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I may get slammed for this by the drama queens but here goes anyway, German concentration commandant tell`s the camp we will now have ze game of ze football between ze Germans and the Jews, first team to touch the ball will be shot, JEWS KICK OFF.
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 18:24 - May 9 with 3126 views
Shìt Joke thread..... on 18:23 - May 9 by perplex
I may get slammed for this by the drama queens but here goes anyway, German concentration commandant tell`s the camp we will now have ze game of ze football between ze Germans and the Jews, first team to touch the ball will be shot, JEWS KICK OFF.
We will now have a game of ze Squash, I will drive ze steamroller.
Shìt Joke thread..... on 18:10 - May 9 by theloneranger
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex???
Oral sex makes your day ... Anal sex makes your hole weak!!
Dentist. I can see you had oral sex last night. Patient. How can you tell? Have a got a pubic hair stuck between my teeth? Dentist. No sir, you have shìt up your nostril.
You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
An Irish woman goes to confession. "Bless me father for I have sinned. I have been using contradictions." "Are you ignorant, woman?" "Yes, father. Three months."
Shìt Joke thread..... on 20:15 - May 9 by longlostjack
One for Kilkennyjack..
An Irish woman goes to confession. "Bless me father for I have sinned. I have been using contradictions." "Are you ignorant, woman?" "Yes, father. Three months."
A sobbing Ms Murphy approaches Fr O’Grady after mass.
He says: “So what’s bothering you?”
She replies: “Oh, Father, I’ve terrible news. My husband passed away last night.”
The priest says: “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. Did he have any last requests?”
"Certainly father," she replied. “He said: “Please Mary, put down that damn gun.”
You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
Bird from Canton ends up in the Heath A&E with a string of small bulbs hanging out of her box. Doctor asked " what's happened here love?" She replied " well I asked my husband what's happening with the xmas lights this year?....he told me to put em up myself " !
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 16:24 - May 14 with 2798 views
Swansea were playing Cardiff one day and Lee Trundle said to the rest of the team “I won’t need you lot today lads, I can beat these lot on my own”. So the rest of the team go to the pub for the day. Then later on Trundle enters the pub looking totally dejected, kicking stools around furiously.
“Why so angry Trunds? Did we lose?”
“No, we won 3:0 but I got sent off in the 24th minute.”
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Shìt Joke thread..... on 18:23 - May 9 by perplex
I may get slammed for this by the drama queens but here goes anyway, German concentration commandant tell`s the camp we will now have ze game of ze football between ze Germans and the Jews, first team to touch the ball will be shot, JEWS KICK OFF.
Bad taste..not funny.
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Shìt Joke thread..... on 17:32 - May 14 with 2748 views
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