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Villa due to announce Racist Moron this afternoon on 08:08 - Jul 4 by Dorse
Apparently he had offers from Prem clubs for more money but he went for Villa because he 'didn't want to play against Chelsea'. Yeah right, and I once shagged Scarlett Johanson in a hot air balloon floating over the trooping of the colour.
Ive got the video.
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Villa due to announce Racist Moron this afternoon on 12:35 - Jul 4 with 1877 views
As much as I dislike John Terry, I do fear that this will prove to be a very good signing for Villa and have nightmares of him heading a late winner at Loftus Rd
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Villa due to announce Racist Moron this afternoon on 15:08 - Jul 4 with 1820 views
'Barnes put down the telephone. Technically, the phrase 'put down' was incorrect as he simply pressed the 'End Call' button. The idiom is a hangover from the days when to end a call one would put the handset into a cradle which, once depressed, would terminate the connection. He leant back in his chair and wondered how he could convince his chairman Kim 'Tiger' Fong-Wah.
Terry Johns, the veteran captain, leader and legend of Cunceville Town had just agreed to join Leddersford. Sure, he had been a controversial figure over the past few years, and his legs had gone, and he had shacked up with his teammates' pets in what could only be called a 'romantic abnormality', and he had a propensity to quote whole passages from Mein Kampf but Barnes knew he could do a job in the Championship...'
'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'
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Villa due to announce Racist Moron this afternoon on 17:58 - Jul 4 with 1730 views
Villa due to announce Racist Moron this afternoon on 08:08 - Jul 4 by Dorse
Apparently he had offers from Prem clubs for more money but he went for Villa because he 'didn't want to play against Chelsea'. Yeah right, and I once shagged Scarlett Johanson in a hot air balloon floating over the trooping of the colour.
Yeah, she told me that was the only way you could "get it up", up and a-waaaaaay...
100% of people who drink water will die.
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Villa due to announce Racist Moron this afternoon on 02:21 - Jul 5 with 1658 views
Really hope Villa get drawn against Chelski in the cup.. as Terry said he didn't want to play for a Prem team as he didn't want to play against Chelsea....
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Villa due to announce Racist Moron this afternoon on 09:39 - Jul 5 with 1623 views
Ohhhh john terry is racist he wears a nazi cap his dad will sell u cocaine his mum will rob your flat he'll sleep with your missues he'll knee you in the back in case I haven't mentioned it he hates you if you're black
favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
Villa due to announce Racist Moron this afternoon on 15:32 - Jul 4 by Dorse
'Barnes put down the telephone. Technically, the phrase 'put down' was incorrect as he simply pressed the 'End Call' button. The idiom is a hangover from the days when to end a call one would put the handset into a cradle which, once depressed, would terminate the connection. He leant back in his chair and wondered how he could convince his chairman Kim 'Tiger' Fong-Wah.
Terry Johns, the veteran captain, leader and legend of Cunceville Town had just agreed to join Leddersford. Sure, he had been a controversial figure over the past few years, and his legs had gone, and he had shacked up with his teammates' pets in what could only be called a 'romantic abnormality', and he had a propensity to quote whole passages from Mein Kampf but Barnes knew he could do a job in the Championship...'
Yes, John Tracey had a chequered past alright. 'Chequered' refered to the playing board used in chequers, which - somewhat ironically - consisted of alternatively black and white squares. Tracey was, to be blunt, a racist and a bit of cúnt. Despite these failings, as Barnes reclined in his exectuive leather chair he felt sure they were destined to have a steaming hot bromance. 'Bromance' was a contemporay portmanteau, used mostly by morons.
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Villa due to announce Racist Moron this afternoon on 12:46 - Jul 5 with 1534 views
Be interesting if he envisages some sort of guard of honour, off in the 26th minute bullsht for the final game of the season (presumably his last before retirement). Watford Rich at work informs me they've got Millwall away.
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Villa due to announce Racist Moron this afternoon on 15:13 - Jul 5 with 1425 views
Villa due to announce Racist Moron this afternoon on 15:05 - Jul 5 by Northernr
Be interesting if he envisages some sort of guard of honour, off in the 26th minute bullsht for the final game of the season (presumably his last before retirement). Watford Rich at work informs me they've got Millwall away.
Villa due to announce Racist Moron this afternoon on 12:35 - Jul 4 by YorkRanger
As much as I dislike John Terry, I do fear that this will prove to be a very good signing for Villa and have nightmares of him heading a late winner at Loftus Rd
Maybe, but to me this smacks of what we used to do - buy burnt out wrecks (Bosingwa, Rio Ferdinand etc) from Champions League clubs.
Air hostess clique
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Villa due to announce Racist Moron this afternoon on 15:05 - Jul 6 with 1273 views
Villa due to announce Racist Moron this afternoon on 11:12 - Jul 5 by loftboy
Just seen this on a Facebook page
Chant for John Terry
Ohhhh john terry is racist he wears a nazi cap his dad will sell u cocaine his mum will rob your flat he'll sleep with your missues he'll knee you in the back in case I haven't mentioned it he hates you if you're black
Official Chant Committee minutes Date: 5th July, Dog & Handgun public house, snug
Submission from Lofty 'The Boy' Loft-Boyson entitled 'That Fcuking John Bastard Terry Song' was agreed unanimously by the committee. It was suggested that this should be accompanied with jeering before and after and supplemented with obscene hand-gestures.
'What's Scowen On?' was declared to be a masterpiece but the suggestion of a vigorous lambada was voted down by the committee.
The suggestion that 'We Want Our Rangers Back' should be replaced with 'OK Fine, We've Got Our Rangers Back But Don't Think For One Minute That We're Grateful About It' was parked pending further revision.
AOB: The lack of pork scratchings was raised once more with the bar staff who replied that they would stick a bar stool somewhere uncomfortable if we didn't stop going on about it. It was decided, in the light of the neck-thickness of the Landlord, to stick with the rosemary focaccia with sea salt and olive oil for the immediate future.
'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'
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