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Best Ruined Song Lyrics 18:31 - May 21 with 7994 views

I often, well constantly, get accused of ruining people's favourite songs by changing the words to something that I find better. I can't help it: it's a compulsive disorder. Probably. Do you all suffer from a similar condition?

A tame example would be: 'Tie Angela Rippon to an old oak tree'.

A more heinous one would be my altered lyrics to 'Angels' by Robbie Williams which begin with 'And through it all, she makes me wear protection, plays with my...' Well, you get the idea.

Tell me I'm not alone.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

Best Ruined Song Lyrics on 20:13 - May 22 with 1121 views

londonscottish

Best Ruined Song Lyrics on 09:06 - May 22 by PlanetHonneywood
The Peter Kay sketch. Just let me staple the vicar....blinding.

Loved that

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Best Ruined Song Lyrics on 21:26 - May 22 with 1089 views

ted_hendrix

"She may be the face I can't forget,
A trace of pleasure or regret,
May be my treasure or
The price I have to pay."

"She may be the song that summer sings,
May be the chill that autumn brings,
May be a hundred different things
Within the measure of a day."

"She may be the mirror of my dream,
A smile reflected in a stream,
Nah, she's a silly cow
Anyone fancy a pint"?

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

Best Ruined Song Lyrics on 06:16 - May 27 with 1011 views

DannyPaddox

F.E.A.R.
Ian Brown.

Fried Eels Alarm Romanians
Flaps Erect Astounding Rectums
Finding Elephants Around Romford
Finally Everton Are Relegated
For Everything A Ringpiece

[Post edited 27 May 2017 6:28]

Best Ruined Song Lyrics on 08:11 - May 27 with 988 views

E17hoop

Take That - Back for Good
(first line and appropriate)
I guess now it's time, for me to throw up, I think it's time.

	It's always noisiest at the shallow end
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Best Ruined Song Lyrics on 11:32 - May 27 with 967 views

GaryT

"Four hundred thousand dead sparrows, lost in the jails in South America"

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