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All-time stinker XI 19:02 - Apr 30 with 13506 viewsGlossolalia

Let's take a trip down memory lane. The type of trip where not even a thousand rose-tinted specs could put any veneer of respectability on these, the football-hoofing excuses for professional footballers that played for SCFC.

We will stick with 4-4-2 for ease. You must have, unfortunately, seen these uncoordinated abominations play, before your incredulous eyes.

Let's be avin yer, or something. Your XI from hell.



[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 19:03]
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All-time stinker XI on 22:51 - Apr 30 with 2401 viewsSwanjaxs

All-time stinker XI on 22:13 - Apr 30 by Al_Bundy

M Howard
R McHale
S Chapple
M Bound - For is antics during the dark times
R Sanches
T Boyle


Shaun Chapple...

Really 👀

The Eastside Cantona 😎


You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
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All-time stinker XI on 23:06 - Apr 30 with 2379 viewssplJack

Tom Carroll
Keaveney
Mumford
Frankie Howard
Renato Sanches
Sam Clucas
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All-time stinker XI on 23:08 - Apr 30 with 2375 viewsCaptain_Sham

1) Jason Jones
2)Edit: Neil Sharp here, Gurney wasnt THAT bad.
3) Michael Jackson - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jackson_(footballer,_born_1980)
4) Mark Hughes - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Hughes_(footballer,_born_1962)
5) Paul Maddy
6) Barry Wellings- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Wellings
7) Kevin Budd - http://hugmansfootballers.com/player/2599
8) Charlie Hartfield
9) Tommy Mutton
10) Aiden Newhouse
11) Warren Aspinall

Colin Appleton as manager. Cullis his Assistant.
[Post edited 2 May 2020 6:47]

Its just a ride.

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All-time stinker XI on 23:14 - Apr 30 with 2363 viewsProfessor

Bodak was rubbish too. Colin McDonald awful. We paid money for these donkeys too. Phillips,
McClean, Newhouse- made Steve Watkin look like Messi
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All-time stinker XI on 23:18 - Apr 30 with 2349 viewsSwanjaxs

Gareth Edwards

You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
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All-time stinker XI on 23:32 - Apr 30 with 2329 viewsTreforys_Jack

All-time stinker XI on 23:08 - Apr 30 by Captain_Sham

1) Jason Jones
2)Edit: Neil Sharp here, Gurney wasnt THAT bad.
3) Michael Jackson - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jackson_(footballer,_born_1980)
4) Mark Hughes - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Hughes_(footballer,_born_1962)
5) Paul Maddy
6) Barry Wellings- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Wellings
7) Kevin Budd - http://hugmansfootballers.com/player/2599
8) Charlie Hartfield
9) Tommy Mutton
10) Aiden Newhouse
11) Warren Aspinall

Colin Appleton as manager. Cullis his Assistant.
[Post edited 2 May 2020 6:47]


Ooooofff !!! fair play that's a shocking line up.
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All-time stinker XI on 23:42 - Apr 30 with 2306 viewsbuilthjack

All-time stinker XI on 22:42 - Apr 30 by MrSwerve

No mention of Tabanou yet?!


Always keep the best (worst) til last.

Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.

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All-time stinker XI on 23:57 - Apr 30 with 2308 viewsmonmouth

Kevin Amankwaah

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All-time stinker XI on 00:05 - May 1 with 2297 viewsswancity

Swansea 0 Kidderminster 4

Look no further 👍

Only an idiot would eat a turkey curry on Christmas day

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All-time stinker XI on 00:26 - May 1 with 2288 viewstheloneranger

Derek Bellotti

Mickey Evans
Franck Tabanou
Don Murray
Vangelis Moras

Dave Roberts
Peter Bodak
Charlie Hartfield
Ken Pound

Linton Brown
Itay Shechter

Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎

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All-time stinker XI on 03:03 - May 1 with 2246 viewsNotLoyal

All-time stinker XI on 21:37 - Apr 30 by Professor

Hough and Moreira at least were triers.
Mardenborough was fast. I would also include Stewart
Phillips.
We had some shocking forwards 80s and 90s


Phillips was the worst player I have ever seen in a swans shirt.

OK I've changed it.
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All-time stinker XI on 06:03 - May 1 with 2249 viewsjackal

Renato Sanches,

No effort, no skill and a stinking attitude.

At least all the others mentioned gave some effort.
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All-time stinker XI on 08:18 - May 1 with 2189 viewssP7qupUf

All-time stinker XI on 22:18 - Apr 30 by pencoedjack

Kyle Bartley

2 decent games in 4.5 years of being on the books
[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 22:19]


Montero falls into that bracket too despite what those with rose tinted glasses think on here.
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All-time stinker XI on 08:29 - May 1 with 2173 viewsdna

Peter Guthrie has got to be in goal!!!!
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All-time stinker XI on 08:46 - May 1 with 2150 viewssainthelens

Shecter.
Utterly useless cvnt.
Went missing more often than Colin's eyebrows.
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All-time stinker XI on 09:03 - May 1 with 2141 viewsWhiterockin

I would like to throw Brad Maylett into the hat. Came on loan for a couple of games and joined us permanently the next season and scored a hat trick in his first game, then did nothing after. He went on to non league obscurity.
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All-time stinker XI on 09:04 - May 1 with 2141 viewsWarwickHunt

All-time stinker XI on 08:29 - May 1 by dna

Peter Guthrie has got to be in goal!!!!


Derek Belotti made Guthrie look like Buffon.
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All-time stinker XI on 11:55 - May 1 with 2075 viewsCaptain_Sham

All-time stinker XI on 08:29 - May 1 by dna

Peter Guthrie has got to be in goal!!!!


All was forgiven with Guthrie for his performance vs Torquay in playoff finals.

Its just a ride.

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All-time stinker XI on 12:35 - May 1 with 2044 viewsAl_Bundy

All-time stinker XI on 00:05 - May 1 by swancity

Swansea 0 Kidderminster 4

Look no further 👍


This ... my worst ever Vetch evening experience .. easily could have been 10 conceded
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All-time stinker XI on 12:58 - May 1 with 2031 viewsJBT95

All-time stinker XI on 22:18 - Apr 30 by pencoedjack

Kyle Bartley

2 decent games in 4.5 years of being on the books
[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 22:19]


I don't think Bartley is/was a bad player.

Leeds worshipped him when he was there - as captain - and he starts in a WBA side that hasn't been outside the top 3 all season.

He just never had a run of games here.

Personally, I think we were daft letting him go when we got relegated. Centre back is a bit of an issue for us at the moment with 2 on loan, VDH possibly not extending his contract and Rodon could be off? Leaves us with just Cabango.
[Post edited 1 May 2020 12:59]
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All-time stinker XI on 13:03 - May 1 with 2026 viewseddie71

Jordi Lopez
Vasquez

Though all pail to Renato Sanchez.
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All-time stinker XI on 14:23 - May 1 with 1994 viewsBobbyBacala

All-time stinker XI on 13:03 - May 1 by eddie71

Jordi Lopez
Vasquez

Though all pail to Renato Sanchez.


I remember Vasquez being absolutely slaughtered by Williams at the end of the first half of an FA Cup game against Birmingham. You do see teammates have a go at each other, but it was clear Williams had no respect for him at all.

I didn't mind Shechter - he tried, and I loved the fact he eventually scored (albeit with a huge deflection). The odds on us scoring 3 and the scorers being Rangel, Shechter and Tiandalli
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All-time stinker XI on 14:53 - May 1 with 1975 viewsWhiterockin

All-time stinker XI on 14:23 - May 1 by BobbyBacala

I remember Vasquez being absolutely slaughtered by Williams at the end of the first half of an FA Cup game against Birmingham. You do see teammates have a go at each other, but it was clear Williams had no respect for him at all.

I didn't mind Shechter - he tried, and I loved the fact he eventually scored (albeit with a huge deflection). The odds on us scoring 3 and the scorers being Rangel, Shechter and Tiandalli


The game where Vasquez didn't walk off with the other players at half time, but walked off through a different corner of the ground.
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All-time stinker XI on 15:17 - May 1 with 1957 viewsVARDREJACK

Tony Cullen 1992-93 season
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All-time stinker XI on 17:58 - May 1 with 1909 viewsGaryjack

All-time stinker XI on 20:29 - Apr 30 by Swanjaxs

Always remember being 1 up against Cambridge United on a stinking Tuesday night, they get a penalty only for Potter to pull off a cracking save...
and the game being abandoned 😂

*I'm sure we lost the rearranged game too*
[Post edited 30 Apr 2020 20:30]


It was Bradford City on a Friday night. And not only did they win the re-arranged fixture, they also pipped us to promotion by a point.
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