Please log in or register. Registered visitors get fewer ads.
Forum index | Previous Thread | Next thread
Some lower league hilarity.. 16:47 - Aug 6 with 29052 viewsJonnyTheJack

Cardiff fans booing Jazz because he refused to do the Ayatollah numerous times

http://www.cardiffcityforum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=175718
2
Some lower league hilarity.. on 20:11 - Aug 11 with 2462 viewsmorningstar

Some lower league hilarity.. on 19:30 - Aug 11 by sherpajacob

A Cardiff friend of mine who was there Saturday tells me about 4 or 5 of the fans requests for him to do it were while play was going on and jazz was marking people.

Will this thread ever end ?


There's only one way this is going to end. Jazzy will do the Ayatollah, he'll be slagged off for 4 or 5 pages, called a scummer blah blah, and the vvankers doing it will make us look just as sad as their fans were for booing him on Saturday for not doing it.

The End.

Only winner of Planetswans Petulant Diva award.
Poll: Southampton home next. How many points

1
Some lower league hilarity.. on 21:15 - Aug 11 with 2367 viewsskippyjack

http://www.ccmb.co.uk/showthread.php?419182-Jacks-spoil-another-day-for-me&s=91e

Right then.. they're now claiming their academy is superior.. because they give youngsters a chance to thrive in the game apparently..

Cardiff..

Theo Warton.. 21 years old and has played twice for the first team.. present.
Joe Ralls.. One product successful
Nathaniel Jarvis.. made 9 professional appearances.. released.. currently non league
Ibrahim Farah.. played 1 professional game.. released.. currently non league
Alex Evans.. made 2 professional appearances.. released.. free agent
Jesse Darko.. made 12 professional appearances.. released.. currently non league
Ben Nugent.. Two product successful
DejI Oshilaja..23 years old and 65 professional appearances.. present.
Tommy O'Sullivan.. 21 years old and 25 league appearances.. present.
David Tutonda.. 20 years old and 24 league appearances.. present.
Delano John.. 21 years of age and 43 league appearances.. present.
Jazzi Barnum-Bobb.. 20 years ofor age and 13 league appearances.. Newport.

8 professionals in 5 years.

Swans..

David Cornell.. 25 years old and 57 league appearances.. Oldham
Lee Lucas.. 24 years old and 4 league appearances.. free agent
Dan Alfei.. 24 years old and 55 league appearances.. free agent
Case Thomas.. 25 years old.. 14 league appearances.. Australian League
Joe Walsh.. 24 years old.. 117 league appearances.. MK Dons
Jazz Richards.. 25 years old.. 98 league appearances.. Cardiff
Gwion Edwards.. 23 years old.. 105 league appearances.. Peterborough
James Loveridge.. 22 years old.. 14 league appearances.. Welsh League
Ben Davies.. 22 years old.. 102 league appearances.. Tottenham
Pau Morer Vincente.. 20 years old.. 12 league appearances.. Sandjeford
Alex Bray.. 21 years old.. 1 league appearance.. present
Scott Tancock.. 22 years old.. 6 league appearances.. free agent
Ryan Hedges.. 21 years old.. 24 league appearances.. present
Liam Shephall.. 21 years old.. 27 league appearances.. present
Josh Sheehan.. 21 years old.. 26 league appearances.. present
Kenji Gorre.. 21 years old.. 7 league appearances.. present
Alex Samuel.. 20 years old.. 26 league appearances.. present

12 professionals in 5 years..422

With a combined 694 league appearances and 700+ professional appearances within that time frame.. While Cardiff accumulated 422 'professional' appearances.

They're a joke outfit mun.

The awkward moment when a Welsh Club become the Champions of England.. shh The Swansea Way.. To upset the odds.
Poll: Best Swans Player

2
Some lower league hilarity.. on 21:39 - Aug 11 with 2333 viewsmorningstar

Some lower league hilarity.. on 21:15 - Aug 11 by skippyjack

http://www.ccmb.co.uk/showthread.php?419182-Jacks-spoil-another-day-for-me&s=91e

Right then.. they're now claiming their academy is superior.. because they give youngsters a chance to thrive in the game apparently..

Cardiff..

Theo Warton.. 21 years old and has played twice for the first team.. present.
Joe Ralls.. One product successful
Nathaniel Jarvis.. made 9 professional appearances.. released.. currently non league
Ibrahim Farah.. played 1 professional game.. released.. currently non league
Alex Evans.. made 2 professional appearances.. released.. free agent
Jesse Darko.. made 12 professional appearances.. released.. currently non league
Ben Nugent.. Two product successful
DejI Oshilaja..23 years old and 65 professional appearances.. present.
Tommy O'Sullivan.. 21 years old and 25 league appearances.. present.
David Tutonda.. 20 years old and 24 league appearances.. present.
Delano John.. 21 years of age and 43 league appearances.. present.
Jazzi Barnum-Bobb.. 20 years ofor age and 13 league appearances.. Newport.

8 professionals in 5 years.

Swans..

David Cornell.. 25 years old and 57 league appearances.. Oldham
Lee Lucas.. 24 years old and 4 league appearances.. free agent
Dan Alfei.. 24 years old and 55 league appearances.. free agent
Case Thomas.. 25 years old.. 14 league appearances.. Australian League
Joe Walsh.. 24 years old.. 117 league appearances.. MK Dons
Jazz Richards.. 25 years old.. 98 league appearances.. Cardiff
Gwion Edwards.. 23 years old.. 105 league appearances.. Peterborough
James Loveridge.. 22 years old.. 14 league appearances.. Welsh League
Ben Davies.. 22 years old.. 102 league appearances.. Tottenham
Pau Morer Vincente.. 20 years old.. 12 league appearances.. Sandjeford
Alex Bray.. 21 years old.. 1 league appearance.. present
Scott Tancock.. 22 years old.. 6 league appearances.. free agent
Ryan Hedges.. 21 years old.. 24 league appearances.. present
Liam Shephall.. 21 years old.. 27 league appearances.. present
Josh Sheehan.. 21 years old.. 26 league appearances.. present
Kenji Gorre.. 21 years old.. 7 league appearances.. present
Alex Samuel.. 20 years old.. 26 league appearances.. present

12 professionals in 5 years..422

With a combined 694 league appearances and 700+ professional appearances within that time frame.. While Cardiff accumulated 422 'professional' appearances.

They're a joke outfit mun.


I'm getting scared now. Skippy is turning into Planetswans version of the Lawnmower man!

Only winner of Planetswans Petulant Diva award.
Poll: Southampton home next. How many points

0
Some lower league hilarity.. on 21:40 - Aug 11 with 2330 viewsStarsky

Some lower league hilarity.. on 21:39 - Aug 11 by morningstar

I'm getting scared now. Skippy is turning into Planetswans version of the Lawnmower man!


I always thought of him as the cable guy

It's just the internet, init.

1
Some lower league hilarity.. on 22:10 - Aug 11 with 2281 viewsKilkennyjack

Some lower league hilarity.. on 21:40 - Aug 11 by Starsky

I always thought of him as the cable guy


Goal for the Gas !

Beware of the Risen People

0
Some lower league hilarity.. on 22:24 - Aug 11 with 2228 viewsKilkennyjack

Some lower league hilarity.. on 21:15 - Aug 11 by skippyjack

http://www.ccmb.co.uk/showthread.php?419182-Jacks-spoil-another-day-for-me&s=91e

Right then.. they're now claiming their academy is superior.. because they give youngsters a chance to thrive in the game apparently..

Cardiff..

Theo Warton.. 21 years old and has played twice for the first team.. present.
Joe Ralls.. One product successful
Nathaniel Jarvis.. made 9 professional appearances.. released.. currently non league
Ibrahim Farah.. played 1 professional game.. released.. currently non league
Alex Evans.. made 2 professional appearances.. released.. free agent
Jesse Darko.. made 12 professional appearances.. released.. currently non league
Ben Nugent.. Two product successful
DejI Oshilaja..23 years old and 65 professional appearances.. present.
Tommy O'Sullivan.. 21 years old and 25 league appearances.. present.
David Tutonda.. 20 years old and 24 league appearances.. present.
Delano John.. 21 years of age and 43 league appearances.. present.
Jazzi Barnum-Bobb.. 20 years ofor age and 13 league appearances.. Newport.

8 professionals in 5 years.

Swans..

David Cornell.. 25 years old and 57 league appearances.. Oldham
Lee Lucas.. 24 years old and 4 league appearances.. free agent
Dan Alfei.. 24 years old and 55 league appearances.. free agent
Case Thomas.. 25 years old.. 14 league appearances.. Australian League
Joe Walsh.. 24 years old.. 117 league appearances.. MK Dons
Jazz Richards.. 25 years old.. 98 league appearances.. Cardiff
Gwion Edwards.. 23 years old.. 105 league appearances.. Peterborough
James Loveridge.. 22 years old.. 14 league appearances.. Welsh League
Ben Davies.. 22 years old.. 102 league appearances.. Tottenham
Pau Morer Vincente.. 20 years old.. 12 league appearances.. Sandjeford
Alex Bray.. 21 years old.. 1 league appearance.. present
Scott Tancock.. 22 years old.. 6 league appearances.. free agent
Ryan Hedges.. 21 years old.. 24 league appearances.. present
Liam Shephall.. 21 years old.. 27 league appearances.. present
Josh Sheehan.. 21 years old.. 26 league appearances.. present
Kenji Gorre.. 21 years old.. 7 league appearances.. present
Alex Samuel.. 20 years old.. 26 league appearances.. present

12 professionals in 5 years..422

With a combined 694 league appearances and 700+ professional appearances within that time frame.. While Cardiff accumulated 422 'professional' appearances.

They're a joke outfit mun.


Where is connor roberts ? Joey ?

And looks like Ledley, Rambo, Adam Matthews, Gunter, Ernie, Gabidon etc have been airbrushed from history by picking a period that skews the argument.

Can you do a swansea centre of excellence comparison with swansea academy - just so we can see the benefit of the millions invested in the premier league era ? I will give you a start ....Ben, Joey, Jazz were all produced by the old Centre of Excellence. The academy had produced zip so far. Just saying like.

Beware of the Risen People

0
Some lower league hilarity.. on 22:26 - Aug 11 with 2210 viewsPhil_S

Some lower league hilarity.. on 22:24 - Aug 11 by Kilkennyjack

Where is connor roberts ? Joey ?

And looks like Ledley, Rambo, Adam Matthews, Gunter, Ernie, Gabidon etc have been airbrushed from history by picking a period that skews the argument.

Can you do a swansea centre of excellence comparison with swansea academy - just so we can see the benefit of the millions invested in the premier league era ? I will give you a start ....Ben, Joey, Jazz were all produced by the old Centre of Excellence. The academy had produced zip so far. Just saying like.


Good grief it will be years before the academy will produce players - these things don't happen overnight
1
Some lower league hilarity.. on 22:34 - Aug 11 with 2167 viewsAngelRangelQS

Some lower league hilarity.. on 22:26 - Aug 11 by Phil_S

Good grief it will be years before the academy will produce players - these things don't happen overnight


Some of the 9 year olds we signed up to the youth system when we got promoted are 14 by now. Why haven't they made the first team?
0
Login to get fewer ads

Some lower league hilarity.. on 22:36 - Aug 11 with 2154 viewsStarsky

Some lower league hilarity.. on 22:34 - Aug 11 by AngelRangelQS

Some of the 9 year olds we signed up to the youth system when we got promoted are 14 by now. Why haven't they made the first team?


Let's hope they don't get 'touched' by Everton

It's just the internet, init.

2
Some lower league hilarity.. on 22:55 - Aug 11 with 2091 viewsSwansNZ

Some lower league hilarity.. on 22:36 - Aug 11 by Starsky

Let's hope they don't get 'touched' by Everton



Poll: Should the official match day thread include pictures?

0
Some lower league hilarity.. on 23:46 - Aug 11 with 2019 viewsKilkennyjack

Some lower league hilarity.. on 22:26 - Aug 11 by Phil_S

Good grief it will be years before the academy will produce players - these things don't happen overnight


Thats not a fair comparison.

We already had a centre of excellence system that - through bloody hard work - produced international and premier league standard players in joey, Ben, and jazz within about 5 years.

Since the big money has gone in. Millions and millions. Then .... nothing of note.
Yes it could be jam tomorrow still, but equally there could be feck all tomorrow.

It should already be at least matching what the Centre of excellence was achieving with no investment.

Many at the club share this view.

Beware of the Risen People

0
Some lower league hilarity.. on 02:01 - Aug 12 with 1939 viewsskippyjack

Morningstar and Starsky.. The complex apparatus is turning it's wheel in your thought processes.. you want to know why that main vein in your head is popping out? throbbing?.. because you've got superior complex syndrome.. it's a new phenomenon among 40 to 60 year olds.. it's like an epidemic.. The grinding teeth.. The need to be superior.. The anger, the frustration.. it's like a bunch of ten years olds at a birthday party on times..

it's all..

My c*ck is bigger than your c*ck!

But my balls are bigger than your balls!

I've got bigger balls than you, nah, nah, nah, nah

or

F*cking ell, what a lazy c*nt you are, when I was younger.. I climbed mount everest in sandals within a day, I knows it all you see.. because I've been there.. done that got the shirt.. sailed across the Bristol channel in the winter because I was an Olympic snorkeling expert.. I ran miles when I was younger.. lifted two bags of cement on each shoulder because I'm such a superior athlete.. gained all these magical talents of superiority over the populace..

And I'm just sitting there.. listen to some 40 to 60 year old blabbering about how superior they all are..

While thinking they're just a pot bellied, bald, angry lazy tw*t who was a road sweeper for 20 years.. With early on set dementia.


You all 'know it all' don't you.. you shriveled button c*ck f*ckers.

The awkward moment when a Welsh Club become the Champions of England.. shh The Swansea Way.. To upset the odds.
Poll: Best Swans Player

1
Some lower league hilarity.. on 03:20 - Aug 12 with 1922 viewsStarsky

Some lower league hilarity.. on 02:01 - Aug 12 by skippyjack

Morningstar and Starsky.. The complex apparatus is turning it's wheel in your thought processes.. you want to know why that main vein in your head is popping out? throbbing?.. because you've got superior complex syndrome.. it's a new phenomenon among 40 to 60 year olds.. it's like an epidemic.. The grinding teeth.. The need to be superior.. The anger, the frustration.. it's like a bunch of ten years olds at a birthday party on times..

it's all..

My c*ck is bigger than your c*ck!

But my balls are bigger than your balls!

I've got bigger balls than you, nah, nah, nah, nah

or

F*cking ell, what a lazy c*nt you are, when I was younger.. I climbed mount everest in sandals within a day, I knows it all you see.. because I've been there.. done that got the shirt.. sailed across the Bristol channel in the winter because I was an Olympic snorkeling expert.. I ran miles when I was younger.. lifted two bags of cement on each shoulder because I'm such a superior athlete.. gained all these magical talents of superiority over the populace..

And I'm just sitting there.. listen to some 40 to 60 year old blabbering about how superior they all are..

While thinking they're just a pot bellied, bald, angry lazy tw*t who was a road sweeper for 20 years.. With early on set dementia.


You all 'know it all' don't you.. you shriveled button c*ck f*ckers.


Yep, you got me

It's just the internet, init.

0
Some lower league hilarity.. on 03:34 - Aug 12 with 1915 viewsGroo

Some lower league hilarity.. on 21:15 - Aug 11 by skippyjack

http://www.ccmb.co.uk/showthread.php?419182-Jacks-spoil-another-day-for-me&s=91e

Right then.. they're now claiming their academy is superior.. because they give youngsters a chance to thrive in the game apparently..

Cardiff..

Theo Warton.. 21 years old and has played twice for the first team.. present.
Joe Ralls.. One product successful
Nathaniel Jarvis.. made 9 professional appearances.. released.. currently non league
Ibrahim Farah.. played 1 professional game.. released.. currently non league
Alex Evans.. made 2 professional appearances.. released.. free agent
Jesse Darko.. made 12 professional appearances.. released.. currently non league
Ben Nugent.. Two product successful
DejI Oshilaja..23 years old and 65 professional appearances.. present.
Tommy O'Sullivan.. 21 years old and 25 league appearances.. present.
David Tutonda.. 20 years old and 24 league appearances.. present.
Delano John.. 21 years of age and 43 league appearances.. present.
Jazzi Barnum-Bobb.. 20 years ofor age and 13 league appearances.. Newport.

8 professionals in 5 years.

Swans..

David Cornell.. 25 years old and 57 league appearances.. Oldham
Lee Lucas.. 24 years old and 4 league appearances.. free agent
Dan Alfei.. 24 years old and 55 league appearances.. free agent
Case Thomas.. 25 years old.. 14 league appearances.. Australian League
Joe Walsh.. 24 years old.. 117 league appearances.. MK Dons
Jazz Richards.. 25 years old.. 98 league appearances.. Cardiff
Gwion Edwards.. 23 years old.. 105 league appearances.. Peterborough
James Loveridge.. 22 years old.. 14 league appearances.. Welsh League
Ben Davies.. 22 years old.. 102 league appearances.. Tottenham
Pau Morer Vincente.. 20 years old.. 12 league appearances.. Sandjeford
Alex Bray.. 21 years old.. 1 league appearance.. present
Scott Tancock.. 22 years old.. 6 league appearances.. free agent
Ryan Hedges.. 21 years old.. 24 league appearances.. present
Liam Shephall.. 21 years old.. 27 league appearances.. present
Josh Sheehan.. 21 years old.. 26 league appearances.. present
Kenji Gorre.. 21 years old.. 7 league appearances.. present
Alex Samuel.. 20 years old.. 26 league appearances.. present

12 professionals in 5 years..422

With a combined 694 league appearances and 700+ professional appearances within that time frame.. While Cardiff accumulated 422 'professional' appearances.

They're a joke outfit mun.


David Cornell's at Northampton, been on the bench for the last two games

Groo does what Groo does best

0
Some lower league hilarity.. on 10:24 - Aug 12 with 1726 viewsBrynmill_Jack

Some lower league hilarity.. on 02:01 - Aug 12 by skippyjack

Morningstar and Starsky.. The complex apparatus is turning it's wheel in your thought processes.. you want to know why that main vein in your head is popping out? throbbing?.. because you've got superior complex syndrome.. it's a new phenomenon among 40 to 60 year olds.. it's like an epidemic.. The grinding teeth.. The need to be superior.. The anger, the frustration.. it's like a bunch of ten years olds at a birthday party on times..

it's all..

My c*ck is bigger than your c*ck!

But my balls are bigger than your balls!

I've got bigger balls than you, nah, nah, nah, nah

or

F*cking ell, what a lazy c*nt you are, when I was younger.. I climbed mount everest in sandals within a day, I knows it all you see.. because I've been there.. done that got the shirt.. sailed across the Bristol channel in the winter because I was an Olympic snorkeling expert.. I ran miles when I was younger.. lifted two bags of cement on each shoulder because I'm such a superior athlete.. gained all these magical talents of superiority over the populace..

And I'm just sitting there.. listen to some 40 to 60 year old blabbering about how superior they all are..

While thinking they're just a pot bellied, bald, angry lazy tw*t who was a road sweeper for 20 years.. With early on set dementia.


You all 'know it all' don't you.. you shriveled button c*ck f*ckers.


Sailing across the Bristol channel I can understand, but why do you need to be an Olympic snorkelling champion(?) to do so? Unless you're sailing with you hanging over the side with your head underwater???

That aside, damn fine post

Each time I go to Bedd - au........................

1
Some lower league hilarity.. on 10:52 - Aug 12 with 1692 viewsunion_jack

Some lower league hilarity.. on 02:01 - Aug 12 by skippyjack

Morningstar and Starsky.. The complex apparatus is turning it's wheel in your thought processes.. you want to know why that main vein in your head is popping out? throbbing?.. because you've got superior complex syndrome.. it's a new phenomenon among 40 to 60 year olds.. it's like an epidemic.. The grinding teeth.. The need to be superior.. The anger, the frustration.. it's like a bunch of ten years olds at a birthday party on times..

it's all..

My c*ck is bigger than your c*ck!

But my balls are bigger than your balls!

I've got bigger balls than you, nah, nah, nah, nah

or

F*cking ell, what a lazy c*nt you are, when I was younger.. I climbed mount everest in sandals within a day, I knows it all you see.. because I've been there.. done that got the shirt.. sailed across the Bristol channel in the winter because I was an Olympic snorkeling expert.. I ran miles when I was younger.. lifted two bags of cement on each shoulder because I'm such a superior athlete.. gained all these magical talents of superiority over the populace..

And I'm just sitting there.. listen to some 40 to 60 year old blabbering about how superior they all are..

While thinking they're just a pot bellied, bald, angry lazy tw*t who was a road sweeper for 20 years.. With early on set dementia.


You all 'know it all' don't you.. you shriveled button c*ck f*ckers.


I hope this isn't your job interview piece Skip?!

Are Sperm Whales the reason the sea is so salty?
Poll: Bony - Would You Want Him Back?

0
Some lower league hilarity.. on 11:04 - Aug 12 with 1671 viewsvetchonian

Some lower league hilarity.. on 22:55 - Aug 11 by SwansNZ



thats classed as grooming

Poll: Will CCFC win a game this season?

0
Some lower league hilarity.. on 11:42 - Aug 12 with 1640 viewsjack247

Some lower league hilarity.. on 02:01 - Aug 12 by skippyjack

Morningstar and Starsky.. The complex apparatus is turning it's wheel in your thought processes.. you want to know why that main vein in your head is popping out? throbbing?.. because you've got superior complex syndrome.. it's a new phenomenon among 40 to 60 year olds.. it's like an epidemic.. The grinding teeth.. The need to be superior.. The anger, the frustration.. it's like a bunch of ten years olds at a birthday party on times..

it's all..

My c*ck is bigger than your c*ck!

But my balls are bigger than your balls!

I've got bigger balls than you, nah, nah, nah, nah

or

F*cking ell, what a lazy c*nt you are, when I was younger.. I climbed mount everest in sandals within a day, I knows it all you see.. because I've been there.. done that got the shirt.. sailed across the Bristol channel in the winter because I was an Olympic snorkeling expert.. I ran miles when I was younger.. lifted two bags of cement on each shoulder because I'm such a superior athlete.. gained all these magical talents of superiority over the populace..

And I'm just sitting there.. listen to some 40 to 60 year old blabbering about how superior they all are..

While thinking they're just a pot bellied, bald, angry lazy tw*t who was a road sweeper for 20 years.. With early on set dementia.


You all 'know it all' don't you.. you shriveled button c*ck f*ckers.


That's my favourite rant yet. Can you do more of these and less lists please?
1
Some lower league hilarity.. on 12:57 - Aug 12 with 1563 viewsmorningstar

Some lower league hilarity.. on 11:42 - Aug 12 by jack247

That's my favourite rant yet. Can you do more of these and less lists please?


That's 4 yes's. He's through to the next round.

Only winner of Planetswans Petulant Diva award.
Poll: Southampton home next. How many points

0
About Us Contact Us Terms & Conditions Privacy Cookies Advertising
© FansNetwork 2024