bowles

Thread missing something.. I know

Corner Rangers

CTN

When willl this CV nightmare end
Poll: What will the result of the GE be

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Fake Match Thread on 15:16 - Mar 3 with 3161 viewsWatfordR

What's happening FFS?
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Fake Match Thread on 15:17 - Mar 3 with 3158 viewsAgedR

Kranjcar looking leggy in the middle

Poll: Who do we want out of the way?

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Fake Match Thread on 15:19 - Mar 3 with 3152 viewsheadhoops

Fake Match Thread on 14:14 - Mar 3 by BazzaInTheLoft

Edgy.

Fetch the shooter!



That’s the new cookery teacher at Brooklyn College - dog on the menu tonight?
Has aggbonnggallahooor scored yet he’s due a goal

Poll: Remy - can he play in the playoffs - who's opening post is the best?

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Fake Match Thread on 15:21 - Mar 3 with 3141 viewsNorthernr

Fake Match Thread on 15:19 - Mar 3 by headhoops

That’s the new cookery teacher at Brooklyn College - dog on the menu tonight?
Has aggbonnggallahooor scored yet he’s due a goal


Micah Richards is going to open the scoring in about four minutes' time. Second goal going in during the witching hour of 40-50 minutes that we love so fcking much.
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