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I've got this friend..... 06:50 - Dec 8 with 16560 views

Who's been going out with his girlfriend for a good few years now......and she wants to settle down and get married and make little people and stuff....BUT.....and it's a big BUT.......he's finally realised he prefers ...Mario,to Maria for instance.
And this "friend" was wondering if he should step out of Narnia via the wardrobe or carry on his charade and rear a family with this despicable vile money sucking beautiful Zumba instructor.

I said to him that, whatever your decision is i'll stand by you and stick up for you.

After a brief uneasy couple of minutes we had a manly sort of hug and then played darts whilst drinking vodka red bulls in pint glasses and abusing the bar staff really quietly.

I wouldn't know what to do if I was in his shoes living with such a horrible person that shouts at you and makes you fee likel you have no sense of worth or reason to live.

I'd be so confused "if" I was in his shoes ........what do you boys....reckon?