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Anyone see the BBC doc on Russian Hooligans? on 10:31 - Feb 17 by Konk
Watching them running round Marseille in their bum bags, Seb Coe shorts, muscle vests and bandanas stroking each other’s chests and biceps in scenes straight out of Venice Beach in 1985, it seemed to me that the methods we’d relied on — strength in numbers, strength in continental lager, sheer stupidity and sheep like behaviour — these were outdated. Adapt or die. Move on or move off. Innovate or don’t and wait and see what happens.
Chatting with other people from the football violence scene, it was obvious that we needed to respond; we couldn’t let this go unanswered. Our reputation was at stake. So, we got down to Sports direct, got ourselves kitted out in some Lonsdale muscle vests which we cut down to crop tops, lightweight running shorts and cleaned WH Smith at Terminal 5 out of bum bags. We set about lifting weights, chugging whey protein shakes, watching cage fighting on Youtube and rolling round on the floor with each other, practising Judo moves and wearing boxing boots. And following Dave Brailsford’s philosophy of Marginal gains, we even started doing fake tans.
Down at Fulham, a lot of blokes started complimenting me on my physique, personal grooming and my tie-dye weightlifting trousers; so one by one, I got them down to the gym as guests on my membership, and slowly things began to snowball until some of our boys were benching 100kg. We were ready.
We’re fighting fire with fire. This is my lot on their way to Blues the other week — absolutely taking the pi ss outside the Irish Centre in Digbeth. We are ready for Russia.
Looks like they have started following the Russian model in Grimsby
And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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Anyone see the BBC doc on Russian Hooligans? on 11:40 - Feb 17 with 6227 views
I haven't seen the doc, but wasn't there a similar Panorama programme just before Euro 2012 about Polish and Ukrainian hoolies? I seem to recall Sol Campbell saying England fans would be coming back in body bags.
Air hostess clique
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Anyone see the BBC doc on Russian Hooligans? on 11:41 - Feb 17 with 6222 views
Interviewer: How would you characterise the members of your firm? What are you looking for in your members?
Vasily: When someone comes to us and says they want to join our firm, there are a number of things we’re looking for: Are they a patriot? Are they brave? And most importantly, are they physically fit? I don't want no seven stone weakling, Or a boy who thinks he's a girl, I'm after a hunk of a guy, An experienced man of the world, There ain't no way that I'll make do, With anything less than I'm used to, If I have a man tonight, He's gotta be right, right, right. So Macho, He's got to be, So Macho, He's got to be big and strong enough, to turn me on, He's got to have, big blue eyes, Be able to satisfy, He's got to be big and strong enough, to turn me on. And he’s going to need a gum shield too. And a bum bag. That's very important.
Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts
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Anyone see the BBC doc on Russian Hooligans? on 11:49 - Feb 17 with 6198 views
Anyone see the BBC doc on Russian Hooligans? on 11:40 - Feb 17 by TacticalR
I haven't seen the doc, but wasn't there a similar Panorama programme just before Euro 2012 about Polish and Ukrainian hoolies? I seem to recall Sol Campbell saying England fans would be coming back in body bags.
I think he actually said, "From what I've seen and heard, it sounds like they'll be coming home with bum bags". Got misreported.
Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts
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Anyone see the BBC doc on Russian Hooligans? on 11:56 - Feb 17 with 6175 views
Anyone see the BBC doc on Russian Hooligans? on 09:21 - Feb 17 by Mick_S
That meet up in the woods was one step away from dogging.
If you look closely, you can spot Stan Collymore parked up in the distance with a pair of binoculars.
Rather than rolling round in the woods, they just want to head up to the Heath at dusk. It's a pretty liberal crowd up there - live and let live and all that. No danger of someone calling the police. They could then go for a few drinks and something to eat in Hampstead afterwards before getting the bus home, rather than traipsing round in a Forest trying to find where they'd left their minibus.
Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts
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Anyone see the BBC doc on Russian Hooligans? on 12:01 - Feb 17 with 6151 views
Anyone see the BBC doc on Russian Hooligans? on 11:40 - Feb 17 by TacticalR
I haven't seen the doc, but wasn't there a similar Panorama programme just before Euro 2012 about Polish and Ukrainian hoolies? I seem to recall Sol Campbell saying England fans would be coming back in body bags.
Yes. But this is funnier. And more gay. It couldn't have been more so if Dale Winton was the presenter. With Judge Rinder being the mob leader.
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Anyone see the BBC doc on Russian Hooligans? on 12:08 - Feb 17 with 6125 views
Anyone see the BBC doc on Russian Hooligans? on 09:14 - Feb 17 by Konk
The whole thing is massively homo-erotic. A big bunch of Muscle Mary's rolling around in the Woods. I suspect everyone would be a lot happier if they packed in the fighting and took to dancing to Hi-NRG Disco in crop tops and hot pants.
@Jamie 'When for one terrifying split second it appeared that a punch would be thrown, the fight was called off. As the chief hitman assured us, we wouldn't want anybody to get hurt.'
Safe hooliganism. You know it makes sense.
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Anyone see the BBC doc on Russian Hooligans? on 13:32 - Feb 17 with 5879 views
Anyone see the BBC doc on Russian Hooligans? on 13:38 - Feb 17 by Konk
Good to see Roger D'Coursey sporting a retro casual look. Him, Lynchy and Tarby inspired a generation.
Roger D'Coursey a fulhams fans name if ever I heard one
And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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Anyone see the BBC doc on Russian Hooligans? on 13:58 - Feb 17 with 5676 views
Anyone see the BBC doc on Russian Hooligans? on 13:48 - Feb 17 by paulparker
Roger D'Coursey a fulhams fans name if ever I heard one
Palace, apparently.
Don't all Russians still do military service? To counter this inherent disadvantage, we should include infantry tactics in the national curriculum. We also have hordes of experienced educators and youth leaders languishing in prison for historic peccadillos who could introduce our gallant youth to Spartan-style esprit de corps. Come on Mrs May, thrown open those doors, national pride depends on it.
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Anyone see the BBC doc on Russian Hooligans? on 14:03 - Feb 17 with 5662 views
Anyone see the BBC doc on Russian Hooligans? on 12:52 - Feb 17 by E17hoop
I'll have to look it up on iPlayer as I didn't see it.
I can just imagine groups of shirtless skinheads in day-glo bum-bags posturing to the tune of Kalinka. As others have said, it's all very homo-erotic which is quite ironic really.
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Anyone see the BBC doc on Russian Hooligans? on 14:17 - Feb 17 with 5627 views
Anyone see the BBC doc on Russian Hooligans? on 11:41 - Feb 17 by Konk
Interviewer: How would you characterise the members of your firm? What are you looking for in your members?
Vasily: When someone comes to us and says they want to join our firm, there are a number of things we’re looking for: Are they a patriot? Are they brave? And most importantly, are they physically fit? I don't want no seven stone weakling, Or a boy who thinks he's a girl, I'm after a hunk of a guy, An experienced man of the world, There ain't no way that I'll make do, With anything less than I'm used to, If I have a man tonight, He's gotta be right, right, right. So Macho, He's got to be, So Macho, He's got to be big and strong enough, to turn me on, He's got to have, big blue eyes, Be able to satisfy, He's got to be big and strong enough, to turn me on. And he’s going to need a gum shield too. And a bum bag. That's very important.
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