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Petty Insanities 16:04 - May 16 with 11569 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

and examples of unreasonable behavior.

Not throwing hot teabags in the bin lest you burn the house down, turning the car radio off when looking for a new address.

That sort of thing.
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Petty Insanities on 16:13 - May 16 with 5929 viewsMaggsinho

I breathe in if I'm driving through a narrow gap.
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Petty Insanities on 16:24 - May 16 with 5859 viewsBluce_Ree

Supporting QPR.

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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Petty Insanities on 17:11 - May 16 with 5723 viewsMrSheen

I can’t bring myself to get rid of unwanted presents - books I’ll never read, a cupboard full of unused picture frames, tee shirts and gloves, etc. I’m not otherwise superstitious but I’m afraid of some karmic punishment if I unload any of these.
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Petty Insanities on 17:15 - May 16 with 5711 viewsCateLeBonR

Putting plates and cutlery in order so the most recently used and washed MUST go to the bottom of the draw/stack.
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Petty Insanities on 17:16 - May 16 with 5711 viewsR_from_afar

Always parking in the same place in a work, or other, car park, for no good reason.

"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Petty Insanities on 17:23 - May 16 with 5661 viewsSheffieldHoop

Washing chicken, I've explained it's pointless and a health hazard, but she won't change.

"Someone despises me. That's their problem." Marcus Aurelius

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Petty Insanities on 17:29 - May 16 with 5664 viewsW4Hoop

Misplacing something and looking for it everywhere until I find it. Just to throw it away.
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Petty Insanities on 17:30 - May 16 with 5648 viewsessextaxiboy

Dont leave the house after flushing the toilet until is refilled and stopped.
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Petty Insanities on 17:39 - May 16 with 5616 viewsnumptydumpty

When you ask your partner if they are OK ;


And the answer is "I'm fine"


Their tone kind of suggests fine they are not !!! 😆


Followed by asking what's up ??


And the answer is "Nothing"


You know then that you have done some bad bad boy stuff but clues - you don't have any !!! 😮
[Post edited 16 May 17:43]

Walking in a "Mackie Wonderland"
Poll: Where will we finish next season ???

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Petty Insanities on 18:07 - May 16 with 5556 viewsPaddyhoops

The F**kwits driving in dense fog with no lights on . In the middle lane at 50 MPH on the M1 this morning. 🤦🏼‍♂️
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Petty Insanities on 18:12 - May 16 with 5549 viewsBklynRanger

Cutting off the button on a pair of white jeans before they go in the white wash, because the button is attached by a red thread.

Despite having never, to my eyes, sewn a button on anything, ever!

Later having to blag how to sew a button on.

Button falling off in pub.
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Petty Insanities on 18:22 - May 16 with 5517 viewsHAYESBOY

I live in a Court with 8 flats (2 buildings facing each other) and the Court has an entrance with two gates chest height. For as long as I have been there one gate is open and one gate is shut normally. If someone visiting or someone who lives in the Court opens both gates and leaves them that way, I have to go out there and close the one gate.

Smells like a trout farm in here

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Petty Insanities on 18:43 - May 16 with 5461 viewsGus_iom

Petty Insanities on 17:23 - May 16 by SheffieldHoop

Washing chicken, I've explained it's pointless and a health hazard, but she won't change.


Is the chicken wandering around doing its thing when your wife grabs it and gives it a good clean, or is it packaged for consumption?
I think we should be told.
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Petty Insanities on 18:56 - May 16 with 5400 viewsted_hendrix

I will check that all the external doors are locked at least Four times per evening.
Back door-front door- 2X French doors, ordinarily starting circa 9.00pm through to midnight.
I can't walk past an external door during the late evening without checking It's locked.
The other person living In my head often tells me ''you've checked that door already''

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Petty Insanities on 19:02 - May 16 with 5376 viewscharmr

Checking the garage door is closed before I drive off. If I don’t I drive around the block to check. Maddening!

I did leave it open one day and I do live in Baltimore with opportunists and strange bedfellows skulking around a plenty. That’s why. Still maddening
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Petty Insanities on 19:11 - May 16 with 5361 viewsHunterhoop

Petty Insanities on 18:12 - May 16 by BklynRanger

Cutting off the button on a pair of white jeans before they go in the white wash, because the button is attached by a red thread.

Despite having never, to my eyes, sewn a button on anything, ever!

Later having to blag how to sew a button on.

Button falling off in pub.


White jeans?
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Petty Insanities on 19:23 - May 16 with 5332 viewsScubaHoop

I have a favorite hob on the oven (the one on the right corner closest to me) I didn't realize I did until my 8 year old asked me why I always used the same one.
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Petty Insanities on 19:24 - May 16 with 5325 viewsqprxtc

I always fall fast asleep directly after intercourse.
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Petty Insanities on 19:29 - May 16 with 5310 viewsBklynRanger

Petty Insanities on 19:11 - May 16 by Hunterhoop

White jeans?


Owned by a laaaady
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Petty Insanities on 19:34 - May 16 with 5287 viewsFDC

Petty Insanities on 19:29 - May 16 by BklynRanger

Owned by a laaaady


Oh OK cool, you're wearing ladies white jeans down the pub (with no button)
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Petty Insanities on 19:37 - May 16 with 5276 viewsted_hendrix

Petty Insanities on 19:34 - May 16 by FDC

Oh OK cool, you're wearing ladies white jeans down the pub (with no button)


And a bigger than average belly.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Petty Insanities on 19:43 - May 16 with 5260 viewsdmm

Petty Insanities on 19:24 - May 16 by qprxtc

I always fall fast asleep directly after intercourse.


Would that be verbal intercourse?
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Petty Insanities on 19:46 - May 16 with 5237 viewsDorse

Petty Insanities on 19:23 - May 16 by ScubaHoop

I have a favorite hob on the oven (the one on the right corner closest to me) I didn't realize I did until my 8 year old asked me why I always used the same one.


Back left, for me. No idea why. Just 'works'.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Petty Insanities on 19:50 - May 16 with 5236 viewsBklynRanger

Petty Insanities on 19:34 - May 16 by FDC

Oh OK cool, you're wearing ladies white jeans down the pub (with no button)


My wife was wearing the jeans, her own jeans

She let's me wear her bra sometimes but you can wash that with anything
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Petty Insanities on 20:11 - May 16 with 5169 viewsqprxtc

Petty Insanities on 19:43 - May 16 by dmm

Would that be verbal intercourse?


Is there any other kind?
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