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Rest of the Championship thread
at 14:12 9 Mar 2025

Please please please let Leeds fall apart again and let us play a part in their sundering 🙏🏼

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Alfie Lloyd
at 12:19 9 Mar 2025

If you haven’t learnt how to control a football by the time you’re 20 will you ever? I thought it was a basic requisite of being a professional football player. Controlling a football should be second nature by the time you’re knocking on the door of the first team. The next step up is doing it consistently in the heat of the battle. Or am I being harsh?

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Yesterday's lowlights
at 09:56 9 Mar 2025

First time I’ve seen the highlights. Never a penalty and Saito’s miss not as easy a chance as some are making out. Yes we should have taken the game more to 10 men but from the meagre highlights this was an away game against a top six side where we had a depleted first XI but were still unlucky to come away pointless. Yet still the chicken-lickens come out for a cluck.

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Friday Choons - The Italian Job
at 09:41 9 Mar 2025

puoi sentirlo?

bellezza nell'ombra

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QPR biography
at 08:20 9 Mar 2025

I struggled with Barton’s

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Friday Choons - The Italian Job
at 12:33 8 Mar 2025

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QPR biography
at 12:13 8 Mar 2025

All nine QPR appearances lovingly described in sonnet form.

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Friday Choons - The Italian Job
at 09:25 7 Mar 2025

El ef double-yoo
It’s fun to post on the el ef double-yoo

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Posties
at 08:18 7 Mar 2025

My dad was a postie in the 70s & 80s based in the big West Central depot on New Oxford Street. The stories he’d tell me of the high jinks they got up to. There was an underground postal railway - a sort of Indiana Jones type unmanned track running from Paddington to Whitechapel with a few stops in between. The casket type carriages would be full of letters and parcels for each sorting office. Now and then then the train would arrive with a furious banging and shouting from within one of the carriages. On opening there would be a terrified ashen-faced newbie or temp. After clambering out of the casket they would be taken to the cafe for a recuperating cup of tea or even to the bar for something stronger. Sometimes instead of this they would be greeted with a cheery “Next stop Mount Pleasant” the casket doors would be closed again and on they went. I expect the health and safety killjoys have put a stop to this innocent fun by now.

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Friday Choons - The Italian Job
at 07:19 7 Mar 2025

Goblin’s Argentino scores. More Italian than an AC Milan midfield on performance enhancing drugs.

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Rest In Peace Roy Ayres
at 12:05 6 Mar 2025

Vibes vibes vibes … RIP RA 🙏🏼

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The Beatles were a bit crap...
at 10:10 6 Mar 2025

Being for the benefit of Mr. Shyte!

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The Beatles were a bit crap...
at 02:11 5 Mar 2025

Awful band. The Rutles were far better.

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Oddest Football Club Merch You've Seen (not necessarily R's)
at 09:39 4 Mar 2025

I’ve always wanted to go on the Dragons’s Den to see if any one would buy into a range of condoms named after Scottish football clubs. I give you …

The Buckie Thistle
The Heart of Midlothian
The Bonnyrigg Rose
The Motherwell
The Clachnacuddin
The Civil Service Stroller
Keith
The Gala Fairydean
The Queen of the South
The Inverurie Loco Works FC

Gwan Deborah fancy a nibble?

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Thinking Of Getting One Of These...
at 00:54 3 Mar 2025

It’s shît. Very Bolton. Or Hull away … grrr! Could do better. IMHO 🙏🏼

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Schools
at 16:50 2 Mar 2025

School of Hard Knocks
University of Life
Polytechnic of Pain.
Evening class of Ennui
It’s a long road
… and there’s no turning back.

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Beatles..your favourite track..
at 10:42 1 Mar 2025

For the love of god I beg of you please lock this thread. You see I sleepily clicked on it by mistake this morning and then blow me I again sleepily clicked on one of the links therewithin and still in the hope of perhaps hearing a Michi Frey injury update all I see/hear are swinging sixties beat combo songs and not a dicky bird on a twisted Swiss calf muscle, a groin strain, or even a glass onion. Where’s the QPR news? Nowhere, man!

Anyway since you ask and in no particular order (order!):

Back In The USSR … which is where Trump will end up when he’s busted. Who you calling an Anthony Blunt she said she said.

Sun King? more like Sun Lamp King. The state of the fcuker’s boat. Like an anorexic supermodel’s been force-fed exotic Soleros for a week then shat her watery excreta all over his already repulsive boko. My sweet Lord!

The Fool on the hill? The Fool on Capitol Hill more like. I could go on but I don’t want to spoil the party. I should have known better than to bang on about Mean Mr Mustard Face here there and everywhere. Girl, I’m sure we can work it out but for now good day sunshine. Hello? Goodbye!

Give me love, give me hope, give me peace on Earth 🙏🏼 The End

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Choons - The French Connection
at 17:53 28 Feb 2025

France 1 Germany 0

Love this one

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Choons - The French Connection
at 12:54 28 Feb 2025

You’re no Popeye Doyle are ya - he’s not singing in Walloon 😆

And neither are this lot

La Larme Explose!

[Post edited 28 Feb 13:02]

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'That' Ch****a Chant
at 12:41 28 Feb 2025

Cmon guys just imagine how deeply offensive it must it be for rent boys to be (constantly) compared to Ch*ls** supporters.

[Post edited 28 Feb 16:53]

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