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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 22:18 24 Sep 2024
A young kid comes home from primary school.
His mother isn't happy as the school has been on the phone.
They want me to come in as you said the dreadful C word she says.
It wasn't clever was it she says.
No says the kid, it was cu-nt.! |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 15:02 3 Sep 2024
My mate said to me, " I don't know if Facebook has ever caused the lame to walk, but it sure has caused the dumb to speak. |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 17:39 21 Mar 2024
I've finally found my wife's g spot. It turns out her sister had it...... |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 16:32 14 Mar 2024
For those of you who don't want Alex listening in on your conversations, they now do a male version...... it doesn't listen to anything. |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 19:05 12 Feb 2024
Looking for some advice. How many roses should I give my wife on Valentines Day,? 6, 12, or 24.? Or should I give her the whole tin.? |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 19:54 8 Jan 2024
So Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd decide to break into a distillery,.
Daffy turns to Elmer and says, " is this whiskey, she said "Yeth,, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank. |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 19:37 8 Jan 2024
When Cubby Broccioli was auditioning for the new James Bond lead, he went for the actor who played Simon Templar, as he wanted someone who could Roger Moore. |
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Reply | I really dislike...
at 16:03 27 Dec 2023
I can go back to the mid fifties and can't think of one. But my memory isn't what it used to be. |
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Reply | I really dislike...
at 15:47 27 Dec 2023
In a nutshell Dozzell is poor, waste of a shirt. Marti will soon get rid if he can't get him going. |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 15:41 27 Dec 2023
A blonde woman decides she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes, and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blond's are smart.
While her husband is off to work she decides to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she get's down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5-30 to the smell of paint, he walks into the living room to find his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He then see's she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over to her and ask's if she is ok. She replies yes. He ask's what she is doing. She says she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then ask's why she has a ski jacket on top of her fur coat, she replies that she was reading the directions on the tin of paint, and it said for best results put on two coat's. |
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Reply | Ainsworth
at 15:03 8 Oct 2023
Perhaps Leicester could play with nine men and give us a chance. Having said that, could we be in for a surprise result.? And I don't mean losing 10-0. |
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Reply | Ainsworth
at 14:53 8 Oct 2023
Bang on. |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 10:00 4 Sep 2023
Putin visits a clairvoyant and asks, " can you tell me if you can see whats going to happen in the near future." She says, " I can see you in a big limousine driving through a large crowd the people are happy, laughing, and jumping for joy, all have cuddles, with smiling faces .
Putin asks, " am I waving back to them?" "No," she says, " the coffin is closed." |
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Reply | Lyndon Dykes - New deal
at 17:35 26 Jun 2023
Can only be good news, I'm expecting him to be hitting the back of the net on a regular basis. No doubt there will be a release clause in his contract. Happy with this. |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 10:37 28 Apr 2023
The husband says to the wife, " what's for dinner?"
The wife says " nothing."
The husband says " we had nothing last night, the wife says, " i know I made enough for two days." |
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