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Reply | As a matter of interest
at 21:44 22 Nov 2024
Baz is alive and well. His captors feed him regularly, at least once a fortnight, and they claim he enjoys his ice-cold fire hose showers. Say what you like about Baz, but that was one hell of a stag night. |
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Reply | Taking ownership – Preview
at 21:38 22 Nov 2024
Nobody really knows. It is rumoured to look something like this:
What? No, I'm not crying. I've got something in my eye. |
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Reply | Injury Updates
at 19:01 20 Nov 2024
It's shite but at least it's warm. This is the state we've reached. |
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Reply | Caption Competition
at 08:04 17 Nov 2024
What firing squad? They're Motivational Consultants. |
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Reply | Mike Tyson vs The Problem Child
at 20:24 15 Nov 2024
I would very much like to see Tyson win via an uppercut, delivered square into the bollocks, that lifts Paul 3 feet off the ground and leaves him in such a state that the corner has to use a car jack to unfold him to get him onto the stretcher. Preferably within the first 10 seconds.
Ding ding... whump! Aaaaaaaargh! Thud.
Sweet. |
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Reply | News blackout
at 22:11 14 Nov 2024
I love the way a lack of news has got us talking. |
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Reply | Larkeche
at 18:59 13 Nov 2024
Fck me! You're onto something here. Larkeche is getting better, every time he doesn't play for QPR, right? Well, I haven't a single game for us. I must be brilliant, and so is everyone on the LFW! We should play! Rush goalies, rolling subs, fag / lager / piss breaks, I reckon we'd walk the Championship. Only don't tell Nourry: I think he be pissed I've proved his business model is utter gash. |
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Reply | Women’s game
at 18:52 13 Nov 2024
Could they tell the men's team? |
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Reply | A Shrew Appointment
at 18:50 13 Nov 2024
I still love him. Snakeskin boots, drainpipe jeans, shirt unbuttoned to the waist, away at Blackpool in a sub-zero hurricane, hair blowing majestically as he air-guitars his way through 3 second half substitutions... fcking majestic! The one and only Gareth Aerosmith! |
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Reply | German football
at 20:22 11 Nov 2024
Used to know a fella in Dorset who'd served in the Army and, whilst stationed in Germany near Gelsenkirchen, became a complete Schalke 04 nut. He and his mates would go over 4 or 5 times a season and they absolutely loved it. |
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Reply | David Coote
at 18:36 11 Nov 2024
Please, someone find the (alleged) recording of Keith Stroud sitting down with Steve Martin, laughing as they outline their deep and abiding hatred for us, eating live hamsters and revealing their true form as reptilian fcktards from beyond the sun. |
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Reply | Its the Board Stupid!
at 09:27 10 Nov 2024
I, for one, do not condone sniffing anyone's high end. Honestly, we should bring back hanging. |
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